>dad sees the pile of empty beer cans in my room
>''oh, had some friends over i see, anon?''
>''h-eh y-yeah dad''
>grandma calls
>asks if I have a gf
>he heh, not yet grandma
>did you find a job
>I- I'm working on it
>>35630846
Im sorry.
I kek.
Can I kek?
>>35630846
>Dad asked if i was gay when 11-12
>H-Haha Nno all b-bout dem big tiddies
>>35630846
>getting drunk off beer
what a fucking casual you are
if you don't exclusively get shitfaced off hard liquor you don't deserve to call yourself a robot
>>35630846
>he doesnt insert beer in his anus through a syringe to get drunk
You will never make it. Period.