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>Haven't talked to anyone outside customers at work for nearly 3 months
>Work night shift alone so even then I only see maybe 8 people all night
>Decide I need some human companionship
>Want to get a hooker, never have before
>Find TRE with lots of "escorts" in my area
>Can't afford $275 (cheapest) for an hour
>Still fixing for some human touch.
>Look for shadiest massage parlor I can in my town's China Town
>$25 for 30 minutes, can actually afford
>Book it for 3 hours from now
>Maybe I can get a handjob for under $100
>Ready to feel comfy
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>>35637387
How can you not afford $275 when you have a job and no social life?
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>>35637404
Only making 10 an hour and working 24 hours a week. It's nice because I can afford to pay all my bills and still have the majority of my free time, but after rent, food, internet, and electricity I only have about $50-$100 a month in disposable
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>>35637387
>tfw just want to hire a woman to cuddle with for a night
>probably none that would do it for the whole night
>she would probably steal my stuff or kill me in my sleep
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>>35637460
If you really just want cuddles don't look for an escort/ prostitute, they'll overcharge you. Post on craigslist or something $50 bucks if a woman comes cuddle with me.
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>>35637387
KYS
Uncle Ben's Orignoli
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