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>>35645764
Post your asshole, i need some new fap material

Post your hand and feet :^)

>>35645770
>>35645823
i dont feel like getting jacked off to by neckbeards so nah

>>35645999
haha shut up fag

>>35645764
Do you enjoy being a wage slave and not knowing the convience of a piss bottle?

>>35645999
if you're not gonna show me you're feet you might as well leave
nice trips tho, chadfag

>>35645764
proffs you a chad first
then you get the questions

>>35646182
Do i enjoy making money? Yes

Do i enjoy not peeing in a toilet and not a bottle? Yes

>>35646217
Did you really expect anything less than trips from an alpha

>>35646221
What the hell is proffs

>>35645999
i'm not a neckbeard. also, there probably is a neckbeard masturbating to your pictures from facebook/instagram, since you're Chad.

Detail your chad-like success in life

>>35645764
How many brojobs have you given from Craigslist, Skout, and Grindr?

>>35646323
Sure thing neckbeard

>>35646347
I don't know what defines chad-like success by this boards definition but I have had multiple gf's, I have been to multiple parties, I spend more time out with friends than I do at home, I have a good job that pays well, I have turned down a lot of girls I didn't find attractive (mainly 6/10s and 5/10s), I play sports and actually won the district championships, basically anything chadlike you can think of I do

>>35646353
none faggot

>>35645764
why do you look like Elmer Fudd

>>35646534
i dont bro

>>35645764
How many roasties have you date raped?

>>35646465
No one cares faggot, post asshole

Why do you think you are superior to us?

>>35646674
0

>>35646746
a little angry today aren't we little boy

>>35646753
because you're all lower on the food chain

>>35646796
Shut up retard, I'd reck your dirty asshole

>>35645764
How many times have you been cucked by a black bull? Did you clean up after him?

>>35646796
You will see in time who will be eating who.
Times will change, my friend, and so will our bodies.

>>35646831
Only three. I didn't clean up the first time.

>>35646796
As a chad do you truly believe the "just be yourself" advice given to robots?

Serious question

>>35646923
Not at all. We do it as a joke.

>>35646465

>I have been to multiple parties

Lol

>>35646829
take a breather captain autismo

>>35646831
0

>>35646850
whatever gives you hope bud

>>35646923
yes and no, if you are an autist with no social skills dont be yourself, work on your social skills by talking to ugly girls then work your way up once you know how to play the game, but if you are an average guy then yes be yourself and focus on your own life and girls will come

>>35646969
is going to parties a part of the robot lifestyle

>>35647017
Did I say you could come into my thread and pretend to be me?
Get out, impostor.

What a gay fucking thread made by a gay fucking piece of shit

>>35647088
I'm not gay, you fucking faggot.

>>35647144
Did I say you could reply? Eat shit dumb fuck

>>35647205
That's it! Everybody out! Everybody better get out of my thread by the count of three or I'll do something very mean!