In a moment of weakness I bought 30 dollars worth of Live Jasmine

File: hqdefault.jpg (14KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x360px

Yeah I honestly didnt know whatthe fuck I wanted to do with this thread


I cant believe I bought those live jasmine credits I am so broke and paying for porn is so fucking retarded.

kill me

>>35647077

if they still have your credit card info delete it.

>>35647077
nice dubs though

poor anon

>>35646370
Whatever you have them do record it, there's free software you can record part of your screen with.

>>35646370

Record it/stream it for us

I have no idea how it works cause I'd never buy that shit but just pick a girl whose hot. A lot of them are ugly or old, judging by ads.

It is pretty pathetic, but we are the target market for this crap, so whatever man just enjoy it.

please ask them to tightly wrap their torso in saran wrap - like make an improvised plastic wrap diaper - and do some farts.

i have been curious about whether the fart would escape upward out the small of the back, or downward.

please post results.

Can you ask one to just say

>Mike, I love you. You're everything I've ever looked for. There's nothing I'd rather do at the end of a long day than cuddle up on the couch next to you, feel your skin on mine, and have you run your fingers through my hair as we fall asleep. I love you. I love you so much. You are my everything.

File: gay eyes.jpg (38KB, 824x210px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 824x210px

>>35647897

Hello, Micheal. How's the driving test going?