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Flat chested femanons of /r9k/, have you ever experienced breast

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Flat chested femanons of /r9k/, have you ever experienced breast envy like guys experience penis envy?
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i don't really think about it but it does annoy me when people make fun of something i can't control.

t. guy who is trying to pose as a fembot
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>>35663712
>but it does annoy me when people make fun of something i can't control.
That's the nature of life though. If people weren't born better than others, we wouldn't have retarded people.
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>>35663579
Not particularly. Big breasts seem like a hassle and I dint think they're particularly good looking in any case.
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>>35663796
I'd still motorboat you, you cuck
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>>35663796
In ANY case? Lying to yourself won't make you feel better.
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>>35663825
But I genuinely don't think they'd suit my body is all.
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>>35663712
>it does annoy me when people make fun of something i can't control.
It pretty easy to pretend to be female on this issue because you can just compare it to criticism over penis size.
If a woman is going to complain when people say they have small breasts then they can't say anything about guys with small dicks.
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>>35663851
What? Big breasts look even hotter on bodies that don't suit them.
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>>35663938

Like on what? Obese women?
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>>35663976
No, that would be a case where big boobs would make sense since they're getting fatter and fatter. They look better on skinny/fit women.
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Bumping because I know there has to be more than just one flat-chested femanon here
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>>35663579
Yeah but breast envy is stupid. I grew out of it a few years back. I'm happy being flat chested now. Honestly can't imagine how annoying it'd be to have big breasts.
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>>35664629
>Grew out of it
Sounds like you didn't grow at all, actually.
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One last bump for interest. All femanons welcome
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>>35665693
Can't really contribute anymore, I've already posted and only learned that I'm apparently lying to myself
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>>35665781
I actually have no real opinion whatsoever about this topic. Just curious to see if most women do feel breast envy or not.
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>>35663579
Probably. Not because they lie to themselves about how "ugly" and "saggy" they will be when theyre old or overstate how much it will hurt to lift them, do some situps bitch, build your core.

I saw a granny at Costco with what must have been HH cups. Hot as fuck. Id prefer that over a flat chest any day.
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>>35663712
Go to Thailand and get implants dumbass. And not C cups, that would be a waste of money.
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>>35666003
I never really got the stigma that only big boobs sag. Even small boobs sag. It's just a thing that happens with age.
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>>35666055
The small ones sag worst actually, they end up looking like tennis balls in a tube sock.

Big ones may get droopy but they're always plump and soft.
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>>35663579
indeed
but then again they're a hassle, and it's not like i care that much anyway
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>>35663579
No I like my 32B, I'm athletic and always did sports in school so they don't get in the way. When I was a teenager up until early college I had to wear a white tank top under any low cut shirts but I didn't mind. Plus I'm very short so anything bigger would be disproportionate. I knew a girl with huge tits and she hated them, she always tried to wear black shirts to make them look smaller and hated that guys would always stare at them.
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>>35666109
Aw yiss, 32B master race.
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>>35666055
I've seen a 25 year old with small super saggy boobs, literally looked like a couple of socks stapled to her chest. Saddest thing i've ever witnessed. She was pretty cute otherwise but i felt a little sick when she wore a low cut top once.
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>>35666126
The only down side is:

>making out with date
>he has big hands
>slides his hand under my bra
>his hand covers my entire boobie
>awkward
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D cup with flat envy here. Big boobs are very aesthetically pleasing and even I like DAT JIGGLE on someone else, but wearing 'em myself...? Nah. They're heavy and often in the way.
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>>35666164
Lesbian 32B master race, small hands make my boobs seem medium.
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>>35666109
Fuck off my gf has 34FF and she can play tennis ok. She can't run much though but who cares? Running is gauche.
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>>35664644
Kek, nice burn and dubs
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>>35663579
Women experience nothing but envy of other women for everything all the time. Despite their social behavior women are extremely self-absorbed and only care about their own individual success.
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>>35666512
While that may or may not be true, in this thread I'm focusing on breasts specifically.
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i am b cup and i like it bc they are perky and not saggy like bigger boobs
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>>35666971
What's so great about being perky?
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>>35666971
>big boobs can't be perky
When will this meme die?
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>>35666997
they look more youthful and not like grandma tits
>>35667011
sure they can, if they're fake.
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>>35666971
pls be my b cup gf
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>tfw not flat-chested, but boobs look like a fucking trainwreck
>tfw genuinely wish I was flat-chested
>tfw too poor for surgery

I don't even want big boobs, I just want to look normal
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>>35667034
Ive known more saggy flat chested girls than large chested. Its more to do with cooper's ligaments and skin elasticity. If someone loses weight quickly they will have saggy chests.
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>>35667083
>implying guys won't love your boobs for the way they are
How big are they, anon?
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>>35667083
>>35667109
Implying anything but neckbeards will.
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>>35667200
That's still not an answer to my question, anon. How am I supposed to give you advice if I don't even know the basics?
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>>35663579
30G objectively best size, prove me wrong
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>>35667226
> implying im not /fit/ on excursion because r9k is oddly cosy on my long train journey back from work
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Do any femanons with small boobs want to show me? They're my favorite.
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>>35667104
>saggy
>flat chest
wut
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>>35667341
They're like sad raisins. Small breasts but the skin is empty and loose.
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>>35667260
>implying that's not still chestlet territory
Top kek
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>>35667377
Going above 30G starts getting to the point where it would be awkward dating the girl as everywhere you go your love of huge tits would be aired to all.
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Small B cup here. When I was 14-17 I used to HATE having small titties, I was determined to get a boob job when I was older. Yeah I was a bit jealous, especially at 14 since all the girls with big tits got a lot of attention from boys.

As you get older you just don't give a fuck anymore. As long as you have a pretty face, slim body and a vagina, guys will stay pay attention to you and want to fuck you. Obviously, having normal sized boobs are better than small ones. But as I got older I realised that having small natural boobs is better than having big fake ones
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No. I have gender dysphoria and schizophrenia so I want surgery to remove my boobs. It feels like walking around in a sandwich board that says "rape me".
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>>35667422
Good. I would fucking love to be in a scenario like that.
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>>35667452
Do you want to show them to me? I'll post my throwaway
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>>35666109
>No I like my 32B, I'm athletic and always did sports in school so they don't get in the way. When I was a teenager up until early college I had to wear a white tank top under any low cut shirts but I didn't mind.
I don't know who you really are goddamn the way you worded that made my dick rupture.
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>>35667452
> thinks breast implants are still silicon balloons
> implying you even notice half the women walking down the street with fake chests

Sorry, guys are going to preferentially get with the girl with 32E breasts regardless of telling you that they like real ones
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>>35667456
What size schizanon?
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>>35667495
what the fuck do you think breast implants are anon
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>>35667260
I like 32H
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>>35667535
34 B I think. I hold them down with sports bras. I used to bind but I gave my binder to my friend who was actually transitioning to a boy.
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>>35667571
Often they're saline bags or fat taken from elsewhere in the body, otherwise the casing and the shapes are now so good as to be indistinguishable. Literally no reason not to get them if you are a genetically unfortunate woman.
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>>35667456
Im schizophrenic but flat chested. I still feel like someone is going to rape me. You may as well keep them
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>>35667595
You might want to stop drinking the water around your area. Apparently it's turning females mentally ill.
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>>35667104
Same here, small ones end up looking like those party baloons you forgot about while they shriveled in the corner.

Bigger is always better, even into old age, grandma tits are fantastic.
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>>35667595
Maybe you should stop hanging out with other people with gender dysphoria as it will only push you into doing something drastic and damaging.
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But I love flat chests, I think they're cute and I just want to massage them lovingly.

Makes me sad knowing girls don't feel the same way about penis size. But hey, what can ya do? If the girl had a flat chest I'd do so much foreplay with it.
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>>35667626
I don't want them.

>>35667634
what are you talking about?

>>35667637
Peer pressure doesn't bother me. I'm not part of a hive mind.
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>>35667612
saline breast implants are literally just silicon bags filled with saline i don't see how that's any different from what you said.
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>>35667702
I'M SAYING THAT THE WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY
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>>35667649
You're gay though, that is why.

Or you're here to bottomfeed.
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>>35664629
I used to date underweight women because I like how weak they look but I copped a thiq gf with DDDs and I don't think I can go back. Those titties oh my god. I like to look at hip bones and thigh gap but the sex is dogshit in comparison.

If you have small boobs and no thigh gap like what the fuck are you even doing?
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>>35667751
Sorry Alex Jones.
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>>35667475
Here ya go anon. Small B cup. They look a little bigger in that bikini, it pushes them up a bit. Haven't got any naked photos sadly.

>>35667495
Na, waste of money. Maybe when I was younger. I like my small boobs now, they suit my body because I'm skinny. If I had huge boobs it'd look weird on my frame.

Wouldn't disagree that it'd be better to have biggers boobs though. Having at least a C-cup would be nice. Totally disagree that guys prefer big fake tits over small natural ones though. Or maybe that's just something they say to make people like me feel better.
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>>35667788
I have small boobs and phat azz so no thigh gap. thig thigh God tier
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>>35667764
What? No I just like flat chests.

Sorry I don't have the same tastes as you.
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>>35667829
I'm having a hard time believing that's you. Email me, [email protected]
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>>35667839
I disapprove.

Big titties are so fun. Especially when the girl is on top and you can suck on them while she rides you.

Small boobs and thigh gap are fun becuae I'm a big guy 4u and used to lift my ex gfs off the bed by their hips and fuck them hard while their upper bodies sat helpless. Just easy to throw around in general. Plus those long legs. Feels so good showing up to parties when you and your gf are both tall and look good in clothes. I used to see a 6' 135lbs chick. Like being elves among men lmao
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>>35663579
>like guys experience penis envy?
that's not penis envy
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>>35667921
The world has changed anon, even on 4chan nobody is truly going to give you shit for liking guys, chill.
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>>35667829
Haha, you looks like a 12 y/o. You should just find yourself a pedophile, that's the best you're going to get.
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>>35667961
get the fuck off my board you don't belong here
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>>35667960
Don't be greedy anon, you already saw another fembots boobs today.
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>>35667829
SKELETON PLEASE GO
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>>35668046
You know we both like boobs, femanon.
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>>35667289
>browsing r9k on the train
I've done this before. don't you get nervous people behind you will see the trap and anime porn in the catalog?
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>>35667961
Especially the ones with giant puffy nps with lots of bumps on them
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>>35668083
I mean. Yeah.
Somebody post their cute B cups pls.
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>>35667260
>t. low_test_beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ionqycqqW3Y
^^^Is ideal.
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>>35663579
I want big breasts :c im a dumb chestlet and they are so cute and feminine and I'll always be jeaous no matter how many big tit girls try to make me feel better about myself by saying they are annoying. Going through puberty and ending up with A cup breasts is a painful disappointment.
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>>35668169
>Tfw my mom and sister both have boobs this big and my daughter will probably have it too.
It made me so mad when my sister would walk around school in cleavage. All the guys would stare and I couldn't tell her what to do because she was older than me. I can't imagine how annoying it'll be if my daughter starts dressing like a slut too.
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>>35668241
>when you realize your gf has the same body type and is the same height as your mom
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>>35663579
No, because I actually have big breasts. I probably had an A cup when I was 9, because I remember my friend commenting about my boobsies. For someone rather unlucky, I was blessed with a good body. Big boobs, big butt, small waist, wide hips, you name it. Never had to deal with any kid of body envy.
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>>35667829
Why is a girl with a body like this browsing r9k?
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Nah, due to lactation I could actually just pump myself into cowtits, like the jelqing meme but for real.
I might do so once I stop being a shitty hikke and move out of mummy and daddy's basement.
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>>35668303
>when you're only attracted to milfs that have a similar personality to your mom even though she is a cruel and terrible person
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>>35668305
Are they slightly above average or far beyond average?
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>>35668305
You should email me as well, it's >>35667960
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>>35668303
>when you realize your bf's mom had the same body fat distribution, haircolor, complexion, and jawline as you
>one of the few differences is that she wears glasses
>start needing glasses to drive
>bf says you're even hotter with glasses
This is- this is still just a coincidence, right?
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DD Cups masterrace here. I love feeling the envy of small/flat chested girls. I just love it.
Pic related, they're about that size.
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>>35668898
Finally, some honesty in this thread. I'm sick of hearing these tiny girls trying to desperately justify their mosquito bites. If they're happy with them, why do they feel like they have to constantly defend them?
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>>35668898
Those arent remotely DDs though you virgin male.
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>tfw mommy fetish
>tfw short, pear shaped body with small breasts+youthful face


Why am I like this
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>>35669014
I wouldn't know.
But I've got all kinds of ridiculous insults in my life, about how bad they will look when they're going to sag (maybe so, but they look pretty great now and will for at least 20 more years) how they're probably loose without the good bras (they're not) blah blah. I like them, I can wear whatever and people will tell me I look good, and it drove two guys insane. When I was a teenager it was really frustrating that people would approach me just because of the tits, but it's okay now. I get to choose in many cases.
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>>35663579
I'm a guy and I prefer little titty girls. I've fucked a girl with tits bigger than every girl in this thread. The best part was I could suck them as she rode me. The worst part was everything else. I'll stick to delicious flat chest.
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>>35669409
Probably because you slept with a whale
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>>35669333
y-you sound pretty qt
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>>35669450
She was chubby but it's wholely irrelevant. This thread is about breast size. Don't be bitter that you still haven't lost your virginity even to the hammiest of planets.
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>>35669333
Is it something you wish to attain or be?
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>>35669346
Big tits are a nice compliment, desu
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Just general envy altogether. I'm a short, pudgy, flat-chested girl. I wish I had a better body.
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>>35669575
Eat less then. You'll have a 7/10 body in 8 months guaranteed.
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>>35669659
I'd still only be 4'10 and flat-chested.
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>>35669694
So tiny! My goodness.
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>>35669694
4'10?!

Be my loli gf jesus.
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>>35663579

No. That's the least of my problems. But I do experience vagina envy. >tfw outie
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>>35669694
So? At least you won't be disgusting and fat. You're Asian aren't you?
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>>35669727
Outies are sexy. Can I see yours? My email is >>35667960

Email me.
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>>35669727
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING ROASTIE!! ROASTIE ALERT!!! ROASTIE ALERT!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WHORE!!!

ROAST BEEF. ROAST BEEF. ROAST BEEF.
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>>35669727
Outies are better than innies. Unless your labia are absolutely huge. They don't look like creepy children's vaginas and girls seem to like having their lips sucked on when eating them out.
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>>35669495
Breast size worth is totally dependent on body size you moron. Saying your girlfriend is stacked when she's 140kg is literally embarrassing. Anything over a 32 back size can be discarded.
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>>35669784

I'm a virgin. It's been this way since as long as I can remember.
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>>35669727
this so much.
>tfw virgin outie
the worst feel
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>>35669853
Suureeeee
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>>35669711
Don't want to date a pedo, sorry. That's my whole problem.
>>35669756
I'm white. I'm not fat to the point where it's a problem for me health wise. It mostly looks like baby fat.

I guess I could lose it if I cared about aesthetics but I would look even younger.
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>>35669851
>It's an American who thinks 140kgs is chubby
What the literal fuck?
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>>35669853
>>35669868
It's just an insult to all woman come here in general, don't feel bad about it.
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>>35669853
>>35669868
>virgin
Then why is your vagina a fucking ROASTIE? ROASTIE ALERT!! ROASTIE ALERT!!!

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
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>>35663938
>big breasts look even hotter on bodies that they don't look hot on.
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>>35669883
At least you'll be cute and youthful among your friends. Won't you be happy that you are smol?
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>>35669883
You don't happen to live in Colorado do you? Because I know some one with this exact description.
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>>35669883
How old are you to begin with? It's not even just about aesthetics. Your diet is probably shit if you're fat and you won't be exercising at all. Just lose weight and filter out the creepy cunts.
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>>35669883
Were you that girl that got LDRd by a pedo from here?
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>>35663579
can you explain to me why the boob fetish guy posts retarded looking chicks
seriously, why does he post these trailer trash visible-trisomy fucks with weird faces and no chins
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>>35669943
>filter out the creepy cunts
I will protect you, m'lady!
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>>35669530
I just want to look like your average/ slightly attractive older(30+) woman that gives off motherly, understanding and comforting vibes desu


Being 5'4"+ and having bigger breasts wouldn't hurt either
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>>35669977
>Tell someone to do something
>He takes it to mean I'll do it for her
You didn't have to get so triggered anon.
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>>35670027
>Psssh...I wasn't going to white knight her or anything....kid.
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>>35663579
My breasts look like droopy pancakes. At least if they were large it'd be okay. But they're not. I feel like a loli 24/7 and people think I'm 12. HHKV and I'm pretty much doomed with my meme face and boy body
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>>35670063
lmfao Are you this upset that people think you're a creepy cunt for begging online women to roleplay a loli for you?
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>>35670109
>Heh...you're really this upset...? Don't lose your focus, kid...
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>>35670023
Your boobs would increase in size if you ever lactated.. you don't have to be pregnant to induce either.
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>>35669868
I want to see yours too, email me: [email protected]
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>>35670152
Why do you have all these pictures saved?
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>>35670094
Sounds like you'd make an excellent tomboy gf
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>>35670094
PLEASE be my droopy pancake titty gf
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>>35670223
>Nothing personal....kiddo...
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>>35663579
I'm a b cup and I don't get mad when I see girls my height with big boobs, in appearance I come off as very childlike so the small boobs don't help. My mother called them "9th grader boobs"
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>>35670323
Are you mature in personality and then some? Thats what matters.
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>>35670323
But are they perky? Hows yourpussy look?
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>>35670184
Interesting...
I looked up the techniques just now and from what I gathered, the methods aren't exactly safe or realistic.


Lately I've been massaging mine/paying more attention to them and I don't know if it's a placebo effect or what, but they seem softer and more fluid(?), so I guess I'll stick with doing this :/
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>>35663579
yes they get mad about having small boobs

they hate it

harder to look "cute"
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>>35670704
Well, there are certain drugs and herbs you can take to induce as well!

Glad to hear you're going for it ^^
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>>35669333

Oh fug.

Wanna switch back and forth? I be daddy sometimes and you be mommy sometimes.
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>>35663579
Every day.
>She's 24 and still has to buy training bras because everything else is too big
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>>35670152
Mom in the background taking the pic
Jesus.
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>>35670874
:(

What a hopeless chest..
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>>35670908
>She tried working out and gaining weight once when she was 18
>Not only did her boobs not grow, but she somehow lost weight
Is there such a thing as a FtM trap?
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>>35671040
There are reverse traps, but those are generally not FtM.

Please have some hope, anon. Be happy.
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youtube.com/watch?v=XgvUhTLrZYY Any ladies here ever tried this for beeger boobs?
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>tfw no big titted gf to nearly suffocate me to death when she squeezes my head with them
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>>35671134
>"My tits got yuge!"
>Does the whole video chin-up
Can I call bullshit?
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>>35671040
Also I wanted to add an addendum but lifting weights will tend to make you shorter and less well developed in your childhood. Not like you already knew this, but..
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>>35671164
Chicks with milkable tits are the best
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>>35671189
nigga did u even watch it
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>>35671222
She would be better if she lost some weight, gaining weight is great when it comes with breast growth but when your guy starts hanging you've gone too far
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Sometimes, its nice to not have too much to deal with but a lot of my guy friends make fun of the fact that I am flat chested
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>>35671222
goddamn those are some nice tits
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Don't worry boy-tit girls, the world is about asses now.
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Took a shower and forgot I even posted here...
>>35670344
I guess I'm mature, I'm responsible, all I want to do is make lots of white babies and care for them, I do my best to not think with my emotions and especially not act on them, socially I'm just a little slow, but I've never had the drive to be social anyways
>>35670347
I guess they're perky
As for the old baby maker? It's there, the ol' hymen's there too. It's hard to describe because words are hard, but it goes well with my 9th grader boobs
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>>35671674
I don't know what means? Can I see it? I'll give you an honest opinion. Email me- [email protected]
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>>35671544
>he's an ass man

non-white detected
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>>35671829
cringe mate
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>>35671911
It's working well so far. I saw really nice titties and pussy today.

And saying cringe is very Tumblr/leddit
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>>35670849
Sorry to disappoint, but Daddy kink does absolutely nothing for me, unless it's mixed together with husband/wife play

Big brother stuff on the other hand...
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>>35671968
> pleading for substandard naked images when you can google top models

really cringe, probably a pajeet
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i prefer flat but honestly i couldn't care less about tits or ass or hips or anything like that. just as long as she isn't a fucking landwhale i'm good with anything.
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>>35671998
Incest is p hot desu
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>>35671674
>tfw not white

Glad to hear you're keeping your genetic purity! Have a great life.
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A-cup masterrace reporting in. I used to get boob envy but I've actually learned to love them. Big boobs are aesthetically pleasing but I'd never want them myself- running or doing anything physical would be much more annoying. Plus I dig the tomboy aesthetic in general.
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>>35672511
You definitely put the boy in tomboy, anon. So accomplished.
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>tfw 36C cups and in love with an man who likes rail thin girls with flat chests

I can't win
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>>35672774
Your man is a pittance, anon. I feel bad for you.
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>>35672511
Lack of athletics is a beta girl excuse. Do situps, not just crunches, and once you have a strong core you could easily carry the extra boob. Do you think Lara Croft ever bitched about not being a chestlet?

Sounds like you just have low T.
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>>35672896
You're probably right, anon. Thanks for the advice.
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>>35673043
h-how about squats

orogilu
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>>35672774
I'm sorry that you have an attraction to a pedophile, anon
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I'm a tittybot and I have an average D cup. I experience breast envy over flat chests. They stay forever cute and perky while I sag and look matronly.
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>>35673488
You're a fucking retard. Gas yourself
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>>35663579
Not really, if anything I just want to suck on them :3c
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>>35673577
how... why. stop
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I was overweight and it was all in my tits, had DD boobs but I was ignored by men, now i'm slim/athletic with a B cup and i'm still ignored by men so i'm mostly neutral towards tits, like having smaller ones more

I do think smaller ones make you look more agile/youthful while bigger ones are for slow old fat cows
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>>35670184
Yeah but when you get done lactating they sag and go back to their original size but just saggier.
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>>35673691
>slow old fat cows
You're like a manlet desperately trying to call anyone taller than him a lanklet. How sad is that?
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>>35673800
well just from personal experience, I work with a lot of people and us young happy sprites have small boobs/are flat while the older miserable ladies have their giant udders and love to show their foot-long slanted cleavage

I have no need to fight for either side though, can easily let myself go and get large breasts again
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>>35672228
I have brown hair and brown eyes, I wouldn't throw around the term "genetic purity"
>>35671829
No they're right dude, that was really cringey
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>>35673980
sorry, I assumed you only wanted white babies.
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>wanting a fat chested titcow
>wanting a girl who will have backpain
>wanting a gf who will be constantly ogled
>wanting a gf you can't hug properly.
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>>35674040
I do only want white babies, but I'm not Aryan or anything
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>>35674080
I would want her to be very soft, if anything really.
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>>35674080
You're right, I'd much rather have a flat girlfriend that I'm not attracted to because of those trivial reasons you posted.
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>>35673488
I think what he means is that you're complaining over nothing. You have a gift, after all.
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im a titlet who wants to suck blonde mommy titties
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>>35673980
Don't care, do it anyway
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>>35672792
>>35673385
I have made comments like "you like girls who look like men!" but it never changes. He likes the Taylor Swift body type. Ughhhh why? Even as a girl I think big hips and breasts are more beautiful and feminine than the opposite.
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>>35674553
I know, right? I don't understand how he has those kinds of tastes.
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>>35663579
no

i am disconnected from my body 99% of the time and when i am aware of it i am generally completely satisfied with what i have
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>>35673980
You sound pretty perfect desu. Are you a Slav?
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Depends, really. There's all sorts of boobs in the world. Most are glorious.
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>>35675366
I wouldn't call myself perfect
And as far as I know, my mom's side all non jewish german, I think my great grandparents were immigrants, dad's side I think is Anglo, he doesn't know but I'm hoping I'm not Welsh
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>>35675672
Not Aryan, but still quality white. What's not perfect?
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>>35675672
Sounds qt and I want to see, you should post a throwaway.
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>>35675869
I know I'm gonna get flak for this but I have a boyfriend, I don't know how I managed since I'm fucking autistic and read social cues like Floyd Mayweather reads Dostoyevsky
>>35675831
The aforementioned autism, I can be spiteful, I blame both of my parents, I might be sarcastic to a fault, that's a matter of opinion, blame parents again, let to my own devices I'd slowly waste away in my room, I can take care of myself, sometimes I just lose the drive to do anything, a lot of stuff related to long stories
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>>35676032
That doesn't mean we can't talk and show each other things.

That's a shame for me but proof you are attractive.
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>>35676103
I'm not sending you pictures of anything, I'm not a dumb camwhore
And I guess I must be attractive, I don't like complimenting myself but I've been approached often, never followed up or cared but my attitudes changed recently
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>>35671889
He could be bi, did you ever consider that?
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>>35676032
Good luck with the BF. Glad you found someone who'll let you be yourself.
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>>35674080
>wanting a gf you can't hug properly.

You're an idiot.
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>>35666094
this, saggy small tits look like a fucking nightmare
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>>35676286
Thanks, I didn't expect a positive response but it put a smile on my face
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>>35666165
yeah but you make me happy looking at them and that's all that matters
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I dont mind having smaller tits and no guys ever seemed to care. I just pierced them and i think theyre pretty cute
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>>35676396
>just pierced them
I've always liked that look but it seems painful. This is dumb, but how painful was it?
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>>35676396
Post em. You pierced them to show off
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It hurt quite a bit, the after care sucks my nipples were burning for like two weeks and I had to sit around topless in my room with a fan pointed at my tits LOL . Also sucks because it took mine around a year to heal completely so you have to be careful with pulling them and cant really have anyone sucking on them.
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>>35676487
Do you have a throwaway? I really like pierced tits
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>>35676487
Dang, you're braver than I am.
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>>35676487
Well that was stupid.

Stick your face in a hot oven next. That'd be hawt.
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>>35663579

I don't know. I find large breasts very satisfying in some strange, aesthetic way that doesn't seem sexual. I don't have tiny breasts, but they're not as big as my sisters, and she always gets much more male attention. I'm bisexual, and my preference has always been for small breasts (my ideal body is Rooney Mara in the Girl with The Dragon Tattoo), but this is also the body I'd want for myself. I don't like masturbating to bigger breasts, even in hentai. I don't know if this is jealousy or just preference.
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>>35676660
Well I have quite a few piercings and tattoos so it wasnt over the top painful for me but yeah, if you dont have a high pain tolerance it will probably kill. On the plus side though my nips are super sensitive now and it feels awesome
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>>35676798
>>35676816

Post yours.


I can't believe no fembots have posted tits yet here.
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What do titties feels like?
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>>35676831
Ill get right on that, sir! But not really though
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>>35676841
Like bags of sand, mostly.
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>>35676841
I heard something about putting your hand out the window of a 40mph car or something.
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>>35676859
Just do it. This isn't a game.
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>>35676952
Lets play a game. You post a pic of your man titties, and if theyre bigger than mine then ill post mine up. Time stamp
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>>35676859
Nah, don't bother they sound like shit anyway.

>desperate fucks in this thread will beg for litterally anything.
I've never been embarrassed for someone else before.
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>>35676831

This is them from the very best angle when I lie down..
Still not aesthetic
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>>35667829
It's not THAT bad, but is kinda bad.
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>>35677005
Very nice, thanks femanon. Do you have a throwaway?
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>>35677005
Too small for me anon, you'd need a pretty great personalty to make up for it.
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>>35677005
Excellent.

>>35676979
Cunt.

>>35676991
Upset at titties? I don't even.
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>>35677070
Hahaha oh are you too shy to post your tits anon?
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>>35676979
Why would I do that? Or anything you say? Get naked or leave.
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>>35677065

Well I have a terrible personality so I guess our fates are destined to never intertwine.
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>>35677108
I just wanna see your big ol man titties is that such a crime
>>
>>35677132
Side note, I met a femanon on here who claimed to have a fetish for this, but she never came back. Pretty sure I was trolled.
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>>35677166
Oh really? Lol it wasnt meee. Im just messing around
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>>35677205
Post your tits then, it's not hard.
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>>35663579

It's not even the same thing. Some men prefer small boobs, but no woman prefers tiny dick.
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>>35677231
No its definitely pretty easy, but how is that fun for me?
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>>35677257
I'm beginning to see why robots don't want women here. Please leave.
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>>35677282
Yeah women are so terrible they wont show me their tits boo fucking hoooo
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>>35677313
Shut the fuck up. You think you're special, bitch? All you are to me is a cunt. A walking, talking vagina. You won't even show me your fucking boobs. How hard is that? You're just a stuck-up bitch. I have NEVER seen a vagina in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. I am so desperate for fucking pussy you can't even believe it. So show me your flat mosquito bites and your fucking hairy roastie vagina, you fucking cunt. I need vagina. VAGINA. I NEED VAGINA. PUSSY. PUSSY. PUSSY JUICE. SWEET PUSSY JUICE. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SWEET PUSSY JUICE. I FUCKING NEED IT!!!
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>>35677313
It's more the attitude than anything tbqh. You're just acting like a cunt for no reason other than to be a cunt
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>>35677282
nigga just take a picture of your saggy man boobies and post them. you ain't posting a picture of your face or some shit who the fuck cares? some bitch is willing to trade you her titties for your gross ass stinky chesticles and you turning her down? get the fuck out of here you dummy.
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>>35677129
How come? I like your boobs, femanon. I'd like to see more of you.
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>>35677345
Damn that is pretty unfortunate. I feel for ya. You can take it out on me if it makes you feel better...but no titties for you sir.
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>>35677365
If you actually think she would post then you're delluded
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>>35677365
See thats exactly what Im saying how hard is that? Fair trade.
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>>35677365
I'm not the one who asked. I just mentioned I met a girl with that fetish
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>>35670152
Yeah, you don't want to become a Cie'th.
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>>35677005
your nipples remind me of my ex

fuck you
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>>35677421
Post your contact info and I'll make the trade. I have no shame but I want those tiddies all to myself.
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>>35677457
that's the kind of attitude that i like to see. this anon wants them titties, isn't ashamed of his moobs, and is willing to step up to the plate. good on you homie!
>>
I hate these threads that try and prey on intense insecurities
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>>35677457
Ummm make the trade here dont wanna give out my info. But props to you for not being a bitch lol
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>>35677534
Don't patronize me you faggot
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>>35677567
I'll post mine then, what do you want?
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>>35677593
Squeeze em together bahaha
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>>35663579
Hmm I would like big boobs but I can just wear a push up bra and deceive people so whatever
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>>35677548
I've made like, ten of them including this one in the past two days. It's fun.
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>>35677569
you're in a thread on /r9k/ trading your man breasts for a grainy photo of some hoe you don't even know. your life is on such a low tier/trajectory i literally wouldn't be able to interact with you without being condescending.
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>>35677625
Lmao so true. Push up bras fo life
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>>35677257
Wow....you are a real girl.
A trap would never say something like that.

So how are you this evening m'lady?
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>>35677656
Stop raining on our parade we're bonding through our nipples
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>>35677622
I meant what kind of contact info. I was just baiting to see if you're real but this proves it :^)

>>35677656
Don't assume so much autismo
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>>35669851
Low test beta that likes chestlets, the biggest tit cows are bbw like nadine jansen or Melina velba
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>>35677548
>doesn't say shit during dicklet or manlet threads, only chestlest threads
whitknight/roastie pls go
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>>35677667
Haha yeah I am. Just dandy how about yourself sir?
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>>35677688
Nahh I will do it. Its all in good fun.
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>>35677656
did you forget where you are friend?
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>>35677724
So what kind of contact info do you want? Last chance
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>>35677759
Kik?? Thats all i got
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>>35677780
Ultratusk

Message me
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>tfw big titties
>tfw no big titty gf
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>>35672057
Keep /int/ memes in that shithole Bruce
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>>35677780
my kik is: zark8819

your areolas are love
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>>35677952
Sorry somebody beat you to it thats all folks
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>>35667829
wait, why are you here?
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>>35675672
Why don't you wanna be Welsh?
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>>35677965
does having a huge cock count for anything?

I just wanna send some pics desu
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>>35677345
I was with you until you went into woe is me beta mode
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