>obviously flirting with qt at work >manager shouts loudly

>>35658607
>obviously flirting
Fuck off, normie.

>>35658607
you were probably coming off as a creep

lay off the negging, my man. Your maanager saved your ass.

>try to flirt with someone everywhere
>acutely aware that everyone can tell that is what you're doing
>lay off because of it

Anyone know that feel?

>>35658607

This used to happen to me literally any time I spoke with a female coworker when I was in HS.

It'd just be bullshitting or smalltalk to pass time because I was literally incapable of flirting back then and he'd still walk over and make some shitty joke about me trying to get into her pants or something and then they'd never talk to me again.

I fucking hated that guy.

>>35658748
Yes man, iktf. I don't know what to do man. Everyone else needs to fuck off.

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>>35658607
>Have crush on girl in 3rd grade
>Talk with her during recess for some reason
>Some other kid I barely knew was nearby and said "u wanna fill her up :))"

what the fuck

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Is there an actual response to this besides lame chuckling?

>>35658815
You should kidnap him and sodomize him to death. He deserves it, such a beta wannabe chad he has to ruin genuine robots attempts at wooing.

>>35658607
>Call HR or Managers' Manager
>Explain they creating a hostile work environment by driving a wedge between you and your co-workers using lies and rumors.
>??
>Profit

>>35658607
Cannons like that are lit from the top, not the end. The round knob is the cascabel used to attach arresting ropes to deal with the recoil of firing the cannon.

Looks like you managed to screw that one up anon