post the height you say you are and your actual height. I tell

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'1 and I'm 6'1.

5'3"
5'3"
i'm too short to lie about my height

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>5'10
somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10

>>35663771
I tell most I'm 5'9
>I'm actually 5'8

Who here /devilish/?

I'm about 5'11" but tell people I'm 6 foot.(female) it sucks as the only guys who want me are beta cucks unless I move to somewhere like Germany where all the women a 6 foot and all the men at 6'3"

I'm 6'5" and tell people the truth. But there's no way to prove it to you guys so I'm just writing this to stroke my own ego.

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 5'8". I haven't measured myself in years but I have a sneaking suspicion I'm 5'7".

> why yes, I am considering suicide, how did you know

>>35663771
I tell people I'm just short of 2 meters.
I'm 6'4"

>>35663771
>6'2 barefoot
>easily 6'3 with shoes one
>say im 5'10
feels good trolling manlets at work

>>35664123
>tell people on r9k that i'm a 5'2 manlet
>i'm actually a 5'6 manlet

>>35664233
that actually sounds funny as fuck, nice one friend

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I tell people I'm 1.80m but i'm actually 1.79,2.

>tfw i'm a disgrace.

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Old, but I haven't grown an inch since, too old to grow.

>tell people i'm 6'1
>i'm actually 5'10
Who here /manipulator/?

5'11 and 4/5"
6'0"

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I say I'm 5'6"
im actually 5'6.6"

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>>35663771

6'4"

Say I'm 6'6"

Sometimes lie and say I'm 6'2" if I'm near some 5'9" retard claiming to be 6'

6'0

I always end up falling on 6'0 or 6'1 when I get measured but choose 6'0 as my height because it's the ideal height.

>>35663771
Tell people I'm 5'10" but I'm actually 5'9.5". Who else /devilish/ here?

>>35663771
6'3''
>say I'm 6'
who here /devilish/

5'11
5'11
Feelsokayman

Unoriginal post is unoriginal

>>35663771
5'9.5"

I tell people 5'10"-5'11"

I'm 5'10 but I say I'm 5'9 because I have a bad posture.

>>35663771
I'm 6'0" in my shoes
I tell people I'm 6'0"
bwahahahaha tfw 5' 11 3/4"

>>35664233
You are a true hero my friend.

>>35663771
>tell ppl I'm 5'0
I'm actually 5'5

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185cm
183cm

They can't notice the 2 centimeters less can they?

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'1, but I'm actually 6'2 with my shoes on.

I'm smaller than a lot of women I see I think they're 5'10 ish so yeah

>>35663771
5'10" (~180cm)

5'10.8" or something oddly specific like that.
Funny thing is is that people over state their height so much that everyone insists that I'm 6feet tall, so I guess that's pretty nice.

>>35663771
Five foot 9 I'm actually 5 foot 9
not bad for a mexican

>>35663771
5"11
I'm 5"10

Fuck off Roberto

>>35665746
I'm over 6ft and im half white, and half Mexican and asian, I wonder how tall I could have been.

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'0". I'm actually 6'0". It's funny because I've met dudes who claim to be 6'2" and I'm taller than them.

Same thing happens with women. My little sister is 5'7" but she's taller than so-called 5'9" models that we've met. There is a serious epidemic of lying about height in the world.

I'm 6'3''
when asked i say that i'm barely 6 foot

I'm 5'7. Most guys are taller than me and some girls are my same height or close to it. There's no possible way I'd get away with lying

I'm 5'5" and that's what I say too. I'm short, no lying can hide that.

>>35664269

Same I'm like 5'10 1/2 or 5'10 3/4th 179.9999cm. With my work boots on im basically 6 foot though.

Actual height:
6'3"

I tell people I'm:
5'10" or 6'0"

I love it when manlets say "wtf, no way you're under six feet because i-i'm 6'1" lol". It's pretty fun to humiliate a manlet when he lies about being 6'1" when 6'3" me says "i'm 5'10" wtf no way".

I'm 6'2. I just tell people I'm 6 feet to save time.

>>35665716
>Funny thing is is that people over state their height

I heard an anecdote that girls were asked what the average penis size of the men they slept with and they all said between 7 and 8 inches. They were then asked to demonstrate that length with their hands and the majority of the distances were 5-6 inches. They were lied to by guys their entire lives about dick sizes that they started to believe the meme

>>35667285
Thought I was the only one who did that. I find it amusing the most when one of those gym rats who barely scrape 5'8 say they're 6'

>>35665716
>>35667299

These two things are the reason I bump my height and dick size up an inch. I'm 6'0" with a 7 inch dick? Nope, I am now 6'1" with an 8 inch dick. If manlets are going to lie to catch up to me, I'm going to lie to stay ahead of them.

>>35663771

I tell people I'm 6ft
actually 5'11.5

>>35667327
>5'8 lying about being 6'

How the fuck does that even work. That's a 4 inch difference. That's easily over half of a head in height. Who do they think they're fooling, sub 5'4 womanlets?

>>35667378
That's fine though. You're just rounding up, nobody reports their height down to the decimal point. You know how many so-called 6'0" guys out there are actually 5'11.6-8"? A lot. Women do the same thing.

-1.78m
-1.78m

Can't be bothered to convert into retarded burger units.

>5'9
>Tell people I'm 5'10
It seems like 5'10 is the minimum to not be a manlet, so I go with that

I tell people 6'3", but i think its closer to 2.5"

I say I'm 5'8
I'm actually 5'8

>>35667392
You have no idea how easy it is, for several reasons. First and foremost:

1. Women are stupid. They know nothing. If you make $40,000 per year but lease a lambo, they think you're rich. If your dick is 6 inches but you say it's 9 they'll brag to their friends that it is 9.

2. Shoes. Shoes are fucking magic. I have two pairs of shoes, one some basic running shoes and the other some Jordans. I am 6'0" in the running shoes. I'm 6'2" in the Jordans. It's ridiculous. Like high heels for men.

3. Literally everyone is lying. So when a woman tries to use another man as a reference, she is getting false information. I'm sure that every man, even robots, has heard the following sentence: "You can't be only [your height]! My [boyfriend/brother/father/faggot sidekick] is shorter than you and he's [allegedly 1 or 2 inches taller than you]". It's all retards and lies.

I tell people I'm 5'6'' 5'7'' or 5'8''

My actual height 5'7 1/2"

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>say I'm 190cm
>actually 189,5cm

>>35663771
I tell people I'm six feet.
I'm barely six feet

>>35667510
>5'7"

Hey girl...you single?

The majority of women think roughly 5'10 barefoot is 6 feet. Almost every celebrity or athlete listed as 6 foot is a 5'10er

>>35667540
Yeah, it's retarded. Especially in America. I blame the NBA. Did you know that these retards measure their players with shoes on? I met Chris Paul, who is allegedly 6'0". I was 2 inches taller than him barefoot, and I'm not even 6'0" (I'm like 5'11 and 7/8).

>>35667540
I'm 5 feet, 9.75 inches according to my doctor. People regularly assume I'm 6 feet. I also quite a bit taller than people who say they are 5 10

I'm 171 but tell people im 172

i wear lifts so im 176 with em on. average height here is tiny so feels good towering over people for a while when i feel like popping em on

>>35663771
I tell ppl im 5'11 but im actually 6'0.5"

I get a kick out of it. Im a former robot now semi-robot aka. Normiebot

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>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'3'' but I'm probably 6'4''

I'm 6'2" and I tell people I'm 1.88m because I'm not amerilard

Am 6'2.5"
Say I'm 6'4" because I rarely see people taller than 6' that would be able to challenge me. Also wear 2" dress shoes so I'm technically truthful.

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'2 but I'm actually 5'11. They always know I'm lying and it ruins any chance of them trusting me. Idk y idudis.

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>>35663771
Im 5'9 and wear boots with 2 inch heels everywhere I go
I tell people im 5'7

>>35663771
I'm 6ft barefoot
I tell people I'm not sure because I don't want people to think I'm bragging (people are very small here generally) or downplaying to appear humble

>>35663771
I say that I'm 6'2 but in reality I'm 6'0

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>>35663771
I say I'm 5'7"

I'm actually 5'7"

>>35663771

179 cm

I tell people it's 180

>>35664148
>like Germany where all the women a 6 foot and all the men at 6'3"
>tfw 5'4" man in germany

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5'8"
5'8"

It is what it is. Not original?

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>>35664148

I'm 6'3 (American) and I want a tall gf

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>>35663771

I'm 5'11" but I say 6' as that's my height wearing shoes

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>>35663771
I tell people i'm 6'2"
Actually i'm 6'5"

>>35663771
1.78m (actually 1.77m)

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>>35664148
You're thinking of Netherlands or maybe Denmark. The average MALE is your height in Germany.

>>35667627
5'9.75 or 5.975? Big difference.

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'3"
I'm really 6'2.75"

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>>35663771
TFW 4'11"
(gotta add something to nake this comment original)

>>35663771
I tell people that I'm 6'4, but in reality, I am 6'4.

>>35663771
6'6
>I say I'm 6'5

I feel like 6'6 is just too much

>>35669699
I tell people im 6'2" but really im 6'1.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999".

anyone else /devilish?

tell people i'm 5'5"

pretty sure it's actually like 5'4 1/2" or something

i just like having dubs

it doesn't matter otherwise, i'm still short as fuck

>>35663771
>I tell people I'm 6'
>I'm actually 6"3
rounding down makes it easier

I'm 5 foot 9 and I tell people that I'm 5 foot 9 inches.

As much as I hate my height I tell people the truth however I did lie ones about my height. Probably the most important time I lied about my height height was when I took out my ID. I cleaned 511 and it's so obvious that I'm just five foot nine it's pretty embarrassing. Shake my head

I am 5'10"
I tell people I'm 5'3"

Because being a tall girl on the internet isn't considered cute enough. And I'm never going to meet these people irl anyway because I'm catfishing them all because I'm also fat due to PCOS.

I'm 1.61, and say I'm a 1.60.
Just not to look like I'm scraping every centimeter.

>>35663771
6'4 and 6'4. The truth is easy when you're not a manlet.

>>35663771
I say 6'3
actually 6'2.5

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I tell people I'm 6'
I'm actually 5'11.75"

>>35664148
id date a bitch that's my height, was always wondering if its like cave explorer down there for tall girls tho

5'5, 5'5. Its a cute height to be

>>35663771
what I say: 6'4"
what I am: 6'4"

why would I lie???

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 5'9
I'm actually 5'7

>>35664148
>6'1"
>tfw no tall gf
marry me

True story, my uncle thought he was 5'10" his whole adult life, even put it on his driver's license. He found out a few months ago that he's actually 5'8"

>>35667087
there most certainly is

>>35664387

I do the opposite. I'm 5'6 and 3/4ths, but I round up to 5'7.

>>35663771
Tell people I'm 6ft 4,
And I'm 6ft 6,

>>35663771
>tell people I'm 5'10"
>actually 5' 9 3/4"
I'm an absolute disgrace, my dudes.

>>35663771
I say I'm 5'8.

I'm actually 5'8.5. I'm extremely skinny, so I don't want my weight to have the extra inch attached when it comes to rounding up.

185cm and i tell people i'm 6'1".

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I'm 6'3 and I tell people I'm 6 foot even so it makes it seem like shorter guys are lying about their height

6'2
Just found out today that I'm 6'3

not that it matters much, I broke my femur so badly I might never walk right again

Honesty is the best policy. I'm 5'8".

...yet everyone thinks I'm taller. The DMV people never believe me.

i say im 6'2" and im 6'1.75"

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>>35663771
6,3 but i like to claim im 6,1 if anyone nearby is self conscious about their height

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>>35663771

Everytime I have measured my own height, I have always come short of 6'3". I generally get away with stating 6'4" though.

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 5'10 I'm actually 5'10.5" who else here is /devious/

5'8 and 5'8 because why the fuck would it matter

5'11
5'11
What I find odd is how I'm taller than most people in my university. It was like this in high school too, even though my height isn't that tall.

5'10"
5'9
Still get shit on regardless cause 5'10" is still manlet tier