>mfw no one will ever monorail you
>>35637684
>tfw dick is too bent for monorailing
>no one will ever look at you submissively during sex
>no one will ever rail your boypussy
>>35637684
That shit isn't that pleasurable at all. Maybe if you're cut. Maybe.
That doesn't even feel that good. Worse when there's a little stubble.
It's a cutesy foreplay thing, nothing to miss out on.
>>35639091
Who is she? I see her posted a lot on Russian 4chan
>>35639191
maryjane auryn is her very original name
>>35637684
>tfw your dick is so small if you even attempted this she'd slide off on the slightest movement
>>35639130
>>35639132
I quite enjoy getting teased like this and thoroughly enjoy it, with pubes it's awkward and can cause a bit of chafe.
>>35639340
Thank you very originally family
>>35637684
I've had sex
AMA
I didnt feel shit and no revelations or ilumination came to me.
It sucks for the most part and is absurd if you think the least bit about it
>>35639374
>>35639132
what he said, it can be really enjoyable when she is wet af and glides over your glans, it also stimulates her clitoris so it's good foreplay
>>35639130
>what is the frenulum
I respectfully disagree with you, kind sir. The stimulation of the glans in this manner is most enjoyable.
>>35639091
DELETE THISRIGHT RIGHT NOW
>>35639404
I've had sex with multiple girls within 30 minutes of meeting them, sometimes without learning their names.
AMA
I spend upwards of 2 hours a day admiring myself in the mirror.
I walk the streets of my city to give the public a chance to admire me. I know in my heart they appreciate it.
>>35639645
how about this lil boy