Alright guys. What's the easiest, quickest, most assured

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>>35649395
Hydrogen mask

>>35649395
Talk to the police.

>>35649395
Don't kill yourself friend it isnt worth it.

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>>35649395
You are not the problem, my friend.

If you truly wish to end your existence, be sure to take out a few bad eggs first.

>>35649488
There is literally no reason I should keep going. I live with my parents who are ready to kick me out of the house for almost nothing and with that I would have no where to go, living in california with no friends I could stay with I would be homeless and that's not happening. Along with that first girl I've ever cuddled with at age 19 just said shes not interested anymore more than likely because I'm such a beta bitch

>>35649696
You are clearly not at fault here. Your parents didn't properly raise you to live on your own and yet they have the nerve to kick you out?

If anybody needs to be killed it's them.

Take a couple dozen sleeping pills and fall asleep on the rail road tracks

>>35649395
Mods send a le tip to the local police to do a wellness check on OP. Tell them hes SI and so he can go to the hospital, hopefully get some help and start his journey towards neetbux. #NoSuicidefagLeftBehind

>>35649696
lamo dude just get a job, if you just sit around and do nothing of fucking course they're going to kick you out

>>35650111
I hope that you are not being serious. This kind of thing is the worst thing you can do to a suicidal person. When you throw in counseling and support and shit when they don't ask for it it just gets complicated and embarrassing and stressful. Nobody wants that when they already feel like shit.

>>35649395
Nitrogen tank +mask. You feel crazy high and just never wake up. The most peaceful way ever.

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>>35649395
Shotgun to the head, there was a graphic
I saw one time that said it's 99 percent effective

>>35650217
Yeah, why doesn't OP just grow some jobwings fly over to Jobville, Jobland, use their job device to jobevort off to the job dimension where jobmen live in jobhouses and grow jobs in their job gardens?

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>>35649395
lostallhope .com is a good site

>>35649395
Here we go.

So what exactly is the problem anon?

>>35650217
lol yeah nigga just get a job I hear the mill is hiring nigga

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Put on a red shirt and go buy a Jeep.

>>35649395
If you're famous enough you can evoke the wrath of kek by making fun of trump like >>35651862

>Personally,
>Dropped everything and just started over.
>Scarier than suicide
>Was an aimless bum in california and florida
>Then found out people had to deal with some REAL SHIT and still found a will to live

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>>35649395
>try to post this
>"Posting images without text is not allowed"

Since fucking when?!

Also I got muted for 2 seconds so appreciate this.

>>35649395
Pick a fight with a train, or headbutt the ground from a a few stories high