what are your best pickup lines? joke or even autistic dont care.

>>35634840
Roses are red
Get in the van

>>35634840
Hey girl you have sum' nice jewels right there, how do you manage to see past them if they are on your eyes?

>>35634840

Pickup lines are useless, just be good looking, its not hard.

Just bee yourself.

>>35634866
either kill yourself or fuck off nigger

>>35634909

I will murder you with my fat dong.

>>35634909
that's a good pickup line

>>35634840
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

>>35634940
you too, ASSHOLE

hi i am anon. what is your name?

ay yo bb u want sum fuk lemme holla at ya

>>35634840
Hey babe, I have a knife and a dick. One of them is going inside ;)))

>>35634840
My dick's unemployed, so let me know if you have any openings he can fill

>>35636531
Send in your resume to the front desk

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>>35636531
>"Sorry anon, 3-5 years of experience is required for this position"

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>>35636547
>eats ass
>can cook
>touches balls when no ones looking
>always smells hand after touching balls

Pic related actually me

how about you start with "hi" and then make an observation about something to initiate conversation like a normal human being.

for fucks sake