Prove to me that eating ass isn't superior to vaginal sex

>>35651823
>2017
>ass-eating = taboo

lol srsly?

>>35651823
If you haven't played in an asshole, you're basically still a virgin in the eyes of most women. They certainly consider themselves pure if they've never been rimmed or had cum in their ass

>TFW anal virginity is the new virginiyy

You would be surprised how rarely girls actually get eaten out. Most chads and normies just stick it in and pump until they bust. Most guys are awful at sex.

t. That lesbian that convinces girls to be "experimental"

>>35651823
>doesn't fill your mouth with cum
what if I like cum tho?

>>35651856
What butthole-worshipping paradise do you live in? I live in Houston and I have been the first to rim EVERY girl i've been with

>>35651875
Yeah, I actually get a lot of second dates and booty calls by going down first on my girls for that reason

Sometimes a good licking on a stranger's pussy and ass gets her horny enough to hop right on without even pretending to care about condoms

>>35651823
Getting my ass eaten was one of the most unique fun sensations of my life

>>35651875
>t. That lesbian that convinces girls to be "experimental"


I swear to god if you're the cunt dyke that turned my oneitis into a carpet muncher when she hit college, I swear to fucking god

>>35651823
>tastes better

Nothing in that region tastes good.

>>35651823
fucking disgusting

can i just shit in your mouth?

>>35651823
Performing submissive acts such as cunnilingus and anilingus is disgusting, beta and indicates that you are defective mentally.

Women only respect and lust after men who dominantly pound them with their big dick.

>>35651875
>most guys are awful at sex

probably asking the wrong person, but how bad is the standard

>>35651902
I'm at a university in North-Western England. Taboo's don't exist up here.

>>35652679
What do you mean? Like how bad is the average guy at sex? Apparently most guys slide off the panties, put on a rubber, and goes as fast as they can in missionary until they cum and then they're done. It's the actual reason so many girls go for black guys. It has nothing to do with dick size, as they're not actually bigger, it's because they handle women differently and really try to work it. Sex is a game to them where they want to do better than their friend when for every other guy it's all about how much sex you have and who with.

>>35653061
>$0.02 has been deposited into your account.
Fuck you.

>>35653061
>It's the actual reason so many girls go for black guys.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT COULD YOU BE ANYMORE OBVIOUS YOU SHIT SHILL?

>>35653137
I'm literally just saying what girls tell me as I slowly try to work them into letting me unbutton their pants. For some reason it's the ones that go for black guys that also let me lick them down.

>>35653194
are you in colorado by any chance

>>35653194
It's probably low standards.

>>35652676
>women only respect men who dominantly pound them with big dick
>women don't respect men who give them oral

is this bait or do you not have any fucking idea what you're talking about?

>>35651902
Wow you're one stupid SOB. They whores were lying to you.

>>35652679
>but how bad is the standard

They are horny, and think of only themselves. Quick pump, then finish. No thought paid attention to the girl.

>>35653269
Don't you have a bull to prep? Get off r9k.

Eating ass is pretty great desu. Was never into it until I started dating a girl with a great ass. First time I pulled her pants down she was on her stomach and I just went to down on her asshole with my tongue

>>35653569
>LOL KEK

thank you sad virgin, get off my thread now

>>35651823

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>>35652676
>he cant be dominant and give oral sex
bitch made turbovirgin d e t e c t e d

>>35653905
Did you just watch Mister Metokur's latest video too?

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