What's your ideal life like? I'd marry a businessman

>>35630738
>start the politician genocide and the benign dismantling of society
>become revered as savior of mankind
>spend rest of life with reconciled highschool sweetheart/childhood friend
>have 20 kids

>>35630738

Sounds like the plot to "Montenegro". Are you going to get bored and run off with an Eastern European gypsy too?

Are you a girl(female)? I'm pretty close to that description. In fact I'm on a business trip right now, and returning to Europe tomorrow.

>>35630911
Yes. Where do you travel? What's your business?

>>35630904
Gypsies have aids.

>>35630969
I work in finance, doing programming type of stuff. I'm in Asia now. Travel pretty often.

What can you bring to the table? Describe why you would make a good wife?

>>35630969

Well, they didn't when that movie came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mEeOeEMh8

>>35631063
I wouldn't make a good wife. I am, frankly, a depressive turd on legs.

Oh well.

>>35631098
Ah, too bad. So you want what you can't have? Because the traveling businessman can be picky about what kind of a girl he picks.

Are your problems just mental? Or are you fat as well?

>>35631145
Mental. I'm the type of person who will likely end up in a mental ward one day. I'm vulnerable, paranoid and generally sad. But that's r9k for ya. I wasn't really looking for a date anyways, just daydreaming.

>successful career in medicine (leaning on infectious disease right now)
>be too useful/smart for the hospital to fire me
>solve some kind of "unsolvable" problem (maybe this one is a bit unrealistic)
>lose like 100lbs
>get married to a beautiful lady
>adopt kids (I don't want them to get my disease)
>raise them to be strong members of society
>have a job that doesn't bore me to death and pays my medical bills
>live comfortably - not paycheck to paycheck
>be in as little pain as possible
>try not to die/end up in ICU before 60

>>35630738

And while hes away providing for you, you fuck as many muslim refugees as possible right?

>>35631314
Ideally I'd help him out with stuff. Maybe I'd run a little internet business of my own.

>>35631314
When he'd be in other countries I'd be traveling with him.

>>35631236
I'm more of a Chad (hey, traveling for business) but I've become intrigued with the idea of taking in a broken fembot and using her as a sex toy and maid. You are fully submissive when it comes to sex, right?

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heroin addicted punk singer
make one legendary album
band breaks up
overdose one week later 21 years old
kinda already on my way lol

>>35631440
I'd most likely be too depressive and vulnerable to go with such an arrangement. Without constant emotional support I'm a wreck; being used as a sex toy would break me more.

>>35631440
If I wanted to be a sex toy or a maid I'd travel the world myself and just bang random guys who can afford it, that's hardly a unique opportunity..

>>35631521
I'm a random guy who can afford it. You'll be my sex toy and maid now?

>>35631488
Sounds great. I'll break you even more and then in the end kick you to the curb. That's what you actually want right?

>>35631570
Nigga. I'm not sane. If I end up slitting my throat in the hotel room because my mental health gets worse you'll be stuck with the cleaning bills.

>>35630738
>Be married to a qtpi
>Live in a big city
>Have a beautiful loyal daughter who I will protect from everyone else
>Teach her math and physics and chemistry and shit like that
>Have her marry an honor roll handsome boy (white)
>Discuss math, physics and psychology with daughter's bf and her
>Have bf marry her
>Live happy and have them visit for Thanksgiving and Christmas and whatever other holiday shit people visit for.

>>35631600
Start teaching her that stuff young. Kids learn best when they're tiny. And send her to an Ivy League college, there are lots of smart handsome boys there.

I just want to marry a nice girl, have a few children, work hard to support them, and live in a nice, stable society without FUCKING COMMIES everywhere.

>>35631594
If you promise to first put a layer of plastic on the carpet, I'm fine with that.

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>>35631635
>Implying that will ever in a million years happen to me

>>35630738
>recover
>study/make music and start painting again/both
>make enough money to live comfortably
>rent a nice inner city place
>meet creative qt
>nise.

not really thinking about my 30s