Does anyone else get vagina envy? I don't really think

No, I prefer being a male because that way I can have a penis as well as a boipucci.

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>>35638082
I wish I could fuck/eat one and am envious of Chad for doing it every day

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

*NURGH*

Prffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt

>>35638082
That image is objectively disgusting, yet I still want to stick my face and cock in her pussy and asshole.

I guess that's the beauty of being male.

>>35638082
Sauce operino?

>>35638119
This brap shit is fucking 100% cringe

>>35638223
As long as you put a paper bag on her head, the pussy/ass looks nice

>>35638105
Pussy isn't that good. I haven't fucked my girlfriend in a week because of her period so I've just jerked off instead.

>>35638278
It's an evolved form of the classic fart joke, it connotes a certain nostalgia, elucidating not only the lurid memories of ones childhood, but also on of the oldest forms of humor in human BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>35638082
>Does anyone else get vagina envy?
No, because I have one. Poor boys :(

>>35638082
STOP POSTING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>35638504
>STOP POSTING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING BITCH
What's the matter sweetie?

>>35638512
No one wants a disgusting vagina. Most men dont even enjoy looking at them.

yes I have vagina envy

it costs like $20k to get a decent one too

saving up ;~;

>>35638553
>a decent one too
oof

>>35638082
I think it's cool that women can pee so fast and powerfully, that goes along with having a vagina I guess. I don't like how long it takes me to piss sometimes.

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>>35638553
>paying 20k for an open wound

>>35638592
why not try sounding to bore out your peehole?

>not being able to cum 2/3 times in a row
>not using your hole for pleasure
Yeah, good job faggot

>>35638585
c'est la vie

>>35638599
it beats being a girl with a fucking penis

>>35638617
Because I'm not that mentally ill. Yet.

>>35638638
>a fucking penis
I'm assuming yours is actually one of the few non-fucking penises.

>tfw no qt facesitting chubby cosplay gf

Also way more versatile masturbation. So many nifty gadgets for women. Can imagine that vibration is the shit. A ding dong gets shunned with a lack of options

>>35638683
you can use a vibrator too you know?

>>35638704
I dont want it in the bum, havent tried any sort of vibrator for my pene but cant imagine it to be all that great

>>35638082
The pic looks like she's about to pee and poop on you.

>>35638592
I agree, this is a big part of my pee fetish

>looks gross
>smells worse
>bleeds every month
Yeah I'm good thanks

>>35638731
it's from a video where she pees

you're clever

>>35638745
all of these apply to my penis

>>35638726
>I dont want it in the bum
you do, you just haven't realised it yet

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>>35638789
gonna need some sauce

>>35639009
reverse image search
I can only find a link to buy the video though

And it's fucking 30 bucks for a 6 minutes video, who does this bitch think she is?

>>35638082
well no, because vaginas are weird looking empty holes that smell and bleed frequently as well as get yeast infections where disgusting discharges leak out of that awful hole.

my 8"x6" cock on the other is quite nice to have.

>>35638105
you'd have herpes and HPV warts lining the inside of your throat buddy. girls are just shorter dudes with makeup and a lukewarm hole between their legs.

>>35638726
get a small vibrator and hold it on your frenulum, underneath where the head meets the shaft, Hold it there and cum buckets. ez