>be me >Be sheltered guy all my life end up being 25 Y/O

Self pity bump

>>35648372
where are you right now?

Let him have your boipucci for rent.

>>35648372
Platonic bro mansion time woooooo

>>35648372

If you were attracted to a dude, then get the hint.

*faggot*

>>35648431
Im out in Portland Oregan

>>35648465
Im not gay, this guy was a pro. He used voice editing software and everything to trick me

>>35648372
did it not occur to you to get a timestamped picture or any other kind of visual proof?

>>35648532
Why did he lure you to his house?

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>>35648532

So you didn't see video of "her"? No "shoe on head" request pics?

Oh boy.

>>35648642
>>35648667
>>35648690
Sorry im a trusting nice guy

>>35648372
How long were you two talking? You didn't video chat or anything?

>>35648741

A little over a week
No

>>35648532
>Using voice befitting software to trick guys you play computer games with to move into your apartment

Congrats OP your life has become a quirky stoner buddy comedy starring Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, and John C Riley as a pajama suit wearing autistic manchild.

>>35648715
I'd probably do the same in your situation, I'm not judging. I just don't understand his motivations.

>>35648801
>moving in with someone after a week
hah

I hope this thread is fake

>>35648859
Not a week, 3 months

>>35648372
Why are you complaining? I wish I could be so lucky
>tfw no cute girl (male) to live with and get a fresh start

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>>35648372
oh the pain, the sheer amount of pain... grouling, everyday,heavy... so heavy

>>35648943

But you said a week.
What is it? A week, or 3 months?

Both are really short periods of time by the way OP.

>>35648958
I didnt say a week, some other fag did its 3 months

>>35648997

3 months is really short you know.

So are you going to become his sex slave?

>>35648372
So, is he actually a burly man or a femboi?

>>35649088

He is a big and hairy

>>35649110
Fuck off. Stop larping as me.

Guys idk what to do. I only have 54% battery and about $876 in my bank and a credit card thats about half maxed out with $500 available. What should i do

>>35649165
You can either become homeless or apologize to your parents, it's your choice.

Again. Why did he lure you to his house?

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>>35648372
All of that could have been avoided if you just got a job, OP. You should just KYS yourself.

>>35648834
Op didn't think that far ahead in his fake story

>>35649798
There has to be another way, cant any Portland anon take me in?

>>35650089
Fuck off, I dont ever wanna work. I dont want to slave for no reason. Life is meant to be free

>>35650162
Not fake, how can I prove

Why are you mad at your parents anon?

>>35648372
I had a girl try to catfish me on DotA 2. She ended up buying me about $40 of skins and stuff, then I called her out for not actually being the Kpop singer that she was sending me pics of. We kept playing together for a few weeks. She sent me real pics and was not cute. Then she blocked me on everything.

>>35650833
Oh there's a reason to work. You're about to be broke and homeless how's that for a reason. Or you can go even lower and suck this guy off for a roof over your head.

>>35650833
>take me in?
dubs

why would anyone? how would that benefit them? It's your mistake, be a man and fix it..

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>>35648372

You could apologize to your dad and try to look for a job. Your parents may still have some love for you to accept you.

>>35648372

Hahhahahaha you are the definition of what is wrong with this board

>believing there are girls on the Internet

Failed fucking Normalfag kill yourself

Bump. Because I lament computer game loosers. And this is particularly funny to me. But honestly op you shitwad you should just become the guy who trolled yous little perdonal fuckboy. Because you can't sit on your ads playing kiddies games without paying for it and the house your in. Either your parents will have to do it for you or your new butt buddy will if you let him plow you but that's all you get if you won't even fucking work you pathetic cunt. Use the remaining battery life on your phone to film you waiting to be hit by a train. I can only hope this story is real and that many more loosers are catfished and raped to death after they meet up with that qt gamer girl they think they will meet behind the door. Holy shit.... I actually think I'm going to come up with a way to make this my darkest secret. And just start baiting and killing loosers like you. Be careful out there in about 2 months. I got plans to start.

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>>35653267
>And just start baiting and killing loosers like you.

>>35648372
that was a twist that I feel I should've seen coming. I've been fantasizing about that "go fuck yourself" day for years

>>35648372
Live with him m8, sexuality is fluid you know part of you wants to let this guy fuck you