Need a trap that lives in 757 area. I am 6' 2" and

>>35629953
I have $500 in cash as well as the outfit so you don't have to worry about that.

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Can I record it?

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>tfw 6ft
> will never be below 5'5
>will always be a tall CD instead of a real trap

Too much for me

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>>35629997
Sure, I'll record it if it actually happens.

>>35629999
yeah you can't be our Megumin


but you can still post lewd pics of yourself

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i live in Newport News, tell me where you fucking faggots live so I can come over and beat y'alls ass

>>35630043
Not tonight, I'm feeling sad now. Besides I already did in another thread earlier.

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>>35630091
Fuck off nigga I'm just tryna get my dick wet

>tfw all you want to do is explode into megumin

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>>35630264
I feel ya my man. I've saved up for quite a bit to get this and really ready to get Megumin for real.

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>>35630103
i hope you don't feel bad about your height, you can still cosplay Darkness as I own your tight ass from behind

>>35630295
We should meet up when we get a Megumin and all do a group session and tape it for our bois.

>>35630279
How much did you save up?

>>35630411
$500, like I said in the post. I've also been nofap for about a month and a half

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>>35629953
im cute and skinny but im like 5'10 so that sucks for me :((

>>35630449
I can still make some compromises. Send some pics if you want.

>>35630448
Pic of the cosplay outfit?

>>35630595
This is the one I have.
http://www.ezcosplay.com/kono-subarashii-sekai-ni-shukufuku-o-megumin-cosplay-costume.html

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>>35630295
R-really you'd do that for me?

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>>35630449
let's see how cute...

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>>35630706
of course i would, do you live anywhere near 757 ?

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>>35630781
I live about a day away b-but I can drive! I-I'll do whatever you want!

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i'm 5'5" with a lil chub in this pic :((
am i still a valid candidate?

>>35630936
Yeah definitely, send some info.

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>>35630926
you tryna get deep dicked by 2 dudes you barely even know? honestly we're down

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>>35630970
For real. We are actually down.

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>>35630970
Of course! That may be all I've ever wanted. You can add me on kik here: Tunul I'm at work or I'd post photos as well

>>35629953
I would've been happy to oblige, too bad I'm in 770

>>35631055
Nice, I hit you up

>>35631210
how far would you be willing to go to meetup and do you got pics?

>>35629953
>>35630331
>>35630449
>>35630926
>>35630936
>>35630970
>>35631210
>>35631055
>>35631244
>>35631485

Any non disease ridden loose ass whore cutie bois in 503? Pretty much the opposite of quoted?

Long term daddy/boyfriend sort looking.

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>>35629953
>don't live near there
>Really want to dress up like Megumin, not even necessarily for lewd things
>no money and live with people

Fug. Where did you get it?

>>35631611
>>35630636
here is the link here

>>35631210
how tall desu fampai?

>>35631679
Geez, that's a lot. I admire your devotion, anon. Hopefully I can get my own one day

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I'm cute and feminine but I'm 5'8 ;~;
>Tfw will never be a short trap

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>>35631611
can imagine how fun it would be to do a photo shoot of you in cosplay
but i think squeezing your cute body into the costume would be the most exciting part and i dont know if i could stop myself from being lewd

>>35631738
>503
5'7", 115lb, Asian

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>>35632041
do you have pics? if you don't feel ok sending them here do u got kik?

>>35632099
lol had 503 in my clipboard.
like I said earlier, I'm in 770

>>35632099
holy shit that sounds pretty fucking good
are you comfortable posting pics

Wtf do these 757 770545 111 etc numbers mean? Is it a Canada thing?

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>>35632178
they're 3 digit prefixes to American phone numbers
google "(### area code) and it lists all the cities that are associated with it.

if you don't know what i'm talking about you're probably not nearby :((

>>35630091
>tommy hillfigger underwear
you can pretend you don't get your ass fucked all you want

>>35632121
I don't have pics atm, but if you have Kik I'll add you

>>35632117
Wanna share cosplays if I'm 678/404

>>35632279
Sounds fun! I don't have much at the moment though. My house burned down a couple years ago.

>>35632308
Are couch surfing? I have transportation if u want to

>>35632248
Oh I'm 562, didn't make the connection

>>35632277
yeah my kik is jcrawford997 and i think there is a group chat with people from this thread but OP went to bed already :(

>>35632329
I appreciate the thought, but I've got transportation

>>35632395
Neat. Any contact info

fug i've been awake since 6am on friday helping my Mom move

if this thread manages to not die add one of the kiks posted in the read and they'll prob reply to you sunday morning

>>35632041
5'8" is definitely short. Don't let the manlets of this board trick you.

>>35632432
Kik CharismaShark

>>35631571
503 like oregon?

>this is a gay ass thread but i'm going to finish browsing it because that's what a man does

>>35632077
G-Geez, anon...

I think I would really like that too. I hope it looks good on me when I try it eventually...

>>35630091
>Newport News
you work for the shipyard?

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>>35630091
i-is that really you

please don't hurt me

>This is my fantasy and would love to do it
>I live in the UK

>mfw this thread probably works, troll or not

You're a man, not a woman. The fact that you're even considering responding to this is a testament to your masculine sex drive. Ever see a "tfw no gaybro boyfriend" thread? No, because fags fuck the shit out of each other by reason of pure convenience.

>>35634131
Then why are so many hot guys gay?


Also, no one really cares