>mom comes back from tesco >bought two big chocolate cream

>no, I won't

Problem solved, thank me later

that's just a scam so you throw it away and buy more food, it'll be good for 5-7 days at least

>>35664346
Hahahaha lmao anon is the house's trash can xdxdxd

>>35664412
that's mean though.
on the bright side, OP has plenty of chocolate cake to eat.

>>35664346
eat it fattie, get to work you human tub of lard

>>35664346
Eat it all fat ass, and make it quick

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>>35664405

>HOLY SHIT ANON WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA I WORK MY ASS OFF TO GET YOU THINGS WHY AREN'T YOU APPRECIATING WHAT I DO FOR YOU DO YOU NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE AM I A BAD MOTHER? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANON?

>tfw eat things while walking around the store
who /sneaky/ here?

>>35665544
>>tfw eat things while walking around the store

i cringed

>>35665388
>Well, give it to someone who needs it mom, I don't want it.

>want to get ripped
>go annorexic while lifting
>so hungry I'd love a chocolate cake right now
>tfw everyday lose 1 or 2 lbs due to no calories and alot of cardio

why must I punish myself for a cute young gf in the future?

when I'm ripped if no girls want me I'm shooting myself.

Not to thread jack OP btw just so hungry.

>>35664405
>>35665388
GAME OVER -

Continue? 10...

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give them to me fat anon

Do what I did, fellow fat anon. Dont brush your teeth, they will erode and then when you try to drink something like Coca-Cola it will hurt for 40 minutes straight and that will give you an incentive to stop eating sugary foods.

>>35665614
You're not supposed to try to get ripped for the girls.

>>35665614
You're at the worst part right now. The good stuff is gonna come and it gets easier.
>girls sometimes just randomly touching arms, shoulders, chest, back, abs
>having more "presence" in a room
>looking more attractive
>good posture if you train balanced
>better body-mind connection
>sports and everyday activities don't feel so exhausting anymore

The stuff with the girls is cool but the rest isn't that bad either.

>Go to doctors this morning.
>Doctors has been reviewing my blood and urine tests, have the 'betes.
>Go home, feeling a bit mopey, but decide it's my own fault and there's no point dwelling on it
>Knock at the door
>It's a delivery
>144 cans of my favourite energy drink, imported from abroad. Expensive as hell
>Don't want to waste money. Don't want to drink up and get turbo diabetes.


HELP

>>35665916
make it last

limit yourself, fucker

>>35665916
Pour it down the toilet, one can at a time.

I'm serious. It's incredibly therapeutic to slay your enemy like that and as a form of self punishment.

I used to literally obey the urge to buy McDonalds, walk out with it and just open the box and dump it on the sidewalk.

260lbs to 141lb in just over a year.

>>35665916
Seriously, go pour it into the toilet, do it now.