>BF is being mean to me again
>He starts calling me degrading names
>too weak to lift something
>bf comes and does it for me easily
>>35640681
>>35640733
Shut the fuk up desu
>ask bf to help me open peanut butter jar
>don't actually need help
>want to do something
>BF tells me i'm not allowed
>>35640681
Girls actually like that?
>>35640733
>>35640838
>tfw no girl I can show strength to
>>35640838
Peanut butter is the easiest thing to open, did he think you're retarded?
>tfw no girl to boss around
>>35640863
>girl
ummmm I'm a boy....
>>35640881
>girl
nice JOKE
>>35640897
Yeah same.
Originolo
>>35640897
lmao, is your boyfriend always mean to you anon?
>>35640863
You mean girl (male) right? Girl (girl) like it too though but maybe less.
>>35640879
Not that anon but sometimes you gotta make your bf feel needed and strong! It's also a nice feeling when he does things for you.
>>35640897
>>35640910
Show me you boipucci cunts
>bf forces me to watch porn
>want to fap
>he won't let me
>>35640943
I hope your bf beats the shit out of you for playing these manipulative games
>gf doesn't exist
>can't do cute things with her
>>35640966
I don't have a bf right now, I just enjoy recounting the feeling of having one.
>>35640681
Do any of you guys have actual boyfriends? How did you get one.
>>35641043
at the bf store
>gf pins you to bed and attack you with storm of kisses
>can't do anything because she is bigger than you and you don't want to hurt her
I hate when she do this.
>>35641043
No, there's nobody in my area unfortunately.
>>35640943
Got ex gf bc she saw me stronk out after a show w/ band and lift a big-ass speaker cab
She was also insane though so idk
>>35641114
>gf pins me to bed
>I immediately flip her over bc she's not strong enough to pin me for real
>"come on pls pretend I'm strong"
>no
>she fake cries
>>35641179
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Is anyone else subbing and forced to edge for days without orgasm? My bf is making me take all these lewd pictures, and I do it because I always so horny because he doesn't let me cum.
>gf is crying like a bitch over her dad dying or some stupid shit
>demonstrate my emotional superiority by punching myself in the abs without even tearing up
>>35641043
>Do any of you guys have actual boyfriends? How did you get one.
I just pretend to have a bf on /r9k/I wish I had one though
I used to make my bf slap himself on voice while he is on his knees.
Why can't all of the gays go to the other boards, many of which are meant specifically for you?
>>35641043
I was lewd with him in Steam Friend Threads and we started talking on email, then on Steam, and then I visited him and lost my virginity.
>>35641043I am typing for my gf right nowWe met in a thread on r9k, he asked for my skype info after we chatted a bit. After a while we started flirting, then voicechatting, then things got a little lewd. Now we have a sort of sub/dom thing going.
>>35641732
>Why can't all of the gays go to the other boards, many of which are meant specifically for you?
why can't you go to another board?
>>35642071
>I am typing for my gf right nowWe met in a thread on r9k, he asked for my skype info after we chatted a bit. After a while we started flirting, then voicechatting, then things got a little lewd. Now we have a sort of sub/dom thing going.
you mean bf?
or is she a gf (male)
>>35641732
/lgbt/ is primarily trans threads.
>BF lets me ride a BBC while he watches
>>35643724
Whose fault is that? I'm serious tho. It's not even /lgbt/ anymore. Just /t/ shilling. Not even the community likes trannys
>>35643813
>BF lets me ride a BBC while he watches
nice boy
>be at bfs house
>he has a slightly creepy basement
>suggest we should look for ghosts
>we go down and make out instead
>shows me guest bedroom part of basement
>we get on the bed
>making out harder, more passionately
>ask if I can suck his dick
>he pulls it out, it's average length but really girthy
>open wide and gag on his cock for about 20 minutes
>He nuts
>I swallow
>cuddle
>go back upstairs, play video games
>eventually break up and have been lonely since.
I miss high school
>>35643910
>Dating a nigger
>>35644002
did he touch your pee pee too
>>35641686
im your bf now, nice to meet you im kadir
>>35644333
>im your bf now, nice to meet you im kadir
h-hi kadir
you are very strong, I bet you could pick me up
>>35644457
of course I can pick you up, but where do you want me to drop you off
>>35643724
No it isn't. And even if it was it's because all homosexuals are posting on /r9k/.
>>35644503
At pound-town
>>35641064
the boyfriendery
I'm so lonely
Why do I come into these threads
Please kill me
>>35646265
answered your own question there bud
Reminder that all the "qt girls(boys)" in this thread likely look like this
>>35646630
Most people on /r9k/ are just skinnyfat
this neckbeard meme is outdated as fuck.
>>35646630
I have those same blinds what you trying to imply here
>>35646676
you'd be surprised
origano
>>35646712
>you'd be surprised
no u
there are really not that many fat people in uggo threads
>>35646630
well i look like this
>>35646630
I've talked to a lot of girls (male) from r9k and I've never encountered a fat one. A couple were chubby, but none were obese neckbeards.
>>35646756
not just fat. being generally unkempt and smelly too.
>>35646775
that's nice, anon. I think your hair is chipped on the side though and you cut out half your bicep
>>35646630
every time I post a pic of myself, I get "normal" in response. No defining features, no positive or negative comments, just "you look like a dude"
>>35646842I bet you smell and have greasy hair too
>>35646832
my hair looks like this, its normie hair but it looks good on me
>>35644113
At other times, yes.
>>35646895
My hair's too short to be noticeable greasy. I shower every day, but don't shave as often as I should. You be the judge of my status as a disgusting slob or squeaky clean marble statue (since that seems to be your way of seeing the world)
>>35646970
ok post a pic then
>>35647050
I look underage but am 20
>>35647185
Just look like an average dude. Definitely low girl(boy) potentialpls be my bf ;-;
>>35647283
Eh, you'd find more personality in a glass of water. I'm as boring to look at as I am to listen to
>>35647466
You look fine anon, not boring to look at at all.i don't talk much anyway as long as we can cuddle
>>35647466
>Eh, you'd find more personality in a glass of water. I'm as boring to look at as I am to listen to
I can tell
I met my bf on r9k too but he lives pretty far away. I'm planning on visiting him soon hopefully though.
>>35647694
I guess I'd be down if I were looking
>>35648083
What can I say, I'm pretty self-aware for a robot
>Come three times in a row
>Stand up
>Faint
>>35645335
>No it isn't. And even if it was it's because all homosexuals are posting on /r9k/.
as it should be
>>35641744
Anal virginity :^)?not orginal
>>35646676
It's probably because the only people confident enough to post pics of themselves here are skinnyfat. The 600 pound hackers know they'll instantly be turned into a meme, whereas, skinnyfats know they may not so they take that risk, but they still can become memes.