i'm just a boy whose only qualities are coding and being

>>35658317
>i'm just a boy whose only qualities are coding and being girly
sounds good enough to me
be my bf

>>35658366
where do you live
id rather not have an internet relationship

>>35658317
>coding
>being girly
I know at least one girl who would hit on you.

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>>35658423
>where do you live
cali what about you

>>35658491
europe. not a fake aryan either, 100% pure aryan smooth milky white
>>35658485
not interested in girls. im bisexual but my dick has some problems and i cant really penetrate without being in extreme pain

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>>35658518
>europe. not a fake aryan either, 100% pure aryan smooth milky white
... are you some kinda /pol/fag?
no thanks tbo

>>35658537
i just care about ethnicity and wanted to state that i'm white without giving any discrete personal information, thanks

If you are less than 140 pounds and are subby you should never kill yourself

>>35658621
i got you covered easily senpai but what's the point if there's nobody to take advantage of it?

>>35658317
I love coding and girlyboys OP, you and I should date :3

the only problem is I'm a bottom so we're probably not gonna fuck. It's okay though we can cuddle and code together

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>>35658317
That pic.
>you have to eat all the eggs

>>35658683
I would but ill bet you live nowhere near me, as with everyone

>tfw no bf
original tomato

If you're depressed you probably have a really skewed view of yourself.
You're way kewler than you think!

Just put yourself out there - there are so many people in the world somebody is bound to love your sad ass.

Don't kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>35659308
thanks for the kind words anon, it really helps me.

>>35658317
Yay me too, except I can't code for shit and I'm pretty mediocre at literally everything I try to do

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>>35658317
>boy whose only qualities are coding and being girly
>mfw return value should be male(male), but was female(male)

>>35658317
How old are you and where do you live?
18yo swede here

>>35659777
19
the netherlands
how come all gay Europeans are swedes

>>35659915
>implying feminin benis is gay
In all seriousness not really gay just bi but i don't really care at this point anything would be nice. send throwaway if you wanna play vidya or just talk

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>>35658317
No, come live with me instead. My only qualities are cooking, decent listening, and being girly.

>>35660195
>1800 hours on Dota
>55 friends
>150 groups
>500 games
NOOO THANKS not gonna be a part of your gay collection
Oh wait I just checked 2k mmr as well. How are people below 2800-3k actually?

>>35660245
I can reach 3k mmr without using the keyboard. A mic would help though.

>>35658518
>Aryan

Oh shit nigger, where you from? 100% purebred viking here

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>>35659915
Ah, a fellow yuropoor.
We can be friends if you wanna, I'm from spaghetti

>>35660245
if that's how quickly you judge people i probably got the good end here

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>>35660279
Then why he has 48% winrate on solo ranked? Hmm?
>>35660343
I'm not him but, you got practically every redflag possible.

>>35660377
Was just making fun of the scrub, I'm a 5k dogshit.

>>35660307
>>35660283
[email protected]
p-please?

What programming languages do you use?

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>>35660427
no

BENIS

>>35660439
i can competently use java, c/c++/c#, python and php
i used to know lua but have probably forgotten
why do you ask?

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>>35660427
>cock.li
Elaborate anon

>>35660397
I may be 3k but at least I am on 3100mmr and not 2030...Not that the difference is big enough,we're both shit but how is someone that low today.

>>35660470
i trust vinnie cantfield more with my credentials and information than any major corporation so i use them for email and you should, too

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>>35658317
Post ass/cock my cute Aryan boy I wanna see your skin and bp

>>35660502
do i seem like some sorta slut? maybe if we get to know eachother a lil better first
send me an email pls

>>35660486
Well 2500-3000 is the average. Maybe he doesn't care about those points, they are quite useless. I went almost 8k last year, went a bit competitive too, but I lost my passion for the game and I'm a 5k dog now.

What I'm saying is that you can have fun in that game regardless of mmr and people should be jundged by mmr only compared to their playtime. If he was 2k mmr and played 3k hours, well... thats another story

>>35658317
>Worthless piece of shit that contributed nothing to society
>Degenerate faggot
>Cares about his ethnicity but exists as a disgrace to that ethnicity by being fucking worthless trash that can't even penetrate a nice young fertile cunt.

World is already too full of your kind. Kill yourself your fucking disgusting faggot motherfucker. Nobody wants your here nobody gives a fuck about you. Fucking ugly, troglodyte piece of shit you're not even girly you're probably just some ugly fag that wears rainbow socks and has lice infested long hair.

No pride in your heritage or masculinity and the fucking desperate faggot enablers in this thread encouraging you all need to be culled. Your continent deserves everything they get from Jalan because you eurofucks are clearly too effeminate to even protect yourselves. I hope Amir gang raped you in a park and smashes your stupid faggot skull open with a brick.

>>35660534
2-3k is less fun than 4k,played with 4-5k avg and it was muchhh better.
Here on the low brackets you get flamed for taking the rune because another guy wanted the rune for a quest. Then even though it's 50min in and he's a Legion commander with 250+ dmg duel bonus he'll just destroy all his items and throw.
I get a guy that does stuff like that probably more than you get on 5k.
Your rivals probably don't spam F9 as well every time one player pauses.

AND the 3k hour thing depends how many matches they played. I know people who played only 500 matches and have 2k hours because they play modded a lot

>>35660519
What's your mail faggot? Plox exsdee.

>>35660567
You're right. destroying items and general griefing doesn't happen that often in 5k, and lately people don't even flame that much, mostly since the report system was changed and you would get low prio from 2-3 reports... since then everyone has been really quiet, but they don't cooperate anymore, everyone plays his own game and the carry/mid who manages to steamroll usually wins the game. 2 years ago 5k was really a tryharding proving ground where people played like a team, but now it's not much different that let's say 3.5k.

>>35660598
Nah you don't get it from 2-3 reports I can tell you that, I get reported by a group of 4 not that rarely... Like once every 35-40 games in unranked.
I wanna get better but I suck dick. At least I'll be able to be a bad support for someone...later

>>35660634
If you wanna get better you will, that's how git gud works, with a little effort too. I'm also a support only player and maybe I can show you some tricks.

>>35660714
I don't play only support... It's just that I can't trust my carries usually because they grief so I want to support but afraid I won't be enough to guarantee a win,_, like... I can be a 20/7 carry and lose because the support just griefs and the team acts dumb for no reason..

>>35660714
>>35660748
I'm just so bad,_, I want to be able to win and get better... Why are people coming in to games so mad all the time,_,

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>>35660427
Sent mail, no response yet. Hmphhh I want to talk to you anon!

>>35660761
Allright dude, will help you with some stuff to climb the trench, add me and I'll be up for it in a hour.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198350804278/

>>35660790
It doesn't let me send you a friend request... Oh well, goodnight.

>>35658491
You better not always be playing haotful boyfriend.

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OP just post discord and we can lewd each other. that way you'll have somehing to look forward everyday

been playing league for two years now and its getting boring is dota worth picking up?

>>35663657
Yes, it's more balanced, has a better chance for comeback and has longer games. Also more versatile play styles

>>35658654
Help us find you. Go to events irl, on fetlife, in chatrooms, or corrupt a lonely gamer.

>>35663692
Can you recommend a champion to start off with?

>>35663729
Simple heroes(!) are phantom assassin(PA,a carry) and Ogre magi(A support).
When you start press "I already played rts" because otherwise it'll place you with people that haven't played mobas.

>>35663803
Ok, cheers bro will play it later on today :3

Dressing up as a girl improves your programming abilities. So wear a skirt and code away OP