go and hug your sister! tell her you love her and post reactions/results.

>>35632758
Do you have a link for the last thread? I was looking for it

>>35632793
>>35610448

I think this is it

blah blah blah aiaiaiaiaia

Eurobump time is an original sentiment.

Come on Eurobros, wake up.

>>35632758
she screamed, was sleeping

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>>35632758
keh keh keh... foolish mortal...

>>35633532
If she was sleeping you were supposed to cuddle up with her, you dumbass.

>>35633618
it did not say that anywhere in the post

>>35633648
No it didn't, but you'd think it would be the obvious course of action.

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>>35632758
I haven't seen my sister in over a decade now.

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My sister already came to hug me today and I didnt hug her back

>>35633687
Well you better go and fix that, hug her now.

>>35633662
no, it is not obvious since the post said hug her

>>35633675
>that feel when you've never seen your sisters

>>35632758
Why would I lie to someone I haven't seen in 3 years?

>>35633866
It also says to tell her you love her, but you can't do that while she's asleep, can you? So you cuddle up with her in bed, and tell her you love her when she awakens.

im an only child how can i hug my sister
>tfw no sister

>>35633921
Hug yourself, pretend it's your sister.

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>>35634338
>tfw I actually did that once
>tfw I thought it would help the crippling loneliness
>tfw I was wrong

>>35634383
I've done the same, I know that feel as well.

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I don't have a sister and I don't think cousins are the same thing...

dug this up some time ago about a sibling couple that has a public relationship .

>>35634582
Don't recognize the layout, where's that from?
>I don't think cousins are the same thing
Do it anyway. Tell her you love her too.

>>35632758
I can't, she's sleeping

>>35634661
Oh, this again? >>35633618

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>>35634668
I wouldn't want to wake her, besides I've already hugged her plenty today.

>>35634703
But she'll sleep better with her brother next to her, sharing his body heat.

>>35634725
Her bed would be to small
I'm a big guy

>>35634760
For her
This is an original sentiment

>>35634760
>letting yourself be stopped by a bed
Suit yourself.

>>35632758
She screamed, apparently I don't have a sister.

>>35634808
>She screamed
>apparently I don't have a sister
You've lost me.

Someone in the last thread asked if my dad was attractive, yes, he is

>>35635171
More attractive than K? Post a picture or something, you know you're biased.

>>35635203
Well now that you're making me compare them, they're similar
I guess they're attractive in different ways. My dad's got that old man look while K's much closer to my age
I guess I'll say they're equally attractive

>>35635354
So you're into K because he reminds you of your dad.

>>35635438
No I think that's just coincidence or I have a type

>>35635494
That type being your dad.

>>35635549
If so what's the big deal? So what if I like him for the same reasons I love my dad?

>>35635653
It's good that you can admit it.

>>35635694
I didn't think about it until now but it's really hard for me to try and sent it now that I'm actually comparing them and it makes me feel like shit
I'm not doing anything wrong, right?

>>35635788
>>35635653
>like him for the same reasons I love my dad
>like
>love
I hope you did that on purpose.

>>35635813
I knowingly typed the words, I didn't mean for them to have some other meaning

>>35635888
It's good that you can admit that.

>Sister is deaf
>Tell her all the things I want to do to her when she isnt looking
>raging hard on the whole time
What have I become

>>35635952
What do you want to do to her? Hug her? Kiss her? Sounds like she needs to learn how to read lips.

>>35635980
I would very much like to put penis in vagina
And she can read lips, I just say stuff when she isnt looking at me

>>35635900
You're confusing the shit out of me

>>35636001
Lust without love isn't good, Anon. At least when it comes to your sister.

I've hugged her and she called me a homo.
Mission successful I guess

>>35636042
You're that one anon, right?

>>35636014
I'm just fucking with you. Come on Laura, you're a big girl. You should know that whether something is wrong or right is a matter of opinion.

>>35636076
That depends on which one you mean.

>>35636083
for you
It doesn't seem wrong but 2 heads are better than one, just wanted a second opinion

>>35636132
Every single opinion on the planet could be that water is not wet, but at the end of the day, it still is. Not much use for opinions when it comes to facts. But it's expected, you'd still compare them, even if not consciously. It's not something you can help

>>35625021
Yea she's fine. She told me she kinda likes this boy who's her friend. It was an awkward conversation and she ran back to her room when we finished and barely looked me in the eye that day but I'm glad she actually told me. I know the kid and he's good as far as I know, and she doesn't like talking to people so him being her friend says something to me at least
While we're doing old man stories I think I mentioned before I grew up in a bad neighborhood so here's mine
>I was maybe seventeen?
>Live in shitty apartment building in NYC
>Steel doors, three locks and a slide bolt, bars on the plastic windows type of place
>Neighbor directly above me is a drug dealer
>He's a nice guy, holds the doors open, helped my family move stuff when my dad moved out
>One day I open the door to go to school
>Fucking NYPD, FBI, and ATF outside my fucking door that was right by the steps
>At least four guys with rifles by the stairs and I can hear stomping on the actual steps
>Guy looks at me and says "you might want to go back inside"
>My wife (at the time girlfriend) didn't believe me for a while
>Another drug dealer moved in within the month
>He wasn't as nice a guy but never caused trouble
>When we flew up for Christmas this year he still lived there

>>35636179
Alright, at least make me feel a little better about myself
after indirectly making me feel shitty about myself by asking me to compare them in the first place. Not blaming you, just an observation

>>35636368
You were comparing them subconsciously, like I said, it couldn't be helped. Here, listen to this, maybe it'll cheer you up or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgsAb9_r4oI

>>35636456
That's not a good cheer up song, here's my favorite
https://youtu.be/BYw_zamFGf0

>>35636637
Fine, maybe something more upbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Egf1OZ1CuE

>>35636637
On a side note, played siege this morningn and if I played against you I guarantee it was a massacre. 12 kills and 1 death, and in the first round I aced with fuze.

>>35632758
She's 8, we do that all the time because we're orphans, she asked me to get off her because she was playing animal crossing

>>35636637
I mean, I'm not a commie, but man...these songs are powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

>>35634582
>/r/west_virginia

I hugged her.
I had to stop because I began getting an erection.
I want to impregnate her.

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What is the point of these threads? Is my hugging her supposed to turn into some sexual thing? We never hug each other so I'm not doing it.

>>35637066
Oh wow, that sure escalated quickly.

>>35637066
Ask her if she wants to have a baby with you, and play it off as a joke if she reacts negatively

>>35637099
It doesn't have to be sexual, it's just a way to improve your relationship with your siblings.

>>35636872
You'll know it's me if it's a Twitch with Desert Clay uniform, Dust Line headgear, and desert Famas
I'ma a second away from dropping $15 for her elite just for the wooden Famas, this game needs more furniture
mmm mahogany
>>35637041
Yea Hitler was right to gas those commie fucks but they sure knew how to sing

>>35637180
>Yea Hitler was right to gas those commie fucks
Laura confirmed for best waifu.

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>>35637180
>Hitler was right to gas those commie fucks
I bet yous agree with Zeon gassing their own people to clear out colonies, and then dropping said colony onto Earth.

You disgust me.

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I'll just drop this thingy here. Just got back from visiting my grandma's place probably due to my excitement over getting to hug my cousin, I somehow enjoyed my time there
>Arrived at grandma's house.
>fortunately E my imouto-like cousin was there
>do the mypatienceborefruitface.jpg in a discrete way
>wait for opportunity to hug/cuddle her when no one's looking
>itsalreadynight.gif
>opportunity comes in the form of movie watching
>of course I make precautionary actions
>she immediately notices me, but takes no measures to prevent me from doing anything
>go back to waiting again for chance to strike
>skip to middle of movie
>good, everyone's engrossed in the film it's now or never
>immediately my arms snake around her waist
>she moves slowly to allow me room
>I squeeze her from behind as stealthily as possible
>we stay like that for awhile
>fucking brain decides now is the moment to say something cheesy
>I slowly creep up to her ear and whisper
>"You look cute with glasses"
>she turns her head towards me, gives me a bashful/cheeky look, then resumes her attention to the film
>killmenao.webm
Welp, I'd say a job success. P.S. Otouto is lucky to have her snuggling up to himI'm not jealous or anything

>wake up to gunshots
>in a gated neighborhood
>could barely sleep afterwards mom had to lay down with me for a little while until I calmed down
>go back to sleep
>having some dream
>talking about aliens
>hear "We're already here and ready"
>sleep paralysis
>start seeing some weird light and shaking
>oh boy this is fun

Wow, I hate sleeping now

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>>35637463
That's all gibberish to me but you don't like mustard so I'll assume he's right and you're wrong

>>35637566
>sleep paralysis
Does that happen often?
Are you okay?

>>35637575
Laura best wife

>>35637575
I hope all of the mustard in your household goes bad.

>>35637619
It happens occasionally, it just feels very real and scary until you wake up. I'm fine, I'm just a little shooken and generally uncomfortable. I'll be nervous about everything for a couple days.

>>35637713
I'm sorry to hear that.
Why don't you want your brother's friends to be able to text you?

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>>35637705
Good, I'll just be an excuse to buy more
Watching the cashier ring it up is pure ecstacy

Pat my boy, how's it going?

>>35637180
>female character covering her entire face
>desert camo
Laura is a confirmed Muslim

>>35632758
i didnt hug her because people around but i found her laying on the floor so i stepped lightly on her butt and asked why she is laying on the floor

>>35638186
Why was she laying on the floor?
Did you tell her you love her?

>>35638186
>i didnt hug her because people around
I will never get why people make such a big deal out of hugging.

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>>35638028
>Emanuellle Pichon
>Green eyes
>Born in Nancy
>Went to school
>Shows lips
>Muslim

>>35638225
im not a particularly affectionate person (quite the opposite) so the few instances where i am i like to keep it private and intimate. the few times ive had a gf i wouldnt even hold hands in public.

>>35638206
better angle for watching tv. no

>>35638268
Tell her you love her and give her a butt massage

>>35638268
>i like to keep it private and intimate
Are you saying that you need to make your sister your girlfriend just so you can give her a hug?

>>35638288
no

>>35638292
i was referring to all affection, both romantic and familial. i rarely show it to pets either.

>>35638330
What kind of a brother doesn't love his sister?

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>>35632758
Ausbot here

> Go up to sister
> *hug*
> "Anon, what are you doing?" pushing me off
> "Hugging you"
> "W-why?"
> "Someone on 4chan said I should"
> "That's fucking weird"
> Go back to my room
> Can hear her and Mum talking about me in the kitchen
> "Why would she do that? Does she still smell? I don't think anon has showered in at least a month."
> They laugh
> They tell Dad when he gets home

Thanks OP

>>35638352
>>35638386
>Someone on 4chan said I should
That's where you fucked up
>I don't think anon has showered in at least a month
Also that, take proper care of your hygiene

>>35638342
i love my sister, i just dont vocalize it

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>>35638342
I honestly don't understand brothers and sisters that like each other. My sister and I are acquaintances at best. It's weird though because back before I turned into a social retard we were close and even stayed up until 3am watching movies together in bed. I wonder if it was her becoming a normie that drove us apart or me being an autist.

>>35638393
1. It was on the spot, I didn't know how to respond. I didn't want to say "because I love you", but now I can see that making more sense.

2. I do take care of my hygiene sort of, I shower when everyone is out (at least 3 - 4 times a week), so they don't realise

>>35638477
"Someone on 4chan said I should" is never an appropriate response to anything.

I hate all of you and your stupid thinly veiled pedophilea / incest tripfagging threads

>>35638477
Sorry, I didn't know
Don't take their reactions to heart, they're probably worried about you

>>35638514
Yeah, I guess :s

>>35638533
It's fine, ahaha

>>35637559
I forgot, do you want to fuck her or not?

Yay story bump
>On bus
>Sitting because can't reach handles comfortably
>Dude gets on
>2 minutes later he's arguing with some guy
>Old lady just looks at me and we kinda laugh
>One of then gets off
>The other yells "fuck you" as the doors close
>Bus starts moving
>Guy who just got off chases the bus down to the next stop just to curse the other guy out
It's a short one but I found it really funny at the time, he was just sprinting, barely slower than the bus

>>35639447
>can't reach handles comfortably
How small are you

>>35639484
5'3"
I can wrap my hand around most of it but I can't actually get a grip so the bus moving is a problem

>>35639594
What are you even supposed to be? Some girl who fucks her brother?

>>35639610
What are any of us supposed to be? We're just humans.

>>35639610
What? Just to make a long story short, no I just confessed my love to my dad but he doesn't feel the same

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>>35639662
>daddy/daughter
Lame. Do you try to fuck him? Do you want to?

>>35637566
Why were there gunshots?

>>35639817
Due to packs of wild niggers, obviously.

>>35639703
Yea I want to ride him like a stolen bicycle and love him but he started to hint at therapy so that's the end of that, still love him though

>>35639927
Why not just rape him? I'm sure you could get strong enough drugs if you put your mind to it. Then you can tie him to the bed and fuck him once he's awake.

>>35639971
And then what happens? She ends up in a psych ward.

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She smiled, gave me a hug and told me she loves me more

I don't live at home with my sisters, how am I supposed to hug them? Also I have 3 sisters. Which do I hug

>>35639992
Cute

>>35640000
Go over there and hug all of them

>>35639991
I mean there's a chance he would like it

>>35640000
>>35640016
But I work in a few hours and 2 of them are 3 hours away and the eldest is like 7 hours away.
also check my quads.

>>35640054
Take your dumbass ideas and leave

>>35640079
Then do it on your day off. For now, text them telling them you love them.

>>35640103
Fuck off normie this is my thread now

>>35632758
Ok let me go find her will be 10 minutes

>>35640103
I text them I love them almost every day. We have a sibling snapchat group and message each other a lot to keep in contact. My middle sister just bought her prom dress. She looked beautiful. Makes me sad she's growing up.

>>35632758
>tfw only have brothers and im not gay

>>35639926
My parents were saying that it was some sort of drug deal gone wrong or something. You would be surprised how often you get "delivery men" in upper class neighborhoods. So many of these business owners and lawyers have drug addictions. It's kind of crazy.

>>35640205
What the fug. The craziest it got here is that some mobile meth lab was stopped by the police by a Family Dollar. No shootings.

Best snack run ever though.

A big sis was my only wish since I'm like 5yo but I haven't any. I'll just stay here and read all your cute stories. It hurts but damn. I love them so much.

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>>35632758
She shoved me away before I could hug her and looked at me with a confused and semi-disgusted face
>tfw not even my sister will let me hug her

>>35639971
Trust me we've been over this already
>8" 60-70lb difference
>In the time it took for him to knock out he'd probably knock me out
>If everything worked out, the second I let him loose he'd beat the shit out of me and send me to a fucking asylum
>He'd hate me, my mom would hate me, both of their lives would be ruined
Not worth it
Anyhow, I'm going to K's, kinda curious what this plan is so that's interesting
Phone's fucked by the way, same factory error as last time, God just wants to fuck with me

Friendly advice imouto, are you okay?

bapped my imouto when she got too tsun

it worked

>>35640808
Now embrace her and go in for a kiss

>>35640120
How'd it go? Did you die?

>>35640484
>K really does throw you in the van.
>Phone is fucked, so you're fucked.
>You're small as fuck.
Damm K is gonna have it easy as fuck,

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>>35639391
Uh.. we already did?Just once though, and you could barely call that fugging.
As much as I'd like to cuddlefuck[/spoiler] her, I love her deeply as my cousin/imouto and as a woman. The only problem is that I'm not very good at expressing these feelings I have for her through words, so I resort to physical stuff like hugging and cuddling, which inevitably results to mild groping and humping.

>>35641244
What led to that "barely-fugging"?
Ever tried to do the same as back then?

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I'm not dating Emfriend yet, and I haven't left the house all weekend, if anyone still gives a shit.

>>35641495
I do.
I thought you were all hanging out, what happened with that?

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>>35641639
We did, we chilled at Emfriend's house on friday night. Em ended up coming too, I think that threw off my game because I just wanted to talk to her. Also it turns out I already had Emfriend's number, I just didn't attach a name to it. Oops.

I know I should've called or texted her by now, I've just been in a weirdly bad mood. I feel like admitting to my lies had the opposite effect I wanted, I just feel shittier and shittier the more I think about everything. /blogshit

>>35641495
>if anyone still gives a shit.
You stop that, you're still the Pat we all grew to like. Your story doesn't change that. I think H might be a better idea than Emfriend anyway, H is very clearly interested in you.

>>35641630
>Being this much of a cuck.
Step aside Pat and Laura.

>>35641774
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not upset that you lied, I'm just upset that you're not really in a relationship with Emma.
Take a deep breath, calm yourself down, and call her.

>>35632758
incest weirdo

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Fembot here, I have a question.
My little brother and I used to be really close. We'd take baths together, he'd let me grope him and vice versa, but ever since he grew up he's been really cold. He won't even let me kiss him and calls me titty monster.
Is it puberty? Were you like this with your sisters at his age?

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>>35641791
H feels more like the path I would take if I wanted to lose my virginity real quick. I feel like I just don't like her enough for a real relationship. Emfriend's fun in different ways, is super chill, thinks I'm pretty funny, and reminds me of a slightly dumber version of my big sister, shoot me.

>>35641793
Am I really a cuck if nobody's fucking Em?

>>35641959
Is H a virgin?

>>35641952
>at his age
How old are you two?

>>35641989
He's 12. I'm 18.

>>35642019
Yeah, it's probably puberty making him overly-conscious of his body and females in general.
Give him some space, but let him know you're there for him if he needs you.

>>35641989
I had it in my head that she wasn't, but I forget why. I don't think she's told me one way or the other.

>>35641952
>>35642019
A little cliched, but you could always sit him down and talk to him about how puberty isn't that big a deal and you understand what he's going through. I probably should've tried harder when Em was going through hers, I kinda just left her to her own devices once she started getting grumpy.

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imouto loving bump oreimo

"unfuckably tight"

Everybody say nice things about Beargguy when he gets back, his family went on vacation and forgot to take him

Wonder if LBL did that threesome with her 2 brothers...

>>35644598
That would actually kinda of hurt if it happened.

>>35645030
Hey champ, you're looking good today. Have you been working out?

furry bump

FUCK I HAD LIKE HALF MY POST TYPED UP AND MIMI CRASHED FOR NO REASON
Summing up what I had written down:: The idea was Jenga which was actually a fucking blast, the tower got high enough to catch tallguy roommates attention and he started watching trying to guess who would win
Eventually K lost and I got up and started jumping up and down saying "you fucked up, you fucked up" while he was in his back covering his face in shame
He got up and sort of tackled my and it lead to that sort of play fight kissing on tv, never thought I'd see the day that happened
He got a little handsy for a second but I guess he just forgot, I moved his hands away and he laughed and apologized
We got up after his roommate said "ew" and sat in the couch for a bit
I actually had a really nice time, that shit with the phone had me ready to punch a wall but now I'm actually in a good mood, and whatever was wrong is currently in a sort of "recession"
My dad's out with his friend, he told me and I joked "you have friends?" He shot right back and went straight for my neck, he said "shut the fuck up, you have one" guess I lost that one
>>35643784
What is that supposed to be a little inside joke now?
>>35641793
Yay

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>>35646619
>My sister wants me to go to prom with her. Is this weird? Should I do it?

Looks like an anon needs some encouragement.

Laura: Thread Killer

>>35648087
Yea I noticed
This actually happens often
Anyone watching the North Carolina and Arkansas game? Shits great

>>35646860
I already said it but i'll say it again you guys are adorable :3

>>35648595
We had fun, it's nice to have something that makes me happy and gets my mind off my dad for an hour or so
Really no one watched that game? Talk about back and forth

>>35646860
>He got a little handsy for a second but I guess he just forgot, I moved his hands away and he laughed and apologized
How handsy?

Btw have you ever watched that episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison is all butthurt about his dad not abusing him as a child and is constantly bugging him about it? Cause I just did and got a good laugh imagining that was you.

Pat my boy, how you doing?

>>35649287
>How handsy?
He has both of his hands in okay spots, then went up too far
I'm glad him getting the point of "too far" across was easy and he didn't try anything after that
Weird he had his hand on my stomach and it made me feel really small
>Btw have you ever watched that episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison is all butthurt about his dad not abusing him as a child and is constantly bugging him about it? Cause I just did and got a good laugh imagining that was you.
Yea the "why didn't you molest me" episode
Haha

>>35650122
Punch him if he does it again, train him to fear you

>>35650122
>and it made me feel really small
You mean smallER, right? Sorry

>Yea the "why didn't you molest me" episode
Yep, that one.
Hey who knows maybe in a couple a years that could be you. Sorry, I'll really stop now.
>Haha
This was sarcasm, right?

>>35650122
You got any lewd stories senpai

>>35650236
I'm not assertive at all and I think he's laugh if I punched him
>>35650247
Yes smaller haha
That already is me
Yes that was sarcasm
>>35650277
Like, with other people? No I'm a virgin loser

>>35649938
I'm eating ice cream and watching Iron Fist. Nothing too exciting.

>>35650374
Why aren't you watching it with Emfriend?

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>Tfw your brother came out as trans and now you have a trap imouto

Feels alright man

>>35650362
>Like, with other people?
I think he meant like fantasies or something

>>35650374
>>35650403
Because Emfriend thinks he's a creep.
Let's be realistic women tell each other everything, and if how close Em and her are wasn't one of Pat's lies, then it's almost confirmed Emfriend knows you're a loser that confessed to his sister, chances are she already saw the message and even told Em about it.

>>35650362
>I'm not assertive at all
Better than Beargguy

>I think he's laugh if I punched him
Aim for his nuts or the side of his jaw

>>35650403
Because she's out with Em, amusingly enough.

Is this the mythical Double-Cuck

>>35650507
>women tell each other everything
Bullshit
>you're a loser that confessed to his sister
You can't choose who you fall in love with

>>35650529
You need to get a date with her sometime this week

>>35650374
All you boys and I'm the only one watching basketball?
>>35650507
Well there was the boxer sniffing, the few fantasies I mentioned
>>35650508
I don't want to hurt him

Dad's home now in his bed, being social makes him tired it's so cute, I'll go snuggle with him later

>>35650956
>All you boys and I'm the only one watching basketball?
Well you are on /r9k/ afterall.

>Well there was the boxer sniffing
I have always wondered, how exactly does this get you off? I mean does it really smell 'like him', like his crotch? Did you masturbate while sniffing them or did you use them to masturbate as in you put them in your crotch?

>>35651184
>put them in your crotch
But then she'd get pregnant and have her own sibling/child, and her dad would be mad at her

>>35650529
You can do it, Pat. Believe in me, who believes in you. I won't stop believing. At least, until Em gets a boyfriend.

I'm a bit worried she'll get bored joining me at work tomorrow, but she reassured me by saying she'll steal my job by the end of the day. Doesn't seem like the most exciting way to spend spring break, but hey, if it works for her.
Not like she had anything planned anyways.

>>35651382
What is your job anyway? I forgot.

>>35651382
So is she gonna be in your lap? You getting her pregnant while being paid?

>>35650576
I'll try. I'm no good at this, hence that cringy message the other day.

>>35651277
I appreciate the optimism, I guess. I was like that once.

>>35651184
It's the smell and I feel gross for typing this sentence the thought that that's where his dick is
>>35651258
Do you guys just have jizz in your boxers at all times?

>>35650956
>All you boys and I'm the only one watching basketball?
Got the lakers game on gurl

>>35651461
Late to these threads. Who is K?

>>35651448
I doubt a tiny little encounter like that would turn you into a pessimist. Denial isn't good for you, don't go for the lesser choice because you failed the first time.

>>35651413
I work at a hauling company. 9 hours of staring at Excel sheets and trying to stay awake sometimes.
>>35651436
Nah, it would get uncomfortable after a while. She'll have her own chair and space on the desk to sleep on from boredom. And no baby making.

>>35651448
Cheer up man. Even if you don't get with Emfriend, H sounds like she'd be good for you.

>>35651578
>no baby making
Why not? You'll be moved out by the time they can tell.

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>>35650454
Fuck her in the boipussy

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>>35651634
Just because we're moving out doesn't mean it's a good idea. Plus, I'm alright with no children.
>>35651461
Some leaks out after a bit of action.

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>>35651539
Man I already used my smug Brady collage reaction image in this thread so I'll use this
>Lakers
Kek
K's I guess my boyfriend, the boxers I was sniffing were my dad's

>>35651852
Im watching it cause i got no choice girly. No other games on, theyre playing the cavs and i had the spurs game on earlier. Whose your team?
How dont you know if K is your bf or not? Youns dont have sex or anything?

>>35632758
Fuck you, bitch. I'm not gonna hug my sister and you can't make me. Fuck your gay ass thread

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>tfw no sister
oh well, i went to hug my brother

he said i smelled but he hugged me back anyway, the we talked and laughed for a while. I love my brother

>>35651461
>Do you guys just have jizz in your boxers at all times?
Did you ever find daddy-jizz in his? Ever tried licking it?

>>35651767
>I'm alright with no children.
But is she?

>>35651891
Holy shit one of the Duke guy just hopped in front and picked off a pass in SC's half. I actually like watching the Spurs play, I don't know why people find them boring

I don't know why I said "I guess", he is it's just weird for me to have a boyfriend
And no we haven't had sex, I'm waiting til marriage and we just started dating a week or so ago

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>>35652070
>And no we haven't had sex, I'm waiting til marriage and we just started dating a week or so ago
Word, How old are you?

>I actually like watching the Spurs play, I don't know why people find them boring
Cause they arent flashy. They play good team ball with lots of passing and fundamentals. Leonard is easily my fav player atm.

>>35652070
>I'm waiting til marriage
Did I imagine it, or didn't you tell him about that already? What did he say?

>>35652056
Eh, like I said, we haven't talked about it yet. It seems pretty unnecessary to even discuss it since I doubt it would be the best idea to go through with if she would think differently.

I say that as we've gotten this far, so I don't know.

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>>35632758
degenerate shut up i bet you've never even had a sister i bet you masterbate as you make these threads and to this very comment hopeing to find a story where someone supposedly fucks their sister so you can live vicariously throught their posts AND DON'T SAY "le trying to strenghen family bonds" because your not supposed to fuck family members you degenerate so STOP POSTING THIS DUMB ROLEPLAYING THREADS STOP TAKEING UP SPCE ON THIS BOARD FUCKING HELL.

>>35651767
What. You just leak after kissing or foreplay?
>>35652007
No I never found anything, I don't think I would've been brave enough to try any
>>35652189
>Word, How old are you?
I'm 19, he's my first boyfriend, I've only just started talking to him because I finally told my dad how I felt and it's one sided. I'm working in getting over it
>Cause they arent flashy. They play good team ball with lots of passing and fundamentals. Leonard is easily my fav player atm.
Thank fucking God someone I can talk sports with in these threads, please stay. Do you watch football? My mom's all kinds of excited because "Geno Smith isn't our problem anymore", fucking shit teams, excited to lose players
I miss Tim Duncan, Kawaiis good but Duncan was the ancient one
>>35652218
Yea I told him, it was just sort of an "okay" but he's respecting it so far and hasn't been pushy about it

>>35652330
Judging by your spelling you haven't made it out of junior high yet, have you? Stay in school kid.

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>>35652484
as if it matters, you fell for my ploy.

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>>35652444
>I finally told my dad how I felt and it's one sided. I'm working in getting over it
Ya i saw you said that. Can I ask wahts it about your dad that draws you to him?

>Do you watch football?
Yes, from pittsburgh so I watch Steelers but If a games on im watching. Thought the superbowl was amazing. Incredible comeback.
Im gonna get spammed that im a normie cause i love sports and lift but whatever.

>>35652444
>You just leak after kissing or foreplay?
Yes, also K was surely hard and possibly 'leaking' when you were kissing and he got handsy.
>it was just sort of an "okay"
He most likely thought you were 'joking' or most likely thought he could 'sway' you his way.
>but he's respecting it so far
But he got handsy just a couple of hours ago with sex in mind,
Not trying to make him look bad, we're all like that, even your dad.
Nice trip, btw

>>35652577
For fucks sake Duke's out too, what is this
I'm saving that Tomlin, he looks like Omar Epps, also I like seeing the Dolphins get shit on
You should see the thread the day of the Superbowl, they were all making fun of me and the Patriots but I calmly called the comeback. We have 5 now, Brady will get a 6th, and the Steelers will stop thinking they're cool
About my dad? He's a hard guy not to love, he's outgoing and nice, he's understanding, I'm comfortable with him, I can talk to him, he's my best friend, I know he's my dad so he does have to be stern to an extent but he's still fun, he's goofy and kinda weird in his own ways. While my parents were getting divorced I sort of looked at him as a man for a second and I realized I love that man
>>35652590
No he didn't think I was joking, and I guess he just forgot earlier today because he's the "have sex with his girlfriend" kind of guy
Was he really "leaking" earlier? Good that makes me feel better about being slightly wet

>>35652857
>Was he really "leaking" earlier?
Most likely, he was at least hard.
>Good that makes me feel better about being slightly wet
L-LEWD!
At this rate there's no way either of you is waiting until marriage.

>>35652967
K's already had lots of sex, and Laura's staying a virgin until she's got a ring on her finger.

>>35652857
>You should see the thread the day of the Superbowl
Was that here or on sp? I was in the sp thread those threads move so fucking fast.
Pretty unique that a girl is so into sports. Does that make you seem weird to your female friends?

>While my parents were getting divorced I sort of looked at him as a man for a second and I realized I love that man
Thats nice, is it sexual love though? Like you actually want to fuck him or just love like you want to be close to him?

>>35653021
>Laura
>Female friends

>>35652857
Does your dad know your 'friend' is actually your boyfriend?

>>35653002
I really don't care for it get engagement rings, wedding rings are nice, they're not some shallow attempt to show off or something, it's just a simple sign
>>35652967
Bitch I've lived alone with my dad for years now, I can control myself
the second in married I'm going to start releasing all of this pent up energy, and I have a lot of it
>>35653021
>Was that here or on sp? I was in the sp thread those threads move so fucking fast.
No it was one of these threads, I don't even bother with sp on Superbowl days
>Pretty unique that a girl is so into sports. Does that make you seem weird to your female friends?
>Female friends
>Friends
I don't have those
>Thats nice, is it sexual love though? Like you actually want to fuck him or just love like you want to be close to him?
Yea the way I described it earlier today was "I want to ride him like a stolen bicycle" and I think that's a good way to out it
>>35653065
I should do that, but part of me doesn't want him to think I'm over him just in case

>>35653217
Jesus, Laura, you're all over the fucking place. Make up your mind already.

>>35653065
>>Laura
>>Female friends
Mate i didnt evn know who she was until 5 mins ago. Sorry I dont orbit her like you do.

>the second in married I'm going to start releasing all of this pent up energy, and I have a lot of it
I dont think you should wait. Not sports related but thats just my opinion.

>No it was one of these threads, I don't even bother with sp on Superbowl days
Oh theres no way id come here for sports talk for the same reason you said earlier.

>Yea the way I described it earlier today was "I want to ride him like a stolen bicycle" and I think that's a good way to out it
So you like the forbidden fruit side of it?

>>35653217
>but part of me doesn't want him to think I'm over him just in case
KEK, good call, I guess.

>spoiler
>You'll never marry Laura and fuck the daddy lover out of her.
>You'll never marry a legal loli.
Gayest timeline.

>>35653340
Damn meant to reply >>35653217

>>35653340
>Mate i didnt evn know who she was until 5 mins ago. Sorry I dont orbit her like you do.
He was just making a joke
>I dont think you should wait. Not sports related but thats just my opinion.
I'm pretty set on that
>Oh theres no way id come here for sports talk for the same reason you said earlier.
Yea but it's comfy here though no one gets what I'm saying
>So you like the forbidden fruit side of it?
I mean, he's an attractive guy
>>35653352
IM NOT A LOLI
I'M
JUST
SMALL

>>35653614
>He was just making a joke
So was I

>I'm pretty set on that
Whats your reasoning though?

>IM NOT A LOLI
Height?

>I mean, he's an attractive guy
Haha gotcha. Does your mom know how you feel? Like did your dad mention it to her? How do you think shed react?

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I'm glad I'm not the only guy who starts leaking fluids if a woman so much as touches me.

So when am I supposed to start hating Iron Fist? I'm only at episode 5 but I'm fine with it so far, it's about on the same level as Daredevil season 2. Harold is dumb and ridiculous but I like him.

>>35653742
Are you gonna flirt with H tomorrow or wait to see if Emfriend works out first?

>>35653670
>So was I
I'm gonna get this out of the way now, I'm a really sarcastic person, but jokes and sarcasm over text fly over my head
And social cues are difficult for me
>Whats your reasoning though?
I've got no experience to talk, but I feel like sex is a trust thing, I want to trust the guy and I want it to be special emotionally. I also don't want to be a fucking slut
It's hard to explain, words aren't my thing
>Height?
5'3"
>Haha gotcha. Does your mom know how you feel? Like did your dad mention it to her?
Yea he told her, she's been up and down with it all, she's sort of sympathetic about everything but I sort of showed it in front of her one time and she did all kinds of yelling and name calling and insulting
Also, if you see people call me a cuck, it's because they're back together now

>>35653614
Laura plz
You're like 5 foot tall and have b-cups.
You're the closest thing this world has to a legal loli.

>>35635952
awwww i want a deaf sister
put some love in that lust motherfucker

>>35653806
I'll wait for Emfriend I guess, I'm not all that excited to jump into H's pants. Also I feel like me trying to flirt would end in disaster.

>>35637111
i did ask my sister if she wanted to have a child lol
she took it as a joke but began teasing me with her feet ( she knew im into that)

>>35653910
>I've got no experience to talk, but I feel like sex is a trust thing, I want to trust the guy and I want it to be special emotionally. I also don't want to be a fucking slut

Well I 100% agree with you but thats exactly why waiting could be bad. What happens if you 2 finally get married and try it and it goes horribly? Maybe you love it but he hates it? So on and so on. Some people just arent sexually on the same wave length. Id wait a few months, maybe 6, and if you really like him then try it out cause otherwise you could be walking into a disaster. Just my opinion. I know I like certain things sexually so if I was with a girl and she was completely against what I like theres just no way it could work and the same goes the other way too.

>5'3
For a girl thats not even bad

>Also, if you see people call me a cuck, it's because they're back together now
Lmao sorry but thats fucking funny
I wonder if she was jealous of you and that forced her back to your dad???

>>35652330
Op here

I'm actually the guy who is technically married to his twin sister.

but....

just wanted to say I like that gif.

>>35654055
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WHOLE STORY!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Are you ever gonna finish it?

>>35653980
>Also I feel like me trying to flirt would end in disaster
She takes you into the back room and rides you all day

>>35654032
Marriage isn't about enjoying sex with each other

>>35654055
Any progress writing your story?

>>35654032
Someone else mentioned sexual compatibility and the idea still seems foreign to me. I'm willing to do my part and try most anything once, and even if I don't particularly enjoy it, if it isn't bad I'm willing to do it occasionally
>>35653930
SEE? HEIGHT WISE IM NOT A LOLI, IF YOU MADE OTHER POINTS YOU MAY HAVE A VALID ARGUMENT
I miss college girl, she was a loli

>>35641952
nope, when i was 12 i was trying to hit on my sisterm

>>35654273
>sexual compatibility
Some people just don't enjoy sex with eachother. As long as you're happy together though, it'll work out.

>>35654273
I guess Em's pretty loli-ish, you're not totally alone. Not that it's very relevant now, but it's fine.

>>35654149
I don't wanna lose my job.

>>35654273
>HEIGHT WISE IM NOT A LOLI
Fine I guess you're not, but still you're pretty much the closest the world will ever get.
You can calm down now

>>35654149
>Marriage isn't about enjoying sex with each other
100% wrong. Thinking that way will lead to a hateful bitter marriage.

>>35654273
>Someone else mentioned sexual compatibility
Im just sayin its something to think about. Considering you trip on r9k and want to fuck your dad chances are youve got some interesting sexual things going on in your mind that your bf might not be into.

>>35654336
>Some people just don't enjoy sex with eachother. As long as you're happy together though, it'll work out.
THis is wrong as fuck.
Loving a SO requires good sex. Maybe you people dont realize this but when you orgasm with another person your body releases all kinds of hormones that connect you with that person. Love being removed from sex makes it very mechanical. The passion comes from love and makes it far better. Thats the whole reason FWB situations never work cause you end up falling for that person thanks to all those hormones.

>>35654379
Just admit that you're wrong. There's plenty of happily married people that don't have much sex, if any at all. Love and sex aren't the same thing.

>>35654364
Fine
>>35654379
>100% wrong. Thinking that way will lead to a hateful bitter marriage.
I have to agree with this, I'm still convinced my mom became frigid and that's where problems started. Of course now she's probably bent over the table every time they're alone and things seem to be going good for them. Woohoo, lucky them
>Im just sayin its something to think about. Considering you trip on r9k and want to fuck your dad chances are youve got some interesting sexual things going on in your mind that your bf might not be into.
Fair, but I think it's all stuff guys would be into
>THis is wrong as fuck.
Loving a SO requires good sex. Maybe you people dont realize this but when you orgasm with another person your body releases all kinds of hormones that connect you with that person. Love being removed from sex makes it very mechanical. The passion comes from love and makes it far better. Thats the whole reason FWB situations never work cause you end up falling for that person thanks to all those hormones.
Hence my argument that sex is special, I don't want love that's centered solely around sex

>>35654474
>Just admit that you're wrong
Why would I admit that when im right?

>There's plenty of happily married people that don't have much sex
Except there arent. Over 50% of mariages end in divorce my dude.

>Love and sex aren't the same thing
I never said they were.
As I said you can have sex without love but its so much better with it. If youve never had that experience than I feel bad for you. And in most cases you love your grand parents but dont want to fuck them so of course thats true. But loving your SO and lusting for them cause the sex is great is both sides to the coin. You want both. They should both mentally and physically stimulate you. Sex is a huge part of life and you should want to have it with the person you are spending the rest of your life with dude.

>>35654551
>Hence my argument that sex is special, I don't want love that's centered solely around sex
I agree thats why I said wait a while. After 6 months tahts long enough where you both would be very commited to the long haul.
Cause
>Fair, but I think it's all stuff guys would be into
Is one hell of a gamble. If your minds made up then thats fine Im just saying thats pretty risky imo.

>I have to agree with this, I'm still convinced my mom became frigid and that's where problems started.
Thank you for vindicating me

"95% of marriage is sex"
~ my great aunt

>>35654611
>Is one hell of a gamble. If your minds made up then thats fine Im just saying thats pretty risky imo.
I know it's a gamble but it's all submissive/masochistic shit that I could live without
I'm gonna go sleep in his bed, nighty night guys
Sports guy, at least stay for March Madness

>>35654709
Yep

>Sports guy, at least stay for March Madness
I lurk here so ill probably be here

>>35654783
Fuck meant for>>35654728
Ya ill be here

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>>35654149
>>35654099

its going good...

I think?...

the day I post it I will also drop it with pic related which is my combined wincest texts going back to around 2008.

>>35654981
Getting an idea on when you might finish it?

I think I'm missing something, what happened with pat and em?

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>>35655087
not really.

I kind of regret hyping it up so much... some people think it is like some sort of holy grail (maybe it will be) which is why when I do it I will post it along with a ton of lost wincest images to compensate.

speaking of my saved texts I regret not saving them in a more organized fashion but most of all I regret not saving full threads (like pic related) since I started.

One of my favorite threads was /r9k/'s Mandy which while not wincest has been fully lost to time.

Hell I doubt anyone here even remembers Mandy.

as another example of lost wincest I still recall when the first 4chan archive went dark.

what a horrible day... it literally took out thousands of stories and even a record of how 4chan developed as a website.

few people remember itoko otoko (google it) and don't even realize it was 1 of hundreds of classic wincest threads.

>>35655321
Nothing. He was just making it all up. Just another loss for purest love.

>>35655321
A whole bunch of the tripfags turned out to be fake. Everybody lied here.

>>35655406
>a whole bunch
It was 1 girl juggling 4 trips. And Pat.

>>35655353
i just want to hear your qt story, anon

>tfw you don't know who mandy was

>>35655406
this is so pathetic, I know we are pathetic trying to believe in this shit. But boosting their idiocy or whatever is just annoying.

I guess I'll say about me and my little sis.
no imouto love though
No BS too

>gave my little sister a name when I was 6, I was very stubborn and forced my parents to name her Emma
>she has birthday on the same day as I do, only seven years younger. We both have birthday on 25th of November. She was born when I was 7.
>we played together until I became 11. at that point I was starting to become apathetic
>she went though generic rostie shit, depression bs, liking bieber bs, bunch of retarded stages. all that idiotic stuff that young females do
>now she is 17 and I'm 24
>Never really wanted to fuck her
>I never really loved anyone or felt loved in my live, I don't understand how its supposed to feel.
>I think she found a boyfriend recently, I don't really talk to her. will prolly get pregnant soon like most females that I knew at some point, most of them were pregnant at 16. I really despise that common trash.
>I will be homeless in 2 weeks, suicidal enough, and planned enough to be done with it
>Won't be hugging her
>The end

>>35655406
To be fair four characters were all being managed by one autistic girl with some pretty serious identity issues just for the sake of having friends. To add, even though they turned out to be fake we should thank her for entertaining us on her own for months. The way she words it she was getting a lot of stress from doing it too.

>Never had one to hug

>>35655792
curious how that one person is coming along with his doodle for her

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Jesus Christ I opened this thread to bump and haven't read the last 4 or so...

Jesus fuck man...

can anyone give a rundown of who is still real/unconfirmed?

>>35655976
>unconfirmed
Pretty much everyone aside from IC, Lucy, College girl, HSG and Pat.

>>35655976
Basically imouto cuddler, HSG, Lucy, and College Girl were all the girl with aspergers. She said she was portraying her fantasies and insecurities through what she refered to as characters. Apparently every character had little pieces of her personality or inspiration from real people in her life. It also seems like Lucy is actually somewhat close to who she is in real life. I would say she's 80% Lucy and 20% imouto cuddler personality wise.

Also Pat revealed that his sisters are real but that nothing he wrote really happened. I don't see how anyone thought his posts were real though, no offense to Pat.

>>35655976
Basically everyone aside from Story-chan and Pat. We think Osaka Sadman an heroed but it's unconfirmed if he was RPing or not

>>35655733
I feel for you lad, good luck where ever life takes you.

>>35646860
Oh that is too cute.

Euro morning bump for all the loving siblings out there

last bump before bed and origianl...

Strayacunts force us poor eurobros work overtime

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Goddamn it, Robots it happened again.
>Wake myself up because of how hard my dick is in the middle of the night.
>Been having dreams about my stepsister again and that luscious body of hers.
It's been 9 years since I've been wanting to fill her womb with my cum nonstop.

How do you stop these fucking thoughts? I know it's just lust but, fuuuck.

What do you call eating blueberries I'm the shower at 6am? A bump
>>35654783
Good

>>35659560
>sleeping for 5 hours
I hear it's not healthy, but I know that feel. Wish I could wake up whenever I wanted.

>>35659702
Yea, it's annoying since I have to leave for work around 2:20, so u always have a lot of time to kill
My dad's off tomorrow so I can just stay in bed with him

>>35659865
>2:20
I thought you worked at a kindergarten or something.

>>35659921
It's an after school thing and I do third grade

>be me 17
>random girl adds me on fb
>she starts talking to me
>I remember I wanted to fuck her
>Tought she was hitting on me
>turns out her aunt just told her that his real dad was MY dad
>tfw I still want to fuck my sister even tho the whore is preggo
>developed preggo fetish after that

fml

>>35659997
how do you get little kids to behave? i'm so beta i let them push me around.

>>35660057
Sometimes it's as easy as politely reminding them to stay on task, other times it's dear stares
I just treat them like my cat for the most part

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A bump with a joke.

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>>35660416
That's actually not funny

>>35660766
Neither are you. But Frost is qt so I'll let you off this one time

>>35633876
You always use a bag when you fuck her?

>>35661280
>sisters
I don't understand what your question is.

>>35659865
>My dad's off tomorrow so I can just stay in bed with him
You sleep in the same bad as him?

>>35661386
Sometimes, I have a really hard time sleeping alone

>>35661489
Nothing puts you to sleep like the body heat of the one you love, eh?

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>sister painting her room
>when she's out paint "you will die" on the wall as a joke
>when she sees it she runs out of her room and starts balling her eyes out
>she hates me even more now
didn't think that would happen...

>>35661489
>Sometimes, I have a really hard time sleeping alone
Suprised considering I would think that would go against you and him trying to get over it. Plus didnt you say your mom and dad are back together? Does your mom know you sleep with him in the same bed?

>>35661574
>you will die
>not I love you
What were you thinking

>>35638186
>stepped lightly on her butt and asked her why she was on the floor

I love shit like this that siblings do. It's cute.

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>>35638419
Oh, Anon.

I know how it is. My sister and I used to hang out a lot. I'd always hang out with her, playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Pokemon DPP with her and having a nice time.

I miss it. So much so that when she started watching My Little Pony I'd watch it just so we could be closer. Now she's gotten over it and become a roastie.

Fucking hated My Little Pony, by the way. I seriously don't understand how anyone could enjoy it.

>>35661962
>Fucking hated My Little Pony, by the way. I don't understand how anyone could enjoy it

that was kinda implied anon, u faggot

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>>35661962
I swear to god I'm not even in to this imouto/outouto shit. I just want my friend back.

Hell, the closest person I've ever had anything semi-lewd (not really) with was my stepsister, and we don't talk anymore because we had to leave eachother after my father's death.

>>35661519
It doesn't have to be him, I'd prefer it's him, but someone else being in the bed helps
>>35661581
My mom knows, there's nothing sexual or too intimate about it I guess, I just need a decent night's sleep sometimes

>>35662038
I know. I'm just embarassed about watching it in the first place. Very much so.

>>35662057
So why don't you sleep with K then?

>>35662069
Because that could only end badly

>>35662095
How so? And I mean literally sleep with him, not how you kids use it today.

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>>35662069
>>35662114
Why would I do that? It feels much too early

>>35662123
>but someone else being in the bed helps

>>35632758
My sister is a big FUCKING lameo

>>35662139
Yea but that's ignoring the second sentence of my post
It feels too soon to sleep with him
Also how old are you? You sound older

>>35662405
How can you say you love him if you won't sleep with him?
>You sound older
Really? Just because I typed kids? I'm 22.

>>35662405
Not at all related to the discussion but who is your Siege waifu/raifu/husbando?

>>35641332
>what led to that "barely-fugging"
I just arrived at grandma's place that night, exhausted and in need of much needed sleep. Switched the lights in the room I was to sleep in and I saw her sleeping on the bed. Must've been me or my grandma who woke her up, but by then I had finished setting my futon on the floor. Most of what happened after that was intimate kissing and an awkward attempt at sex
>ever tried to do the same as back then?
I'm not sure what you mean by this but I'm content with being able to cuddle and hug her to my heart's content

>>35662607
Don't kiss your cousin, that's disgusting. Kiss your sister instead.

>>35662632
This guy's right. If she has a brother he's the one who's supposed to be kissing her.

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Purest love meets best fetish

>>35662632
I don't think that's such a good idea, seeing as I have a very fragile relationship with my imouto. My cousin on the other hand..
>>35662656
Welp, her little brother is currently being an annoying little brat to her. I highly doubt it that something would start between the two of them. Her little brother's interested in my older cousin's gf though.Nothing like a little NTR between cousins, eh?

>>35662713
There's nothing good about fucking animals.

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>>35662747
>Nothing like a little NTR between cousins
>NTR
What do you mean fragile? Why don't you try improving it then?

>>35662438
Okay don't call me kid
And I never said I love him
>>35662605
>Husbando
Bandit
>Raifu
Scar H or 416
>Waifu
Still not gay, but I guess Twitch

>>35662789
How old are you? I bet you are a kid. Why are you dating him if you don't love him? In order to move on is not a valid answer.

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>>35662789
>Twitch and the 416
My nigger.

>>35662775
I am trying, though there's only so much I can do before she thinks I'm being weirdly nice to her all of a sudden. mfw when I realize that I'm cucking my imouto and my cousin's otouto.I'm not even sure what to feel right now

Beargguy, have your sister draw us some art of Story-chan

>>35662819
I said 19 and it's been about a week
>>35662874
Twitch has the 417, Jager has the 416
And who the fuck uses the 417 when she has the Famas? It's the best gun in the game

>>35662053
If you want to know what happened with me and my stepsister, I'd be alright posting about it.

Y'all want me to?

>>35662946
Feel terrible for not thinking of your imouto. What are your ages? Tell her you just realized how important it is to have a good relationship with your sister and then hug her and tell her you love her. That's a good a start as any.

>>35662996
If you want to share, share.

>>35662946
>>35663002
Solid idea.

>>35662974
I really don't understand why you'd date someone you don't love.

>>35663025
So don't date anyone unless it's love at first sight?

>>35663189
>dating
Do you realize what board you're on

>>35662974
>the Famas
I don't like the FAMAS

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>>35663002
Too late for me to feel guilty or anything, really. I'll do that in the morning, interrupting her sleep now for that will only earn me a smack or worse.I'm 18, imouto's 17.

>>35663431
Go share your body heat with her like a good big brother. Tell her you love her when she wakes up then kiss her.

>>35663198
Yea I know
>>35663239
Wut