>"I'm so glad you're marrying me anon, I really

That looks h*cking delicious

Roast beef is fucking trash as a food as well. Fuck roast beef honestly.

>>35632884
Not when it is drenched in piss, cum and period blood.

>>35632868
>Im so glad that you were able to look past my sexual history, that's all in the past now,

This doesn't actually happen because girls feel entitled to that history. So much so that if you're unfortunate enough to have to date in your thirties, they will brag right to your face about these experiences on the first date, and expect you to accept it without hesitation.
>What's the big deal anon *shrug* I mean you slept around too back then, right?

>>35632868
As the song goes, you can't turn a whore into a lady unless she wants to do it herself.

Once a whore, always a whore. Unless something drastic happens to her, she ain't changing.

>>35632940
>"Yeah, so I fucked lots of hot guys that I was attracted to because women enjoy sex too. What a crime! You think all women should be obligated to sleep with bitter misogynist virgins even though we don't want to, just to please your peepee?"

>>35632994
But the Chads who cum dumped you in the past don't want you now, so what are you gonna do? Go from being a "dog mommy" to calling your dog daddy?