ITT: most awkward moments youve ever been in
>friend and i went for drinks last weekend
>He only came out because his university oneitis was going to be out too
>decides to make a move on her and try to ask her out
>after a bit of convincing he decides hes going to "bust a move" on her
>he walks up to her at the bar while she ordering a drink
>when she gets her drink he spills it on her
>then he stands there not knowing what to do
i think he had a plan but i have no idea what it was, he ended up getting slapped but it was physically painful to watch. i havnt heard from him in over a week. im getting concerned anons
>>35635325
Have you tried ringing him anon, i know i wouldnt want to show my face after that?
>>35635325
>slipped on a bannana peel when i was in my 3rd year of high school
>i went over cartoon style
>never really lived that down
>>35635325
>ended up spilling an entire vat of curry when i was delivering something to the school kitchens
>i walked backwards into it and knocked it over and fell over with it
>>35635325
I was having a good time today but I suddenly remember this.
>Be 12-15 whatever
>PE class playing hockey
>Standing ready to recieve the ball
>Suddenly a girl lifts me up from behind, turns 180 degrees and sets me down.
>Everybody is quiet for a second and then laughs
What the hell. I repressed this memory. Why would you do this.
>eating lunch at school with table of other autists
>getting up to take tray back
>drop mine off, walking back as friend is passing by to drop off his tray
>pretend to slap his tray out of his hand but trip over my own foot and hand slaps tray anyway
>fall flat on my face and food flies everywhere, my shirt is pulled up to ribs now
>takes friend a moment to register what happen
>he let's out abrupt laughter and everyone sees me half shirt-off/gut on the ground covered in food
>lay there for a minute accepting my fate