500 word essay due at 8am, haven't fuckin started yet.

>>35644104
just drop the class right now faggot, you're fucked

paper that big probably counts for like 45% of the grade how close am I?

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>>35644104
>tfw 2000 word essay due by midnight
>haven't even looked at what the paper's supposed to be about

>>35644104

Jesus Christ, how much a faggot do you have to be. 500 words is like less than a page and half. I have 500 word assignments due every other day.

>>35644104
>500 word
kek
Try 4000

>>35644104
>-1000 word essay due in 9 attoseconds

im going to get a gun

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>>35644168
>100 word essay due next month

Why does it have to be like this

>>35644104
500 words is fuck all haha just sit down and grind it out in an hour or 2

>>35644104
>6 syllable research paper due in the year 3000

Fuck this goddamn gay earth

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>>35644200
>>35644215

>teacher assigns me 4 quadrillion word essay due in 5 seconds or else i fail the class
>Chad gets 100 word essay due next week

wtf i hate female teachers now

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>19 word essay due a week before the heat death of the universe
jesus christ why

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>15 word resume describing ourselves duo to next week

Haven't even opened word yet, just fuck me up famalamborghini

>>35644104
>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 page research paper

>due in .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 atto-atto-atto-atto-attoseconds

>haven't even started yet

How fucked am I?

>>35644613
lol just grind it out overnight my man

>the longest conceivable essay allowed by the laws of the universe, each letter taking up the smallest physical unit possible
>due in the smallest unit of time permissible or else I fail

A-am I fucked?