lmao seen this image on /b/ and instantly thought about you r9kuks

>>35646404
His expression really bothers me. He is just there for a fucking lecture, and people go out of their way to be assholes to him. Why do we do this

>>35646404
>tries to stand up for himself
>Chad grabs him by the neck, throws him outside and beats the shit out of him
>Stacy teacher gives Chad a """detention""" while beta guy loses half his eyesight and permanent scars on his face

I mean why even care?

It's a fucking paperball, it doesn't hurt.

>>35646543
if you let other people disrespect you in public then it will escalate to things beyond paperballs

I got hit by one once, but I knew the dick behind me always had a monster or gateraid opened on his desk, so whenever he did it I just swung around and knocked it over with my elbow and spilled it over whatever was on his desk and his clothes. He eventually stopped

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>>35646404
>get poked and thrown paper balls at for the whole class
>turn around every once in a while to give them 'the look'
>decide to not care about it anymore
>still getting poked at very often
>suddenly teacher yells at me to get the attendance paper which I was poked at most recently
>everyone looks me like I'm a retard
>teacher thinks I'm the class troublemaker

>tfw parents of the classmates and most of the teachers thought of you as the troublemaker/bully

>>35646404
>young enough to still enjoy /b/
I have had sex many more times than you have. Fuck off kid.

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>>35646569
>A HARMLESS PAPERBALL DISRESPECTS ME!!!

>>35646743
Incredibly relatable. Fucking normans.

>>35646962
you're trying extremely hard to justify letting Chad walk all over you

So what is the best response in this scenario? Telling them to stop won't do shit.

This kid threw a book at me once, I turned around and threw it back in his face. The whole class went silent. If you accept it, it makes you look weak. If you retaliate, it makes you look like a nutcase. Your reputation will follow you around forever. They've already decided that it's ok to disrespect you, or they would not have thrown anything in the first place. There is no winning move.

>>35646962
>i-i dont mind pls keep throwing things at me
>i will just sit here and do nothing

>>35647075
How does he fucking know if you're a fucking wimpy little bitch and doing shit behind his back.
Clearly you don't want a real confrontation. Dumb fucking coward.

>>35647071
>This kid threw a book at me once
if they throw books at you, then you're definitely spaz patient 0.

I was the smart kid and even though I got paperballs, no one ever tried hurting me.

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>>35647071
There is only one appropriate response.

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>tfw I was the one who threw the paperballs

Whatcha gonna do about it, cucks?

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>>35646437
>Chubby
>Speccy
>Shit haircut
>Shit glasses
>Shit clothes

Judging by the appearance he's probably a beta or at least has low self-confidence.

>>35646569
>>35646962
I was friends with these mean chavs at my school and they put pubes down people blazers and spit on their backs

>>35646743
Yeah we (not chavs, other middle-class bullies) were poking this fat black kid because it annoyed him for MONTHS. Eventually, what you should of done, he slammed the ringleaders head into a table a bitch-slapped another bully who chat shit.

I was basically nelson at our school AMA

>>35646743
I got the same treatment. At the end of the 10th class i grab one on his neck and throw him into a bush. I also broke someones nose with a history book. Never got punished for it.

>>35646962
>normans throw paper balls at me
>do nothing only give them "the look"
>it'sjustpaperwhocares.jpg
>they laugh and keep doing it
>theygonnagetboredsoon.gif
>they didn't
>instead start throwing pencils
>enough.mp4
>turn back and throw pencil case in one's face
got suspended for a week
felt good, no need to skip classes
when i got back everyone was nice to me

>>35647183
Rainer Winkler?

>>35646404
>using virgin as an insult
Oh wow, you said that we are pure, lack STDs and unwanted children, have more willpower, and are stronger intellectually. Whatever will we do.

>>35646404
Did you get suspended or throwing paperballs or something? why so angry?

>>35647264
I throw someones backpack out of the window in the second floor. Also got no punishment for it. I had to say sorry but that was all. After that they started to bully him and no more me. Fight Fire with Fire!

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>>35647071
extremely legit. there are situations where you can't win. Which are frequent for true robots.

>>35647195
nothing, you post on /r9k/, your life is enough punishment

>>35647298
>deluded virgins actually believe this
sex is the tits, sorry hombre

>>35647071
>take book
>walk over to his desk
>say "you dropped this" without breaking eye contact
>never smile even if that imbecile does

>>35647232
How's the neet life treating you, no money or connections for a drug addiction right?
You turn prison gay yet or were you just waiting for your chav bully friends to try establish dominance first and make you blow them?

>>35647434
>he says "thanks buddy" and laughs
>all his friends laugh
>he does it again

>>35647406
And how is it any better than just using a fleshlight?
I'm sorry that you have become so sex-addicted that you will willingly dull your mind and risk getting herpes for it.

>>35647434
Now you've painted yourself as subservient to the guy who is disrespecting you. And he'll probably throw that book again as soon as you sit back down.

>>35647501
>start tearing pages out of the book
>"WHAT THE HELL ANON"
>tell him he clearly doesnt want the book, so why should you care

>>35646404
my ex bf used to be the guy who threw things at the shy people :(

>>35647434
>>35647553
you're a genuine fucking retard

>>35647531
then keep the book or throw it in the trash

in other words, use your head

>>35647439

No I blaze and got more connections then tfl and wasn't neet two months ago.

I didn't blow them I earned there respect through fisticuffs and my bantz were top notch.

>You turn prison gay yet

huh

>be me
>freshman year pre algebra class
>get assigned to sit in the front of the class
>get thrown paperballs at me constantly
>only people in the row behind me are two girls
>the girl nearest me sitting behind me is looking at me
>brush it off and keep taking it
>fastfoward to senior year
>on my way to school dance
>the same girl come up to me when she was with her friends
>"I think I'll get you a bear for graduation" while giggling
I think she was trying to flirt with me as a girl at that age would do, just trying to bully me to get my attention. Ran into her at college. She gave me lots of compliments on my clothes and stuff so it's possible

>>35647577
don't care buddy :D

>>35647071
Throw it in the bin.
Once did it and he got really frustrated and he ended up getting it back from there.
Though afterwards he dumped the bin on me. Then I just threw the bin at him and it ended after that.

>teacher leaves the room
>guy gets up and starts punching me in the back and kidneys
>have to pretend it's not bothering me
>people around the table are looking at me like "why aren't you doing anything?"
"I just sit there

Christ, I was such a fucking pussy.

>>35647587
So you still turned out to be a pathetic loser you're just not self aware of it.
Cool story bro.

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The best you can do is to take their paper ball and throw it in their face
Hitting face is the most disrespectful, especially in public while all their friends watch
it's just paper so you won't get in trouble by teachers
if you are lucky they will throw tantrum and get in trouble themselves

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>>35647699
>Chad
>ever getting in trouble by the teachers

not fucking likely

>>35647661

I am not pathetic!

My school was just mean everyone got bullied apart from maybe one guy who was at the very bottom of the pecking order and bullied nobody. (foreigner, chubby, didn't speak very good English). You shit on people when you feel like shit, this was a theme that carried on throughout the entire school

>>35647071
>take book
>throw it out through the window
>tell him to go get it

>>35647798
>only Chads bully
truth be told Chads are often good acquaintances to robots

stupid newfag

>>35647878
where did I say that only Chads bully? moron.

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>>35646404

Pic related is an acceptable response.

>>35647658
That reminds me

>coming from guitar class
>at the bus stop
>guy from schools comes there with his gf
>starts pushing me around, messing with my guitar,making fun of me
>his gf asks why am I not doing anything
>not in a way like 'what you gonna do about it', but like 'why are you letting him do this'
>look at her like she's a retard and laugh 'do about what?'
>looks me with pity and joins the guy

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>tfw you were the autist who would do crazy things for chads amusement
>they used to tell me to kick footballs at kids going to class, grab girls tits and ass, etc
>teachers didnt do shit because muh autism

>>35647799
>I am not pathetic!
>implying

>some skinny kid slapped me to make chad laugh
>forgets I'm twice his size and in the one and only alpha moments in my life put him up by the scruff of his neck and throw him across the table
Detention for a day but worth it

>>35647913

Muntz here!

I knew someone like you, he had poor hygiene

>>35646404
It's too bad I can't go back in time and smash a desk over the head of my middle school bully. Looking back, juvie wouldn't have been so bad. Then again, if you're sociopathic enough to bully someone so vulnerable you're probably crazy enough to stab out the eyes of the kid who just smashed a desk over your head.

>>35647913
tfw me 39329203

>see the biggest bully/chad with the nastiest stacy messing with a legit retard
>'yea you'd like to fuck her in the ass, don't you?'
>'you like fucking girls assholes, yea?'
>retard tries to muter something and just keeps taking the hits with a blank face
>continues for a while
>at one point the girl sits on the retards lap for a second
>tfw realize he's been closer to a girl than I ever have

>>35646404
no I would go full sperg mode and flip the table.

>Get bullied really hard in Highschool
>Group of chads throw paper balls, pencils, sometimes they even spit on me
>They call me names too, out loud, in class
>Classmates laugh
>Teacher does nothing
>This goes on and on for months
>A few weeks before the end of the year, we had a class where people could just do whatever they wanted (homework, study for exams, etc)
>That was where I got laughed at the most
>One day the teacher comes to my desk and tells me in a really low voice
>"You know, you shouldn't let people walk over you and disrespect you"
>"You have to stand up for yourself"
I wanted to punch him more than I wanted to kill that group of Chads.

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I find happiness in the fact that retards that bully you in school will almost always suffer from some mental setback in the future. They have their life all set up in their minds. But then it comes crashing down it will hurt inside. For example one of my bullies is now tied to an ugly as fuck fat chick and you can clearly see that she's the only think keeping him from rock bottom. What a shitty life to live. Parents basically have to power to JUST you from birth.

>>35648660
What I meant to say was that I'm glad my parents were smart enough to not raise me to be a paper throwing dumbass.

>>35648635
You sholdve stood up for yourself retard.

>>35648660

That's only true for the shitty bullies. Many of them grow into normal average joeys or future winners that just started their sociopathy early on. You have been memed.

>>35647298
>implying you'd be a virgin if it was up to you
>implying you're not a frequent "tfw no gf" poster

>>35649073
>>implying you'd be a virgin if it was up to you
There was a time in my life I would. Now that I have abanded that idea I have been way more confident and I have had multiple chances to lose my virginity. I turned down every single one.
>>implying you're not a frequent "tfw no gf" poster
I am not. It is such a shame that our sex-obsessed society shames people into wanting to be inferior.

>>35647071
Do what you think is right

Stop letting other people dictate your opinions

Honestly throwing the book back at him was perfect, it was the exact same thing he did

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dey wont buli mi animor afdir dis

>>35649193
MGTOW alert

>tfw you were a nerd but everyone liked you anyways

feels average man

>>35646569
>>35646598
>>35647238
>>35647983
>>35647264
>>35647345

Whenever I told my parents that I was being made fun of, the only advice they ever gave me was to "just ignore it".

I really resent them for giving me that horrible advice, fighting back truly is the only way to get them to stop. I have friends who actually fought back against bullies and they seem much more confident than me. Meanwhile, I have to live with the anger, resentment, and low self-confidence that comes with having never truly stood up for myself.

I swear that if I ever manage to have kids, I'll make sure to tell them to punch bullies in the face. And to this robot >>35647071 who regrets having fought back, don't. It's far better to be viewed as a nutcase and left alone than to be viewed as a bitch.

>>35650544
Honestly never heard of it. I'm glad that there are others with similar views, but I don't think women are the problem. Sex is what dulls and impures the mind. I imagine it must be more difficult for women to keep their virginities as sex comes a lot more easily to them, thus making it much easier to get tempted. I have a lot of respect for women who manage to stay pure.

>chad pulls down my shorts
>punch him

Stop being little bitches robutts, that's how ya got here in the first place.

>>35650901

How do you stand up for yourself and punch back when you're well past high school and are now at the age when punching people just results in assault charges?

>>35650971
Slash their tires champ

>>35647232
How did it feel to get molested by your uncle at 12?

>>35646404
>ya dip!

>ya dip!

>its a meme!

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>>35647658
Iktf. I'd sit as motionless as I could manage to while people poked me, punched my back, pressed their knuckles into me, threw things at me, poured water onto my back, tapped on my shoulders, and called out to me. I learned that were I to turn, they would look away and pretend not to have been doing anything. As it was, I ended up accepting the treatment as my determined path and coming to the conclusion that all of the offenders, bystanders, and the world around me could best be perceived as one non-me entity that I had to submit to. It was a pretty exhausting and irritating experience but I managed to really appreciate it; I felt noble. As I am no longer tormented, I don't really feel that way anymore.

>>35650971
Still punch them. Assuming a similar scenario, pulling down another person's pants is also an offense worthy of a lawsuit. Also assault charges aren't as simple as "he hit me", there's more to it than that.

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>>35648635
He was right dumb ass. You should've been alpha as fuck and swing on one of the chads. Knock his block off.

>>35647071
You throw a paperball back, as they are looking to have fun. They picked you to throw it to because you always have a funny attitude about it.

>>35646513
No you forgot
>both beta and Chad get detention due to the zero tolerance policy, even if he was only defending himself

>>35651066
are you Asian?
oooorororoorororororoiginal

>>35651127
No, did you know an Asian that acted the same way?

>>35650901
>punch Chad
>since he is taller, stronger, and more liked than you, him and his gang all pounce at you and fucking hospitalize you.
you cant win

>>35651137
>ended up accepting the treatment as my determined path

>It was a pretty exhausting and irritating experience but I managed to really appreciate it; I felt noble.

all of them

>>35648660
False.
Chads lives are perfect. After shitting on people and getting laid for 4 years, they graduate and go on to lead successful and happy lives.

There is no such thing as "muh bullies are just mean because they were bullied" or "bullies get what they deserve after high school."

Chads and Stacys never get the justice that should be bestowed upon them. They bully people because they like being in control and for some, they're just sadists.

>>35651174
ah, well I'm white

>>35651078
>Also assault charges aren't as simple as "he hit me", there's more to it than that.

Can you elaborate? I have a buddy who used to fight back all the time in high school, but now restrains himself because he wants to be a teacher and worries about assault charges stopping him from getting a job. So I assumed that assault charges are easy to get from the way he talked about it.

>>35651174
>ended up accepting the treatment as my determined path

>It was a pretty exhausting and irritating experience but I managed to really appreciate it; I felt noble.

are you a construction worker?

>>35651174
>ended up accepting the treatment as my determined path

>It was a pretty exhausting and irritating experience but I managed to really appreciate it; I felt noble.

are you in the military?

>>35647298
Hahaha oh wow.

>have more willpower

If by that you mean you jack yourself off every night and are completely unfuckable then yes.

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>>35651327
>jack yourself off

>>35651154
Then you get hospitalized, do your physical therapy, and go back to life as usual. Fuck winning, just don't let people walk on you like trash.

>>35651245
Varies by state. I'm not a lawyer so any support I can offer is purely anecdotal. Without a doubt, someone putting their hands on you in a way that makes you feel threatened followed by you punching them in the jaw will usually rule in your favor.

>>35646962

You are about one or two leaps of logic from letting me fuck your girl in front of you.

>>35651456
You're giving me flashbacks to those cucks arguing that "being secure enough to let another man fuck your SO is one of the manliest things you can do".

>>35646404
Pull out the Uzi you've been hiding in your bag pack all morning and give them what they deserve. Get your phone and listen to pumped up kicks as you run through the school gleefully gunning down all the kids that disrespected you. Find the cache of weapons you buried at the back of the school in preparation for this event and prepare for a long stand off with police. Take out as many as you can with an m16 before eventually being gunned down. Die with a satisfied grin on your race.

>>35647071
I stabbed a cunt with a compass for fucking with me in Spanish, then I threw a plastic chair at him.

>>35651407
>Without a doubt, someone putting their hands on you in a way that makes you feel threatened followed by you punching them in the jaw will usually rule in your favor.

So I can't just punch someone for calling me a faggot and get away with it like high-schoolers can? That sucks, how the fuck do I stand up for myself when I'm insulted then?

>>35651559
You definitely can, just don't stand around after they drop. But assuming you're not about the thug life, probably just work on your banter. If they get aggravated and throw the first punch, or walk up to you with a clenched fist, anything you do at that point is self defense (aside from murder).

>tfw when suckerpunched a bully on the ear trying to defend a fellow robot because I was 6'0 in a manlet country (now 6'2)
>he has permanent ear damage
>that fellow robot is now my best friend and we share our Virginity together
>i fucked his boipussi (that doesn't count as losing my Virginity though)

>>35651686
You soaked his boypussy with your display of dominance.

>>35646404
>sophomore in high school
>this guy kept trying to fuck with me, steals my stuff, drops it on the floor
>manage to successfully take all his shit and drop it on the floor
>"pick it up anon, or else"
>ohshit this nigga ain't messing around
>make sure I got my things away from him and picked up his binder and shit
>and into the trash it goes
>everyone loses their shit
>despite these events, he's still telling me to get it for him
>"anon, bring it to me"
>"anon, apologize"
>"anon pls"
>tears

How do you faggots not just stand up for yourselves? I get if you don't want take on a muscled hunk of meat but still, take a stand. It's not that hard.

"so you wanna throw shit, huh?"

*stands up*

*picks up desk*

*launches a fucking desk at him*

bet he never throws a paperball at me again

>>35647298
I bet you actually believed the "You'll be the boss of you're bullies one day" meme. That meme was peddled so hard back in the day, but was obviously full of shit.

>>35651762
I'm glad no one ever said that to me.

>>35646513
I retaliated once. I punnched him in the middle of class. I ended up getting off scot-free and he got a suspension. What does that say about me?

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>>35646404
>Semi-spastic kid used to give me a dead arm every day
>It wasn't bullying he just considered this bonding
>Never wanted to escalate the situation because I wasn't looking to piss him off and start a real fight
>One day walking on the 3rd level up of a building at school
>Look down and see him and his pseudo-chad friends
>He was their punching bag basically
>See a carton of chocolate milk sitting unattended
>I have a moment of clarity
>Pick it up and throw it at him
>The carton is guided by the hand of god and hits him square in the chest and explodes all over him
>I I fucking suck at hand eye co-ordination this was the biggest fluke since I caught that coin someone threw off the stairs
>Flawless hit
>I duck below some lockers so he won't look up and see me
>Everyone is laughing at him
>After lunch I have class with him
>He comes up to me stained with chocolate milk
>"Hey anon you'll never guess what happened to me"
>mfw

>>35647907
goddamn, that's a feel I'd like to have.

>>35651840
you had beta school faculty

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>someone throws paperball at me in class
>grab chair and throw it at him just because I thought it'd be funny

I'm always looking for people to mess with me because it gives me a reason to fuck with them.

>>35646404
> 3rd/4th grade swimming lessons
> Wearing bright pink, skin tight trunks
> Instantly regret the day
> The lanky kid wore a speedo
> He was the target of the bullies that day
> Threw away the pink shorts afterschool.

>>35651908
Being percieved as a psycho is probably better than being a beta desu. Good shout with the chair. I bet no one fucked with you after that.

>>35651804
be glad, because plenty fell for it.

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>>35652127
>be glad, because plenty fell for it.
I believed that up until late middle school where I realised the chads got A's effortlessly, flirted with the female teachers, had girl friends and girlfriends and sporting ability while I had nothing. I wanted to believe I could beat genetic predispositions and advantages but by uni I realised there was no point. Chad is gonna be your boss and thats if he wants to hire you

>>35652211
I wonder if society still spews that optimistic propoganda shit. Not one person will tell it like it is, and if there is someone that does, he obviously does not get the spotlight. looking back, everything was a mistake

>>35647071
One time back when I was in high school, some kid took some other kid's textbook.
>teacher leaves room just as kid returns from the bathroom
>discovers that his book is gone
>asks around, is directed to literal fedora wearing faggot
>he walks over and asks for it back
>kid who took it grins and tells him to fuck off
>kid tries to grab his book, faggot doesn't let him have it
>grabs the front of his desk and flips the whole thing
>entire classroom is shocked
>he picks up his book off the floor and walks back to his desk
>kid who got flipped got up really fast
>literally just sat at his desk with tears in his eyes and didn't even snitch when the teacher got back

>>35652569
Honestly it would be better to be told "be happy with your lot" than "you can be the president if you study really hard at grade 11 Maths"

never forget 1066