>be me
>wake up from ten hour nap, starving
>craving tendies
>saved up some extra gbp by helping mommy bring in groceries
>only problem is mommy's boyfriend chad is with her in their room making snugglies
>fucking hate that bitch i want tendies now
>yell at mommy through closed door
>"MOMMY! WENDY'S TENDIES! WENDY'S TENDIES! WENDY'S TENDIES!"
>"not now anon ill get you some later"
>fucking bitch ill show her
>get my pissjugs from under my bed, along with my cum blanket, pretty much completely crusty at this point
>barge into mommy's room
>chad is on top of mommy
>take one of my pissjugs and pour contents onto them
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" chad screams
>mommy is sobbing
>"WENDY'S TENDIES ARE SO SPLENDID! NONE FOR YOU AND ALL FOR ME. IF YOU WANT SOME TASTY TENDIES, GBP WILL BE THE FEE."
>chad punches me, fall over, breaking pissjugs on floor
>piss is everywhere
>pee is a fetish of mine, get really horny
>take out my iphone 6s and type in my favorite hentai
>start using my cum blanket to jerk off my dick
>chad and mommy are staring in shock
>chad gets up and leaves, mommy chasing after him
>"CHAD, WAIT!" mommy is crying
>"I can't handle this anymore Stacy, you're son is a fucking freak."
>chad slams door and drives away
>finish fapping, cum buckets into my cum blanket
>drape freshly minted blankey over mum's head
>"ill go get your tendies now anon" she says, sadly
>tfw I break her
>mommy comes home with spicy tendies fresh from Wendy's
>gobble them up while watching the littlest pet shop and fapping some more
>and i still have 50 gbp left.
Fucking christ, you people need help.
>>35663338
keep posting these
>spicy tendies
>wendy's
That's how I know this didn't happen. Wendy's doesn't have spicy tendies anymore.
>>35663502
It does in Poland
>>35663502
REEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP RUINING THE LARP
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME DAVE
REEEEE
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>>35663502
Then how do I eat spicy goodness LIKE A BOSS
>be me
>20 year old NEET
>get hungry
>m-mum can we go get tendies?
>"no anon I'm not made of money and fast food is bad for you!"
>ok *go back to room and sulk*
>>35664189
>he doesn't keep a GBP ledger to prove to mommy that he is entitled to tendies
you've done this to yourself.