>"Hey anon, you remind me of Sheldon from The Big

>>35666827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
yes

>>35666859
>Filthy Frank

Back to r/4chan

>>35666827
>tfw actually a theoretical physicist
>tfw everyone always say "oh like Sheldon" whenever I tell them
>tfw even my parents fucking do it.

You don't know the paint I'm in anon. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.

>>35666878
>paint
What color?

>>35666895
Blue. It symbolises my mood

If I'm any Sheldon, I'm the one with the crush on Jenny.

>>35666877
but the reactions are just so useful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZiCAGPV_5U

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>handsome
>incomprehensibly intelligent
>literal scientist
>gives no shits what anyone thinks of him
>alpha as fuck despite his status
>hilarious catchphrase
>has a gf
Why is this a bad thing again?

>>35666878
>stuck with getting a physics major even though I hate science
>everyone thinks I love physics
>even my therapist tries talking to me in "scientific vocabulary"
>in non-STEM classes that are small enough to where I'm the only physics major people ask me to comment on things to get the "physicist's perspective"

>>35666859
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the original age of eighteen.

>>35666988
>Studying something you hate
Why are you so fucking stupid anon?
Change your goddamn major

>>35666995
21 but I don't really care tbqh

>>35666988
I did my undergrad and now I'm grad school getting my M.Sc. I fucking hate physics, there so much fucking work for absolutely no reward.

>>35667029
You were 7 when this site was created. Leave

>>35667019
It's too late to change it, otherwise I would, obviously.

>>35666968
>handsome
Not at all.
>>gives no shits what anyone thinks of him
Yes he does.
>>hilarious catchphrase
No it isn't.
>>has a gf
An ugly fucking bitch. I'd rather be alone.

>>35666827
Its time to pull the .... ahhh how do...

Things will be okay...

>>35667078
but I'm a beta autist I belong here

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>>35666878
you seem like you are in paint...
hard in tha paint as a matter of fact.
baspinga.

>>35666827
Why do normies always say this? And why do they think it's even ok to say this to someone you barely know? Can they not see how horribly insulting that is?

>>35667190
I can tell you're relatively new

>>35667300
just a year so yeah fairly new

>inb4 don't admit your new

>girl I liked said this to me once
>laughed but died a little inside

>>35667469
A girl said she liked me once to, I assumed it was a cruel joke and ran away I was 14

>>35667469
just remember you mean less to her than a mote of dust orbiting Mars

>>35667469
Grow a spine and tell her she reminds you of Skyler from Breaking Bad.

Fucking bitch needs to be put in her place.

>>35667469
>>girl I liked said this to me once
you talked with girls other than your relatives
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35667586
I hugged a girl once I'll have you know

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>>35667604
I touched the front page of a sports illustrated swimsuit edition.
still cumming...
that was back in '06

>>35668098
Please stop posting lewd photos in my thread. This is a Christian thread.