Post your opinion of the perfect dick This is mine >white

Same as yours. White, thick, uncut and veiny. My cock is about 5 inches. I want to get locked in chastity device, forced sissification by trans then get raped by chad whilst getting forced deepthroated and cummed over

>>35641135
holy shit we have the same fantasy

>>35641078
>shaving pubes
that's gay bro

>>35641250
>holy shit we are both tremendous faggots

>>35641078
You want to suck it badly? Why wouldn't you want to do a good job?

That's a lovely dick. It's too big though, if only it were an bit smaller, I could take it

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This
Goddamnit I want to suck it so badly

> thick
> short
> uncut with long foreskin
> big balls
> wider in the middle than everywhere else

>>35641341
>> thick
>> short
>> uncut with long foreskin
>> big balls
>> wider in the middle than everywhere else
4/5, i have average balls.

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i want to get on my knees and suck this cock so bad

Dudes posting these own dicks, talking about wanting to suck there own dicks.

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>>35641078
This one is perfection

Long, thick, uncut and smooth

>>35641323
how can this even exist
what kind of cruel joke are genetics playing with us by creating these monsters and then handing out to people like me pathetic 5inchers

it doesn't even make any sense, it's the only part of the body that can vary so much in size comparatively

>>35641393
>not recognizing all of the dicks in this thread
fucking summerfag get the fuck out, those are well established dicks

>>35641406
I dunno but I want to choke on it

>>35641078
3 in
cut high and tight
hairless
slight upward curve
attached to a 10 year old

>>35641393
keke newfag get out, I have seen all these dicts hundreds of times

>>35641406
>>35641323
Obviously his hand is far under and the dick much closer to the camera, giving this forced perspective of a giant dick. Just look at the shadow, it's pretty obvious

>>35641323
>>35641363
>phimosis
gross!

>>35641400
this is better

femanon here btw

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>>35641078
Perfect size and color and belongs to a cutie.

>>35641078
>ITT White faggots

If there were any femanons they would be posting black cock

>>35642347
>thinks every cock with the foreskin not pulled back has phimosis
what

>>35642707
you wish cuck
no one actually wants a nigger

>>35642770
ermm my boyfriends foreskins never needed 'pulling' back, they seemed to retract pretty naturally when erect. maybe the amount of foreskin varies?

>>35642898
Most uncut foreskins stay unretracted even if they easily stretch back when pulled. It does vary but most people don't have tight foreskins or too little of it

>>35641078
Perfect dick for me is
>white
>no bigger than 6' ish inches cuz I have a shallow vagina
>cut
Das it mane

>>35643004
>liking cut dick
kill yourself you dumb roastie bitch

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>>35641078
dicko is sad

>>35643026
>having a nasty sock dick
Who really needs to kill themselves here?

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>>35643004
This is technically me, want succ?

>>35643004
>>35643045
Foreskin is just the male clitoral hood... I never understood why Americans seem to have such an issue with it.

>>35643091
not unless we were married

>>35643099
because we like instant gratification and the foreskin blocks the view of the delicious head

idk because were crazy

>>35643091
This is why circumcision should be illegal.

>>35643126
But it moves... it doesn't block anything.

>>35643099
For me it's just gross dude its fucking gross seeing a dick move under that extra skin.
Also I associate forskin with uncleanness. Sorry not sorry.

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>>35643116
U want the marry?

>>35643183
So major cultural indoctrination then... you're reasons are the same some people have for cutting up girls genitals.

>>35643150
for a fraction of a second, we are terrible people

lol jk I dont give a shit if a guy is intact of not as long as theres no smegma/phimosis issue

>>35643221
timestamp cock if real, post contact.

Yes.

>>35643276
No pen around, give me some specific thing to photograph.

Funny, I post my dick expecting revulsion at the texture.

>>35643332
It is pretty fucked up... have you ever thought of restoring? Would it even make a difference in your case?

>>35643221
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS

>>35643332
ummmm no pen... open a book to page 50 and take a photo of your dick above the left page

it kinda looks like a tongue, that's not a bad thing

>>35643183
>>35641689

this looks gross to you? really bitch?

>>35643429
unless you get extra tickles or whatever on those sensors yea thats hot

>>35643373
it looks like Herpes

lol comment is not original
Italian men like to look at sunsets
that has to be original enough to get past the bots

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>>35643360
I don't really care as I'm still able to have wonderful twice-daily faps.

>>35643429
>Readily having books with more than 50 pages

Neeeeerd

Discord: Moi#1009
Kik: Weegee2

>>35643373
>>35643373 Pearly penile papules are small, benign (non-cancerous) growths.Experts are not completely sure why some guys have it and since they are not harmful in any way, they are also considered a normal skin variation.

>>35643559
haha nice, future husband start off by mocking me

soooo I'm actually Not a normie and don't have a kik
and I'm resistant to change so haven't given in to discord yet... skype? steam?
+ you're a fag right, we aren't going to start talking and then you freak out because you thought I was some fucking unicorn roastie

>>35643581
What he has doesn't seem to be pearly penile papules though.

>>35641078
this is totally subjective but...
>foreskins look less appealing the longer they are, however I am still ethically against MGM
>shaft circumference should not exceed glans circumference
>tip should be round from all angles, not pointy and deflated-looking
>small dicks are cute, big dicks are comfy, both are sexy in their own right
>pubes are okay as long as it's not on the shaft or balls
>shaving occasionally just for something different

>>35643634
it's just like, a lot of them..?
I really don't give a shit so long as he isn't a fat slob

>>35643581
No they're related to hpv. It's a virus. Your momma gave me to the baby in uteri

You're stuck with that for life. Sorry to hear the news.

>>35643628
WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK YOU WERE A GIRL

I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO >>35643004


Sorry dude.

>>35643660
I'm a fat slob.

>>35643718
lesigh
it's okay, anon, you must have misclicked. Fucking roasties have it made. I was born the wrong gender.

>>35643559
is this the new death grips album

>>35643736
Fag here and i would like that dick aswell. As long as you arent a twink or femboi

>>35643628
Haha you replied to the wrong person.
I'm the one you wanted and I'm already a unicorn roasted sorry fag

>>35643831
neck yourself

original

>>35643872
Roastie*
Fuck I hate that shit

>>35643872
I'm >>35643559 AND I'M SO CONFUSED

>>35641078
I seriously hate all of you self-obserbed attention whores posting your dicks, tits or arses. You are useless human beings.

You can always start learning some Chinese body stretching techniques, and maybe one day, you can suck you own dick.

>>35643041
>>35643091
>>35643221
This is why circumcision should be outlawed and treated the same as FGM. Fucking hell.

>>35641400
Where is this from I see it every day here REEEEEEEEE

>>35643221
Is this an STD?
It looks really really weird...