You're ugly You're short You're creepy You dress

And you're a fat bitch with fake tits.

Why should I go out with you?

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because I have a 10 inch dick
on your knees, fucking whore

>>35631401
>why should I go out with you?

If you don't, I will kill you.

>>35631428
PenciI dick

>>35631476
What if I just tell chad you said that?

He's going to knock your teeth out of your head and then fuck me with his huge cock tonight. So I'd like to get this over with.

>>35631401
I don't need your consent, I'll just slip you a roofie and toss you in my trunk, you whore.

That bullying is enough to make me cum already, why would I actually spend time and money on a date now?

>>35631401
Because I have a vial of acid that I will pour on your face if you dont

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Because I'd fuck a corpse, too.

>>35631516
Chad pretty much hates sluts tho. Just because he fucks you does not mean he loves you.

He also wouldnt mind killing a whore if he knew he could get away with it

shes married to that snozzberries guy from super troopers anyways

>>35631423
christina hendrix is al natural. try again faggot

>>35631647
Dang, he married up

Ugly robots are entitled to hot girls. Roasties btfo

>>35631423
>Christina Hendricks
>fake
she's a fucking goddess don't you dare speak ill of her

>>35631661
Her boobs look fake tho,

Anyway, some ugly paki is fucking her on the reg

>>35631661
Wrong faggot. Look at the old pics of her in Playboy, flat as a fucking board.

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>>35631401
>have been told that I'm pretty average
>not short, above average height
>could dress better but hardly go outside

I'm a fixer-upper.

>>35631401
For my intimate knowledge of the Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card game.