You think being a woman is all compliments and life on easy mode

>>35629568
That's great I thought you were going to tell us about the constant gnawing anxiety springing from fears of inadequacy modern life has dropped on women, but you chose to tell us about something easily solved with a couple of seconds wardrobe adjustment.

Me next
>sitting on your balls

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>when your entire social role involves taking fiscal responsibility for 3 or more people and if you dont you are a loser scumbag

>all women have to do is stay somewhat skinny and have decently behaved children

No i'm happy being single thank you very much. Fuck girls they are icky.

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>>35629653
>Under boob sweat
>Vaginal discharge pouring down your legs in public
>Farting while on period

Men have no idea how bad we have it.

>>35629780
>pouring down your legs
do you not wear panties?

>>35629878
It soaks through them .

>>35629780
Please senpai
>hairs trapped in your urethra
>shaving
>penis inspection day

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>>35629568
>when the metal clip of your bra stabs your tit
men will never know such pain

>>35630017
>Hairs trapped in urethra and vaginal canal
>shaving legs, vagina, butthole. arms ON A DAILY BASIS
>Vaginal inspection day at the doctors propped up with all the interns looking

>>35629568
>out in public
>look at hands, nails look dirty
>realize i've scratched my pussy while sleeping, dried period blood stuck under every single nail

just girly things, am i right ladies?

tl;dr Chad didn't pay attention to me today so I'm depressed

>>35630089
I know that feel hun.

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>>35630133
What the fuck

Delete this

>>35630113
>Implying you have to shave at all to get a bf

>>35630113
>butthole shaving
Now you're making shit up.

a few nights ago i dreamt about marrying my husbando and having an apartment in the city

i hate cities

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>tfw tyronne's 10 lb baby wants out
hold me gals

>>35630227
never had a pap smear in my fucking life but yeah asshole shaving is a thing
it's really fucking difficult because there are hairs RIGHT in the crack and i'm considering nairing it to shit

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hey men, ever take a 10 pound shit?
Now imagine an entire baby coming out of your asshole and tell me you know pain.

>>35630316
Why shave your asshole?

>>35630133
post period blood nails

>>35630358
At least you get something out of it
72727281o

>>35630413
>period blood nails
my faorite death metal band!

>>35629711
Don't forget all the terrible female choices you have to subsidise with your tax dollars!

>>35630133
holy fuck true
>>35630227
>men think woman's buttholes are hairless

>>35630487
>>men think woman's buttholes are hairless

oh yea well women get memorized by how our balls move around

>>35630113
>shaving vagina and buthole

Anon pls don't, the hair traps the most wonderful scents.

>>35630390
makes me feel pretty and delicate

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What's the female equivalent to this?

>>35630560
is your dick okay
does that hurt

>>35630560
REEEEEEE STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE
I don't like this penor

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>>35630647
The only thing that hurts is the loneliness.

>>35629568
I've been a woman and a man, women are living on easy mode.

Hell, I'm just barely passable, I'm not as masculine as I want to be and I already see a significant difference. Stop complaining roastie.

>>35630560
vaginal dryness

>>35630560
Actual roastie lips.

>>35629568
What the fuck kinda complaint is this? Go unstuck them in the bathroom you simple cunt

I can top that
>Dick got stuck in my zipper again

>>35630560
Female genital mutilation and a severely keratinized clit

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>>35630766
But than she won't have an excuse to complain on the internet!

when girls wipe after a poo do they sometimes get poo near the vag hole?

>>35630829
Yes. How far up the balls do men poo go?

>>35629568
omg girl just buy new underwear wtf

>>35630829
They always wipe front-to-back for that exact reason.

>>35630850
we dont get poo near our balls unless its like chocolate milk liquid shit and it gets everwhere

>>35630802
>male circumcision is totally okay and you're gross if you're against it
>female circumcision is genital mutilation and you're an evil monster if you support it

What did the jews mean by this?

>>35630517
mesmerized?
i guess that's true but they are like lava lamps wtf

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>>35630687

Haha dude what the fuck how can you be this retarded?
Life is hard because you are a tranny, a barely passable one at that as you said yourself.
Pic related

>>35631228
I haven't been called faggot yet. I pass for most people, I only fail when I'm not wearing thick clothes and binders.

>>35629568
women are truly disgusting whores. You get horny for so easily. I bet you also go out with a buttplug in your ass.

>>35629568
Just wear briefs instead of that stringy shit girls always opt for.

Ask a random dude to fuck you in the car and keep it a secret. If single and straight they will always have sex....if a guy did this he'd be led away in handcuffs. You have freedom, check your privilege and enjoy it.

>>35629780
>>Vaginal discharge pouring down your legs in public
Fuck,is that real? I am starting to think that I don't want a gf. Girls are gross.

>>35629568
>tfw your underwear get's stuck between your vagina lips and the friction constantly makes your horny all day but you can't adjust them

that's pretty hot. I wonder if there's a doujin out there like it?

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>>35630113
>>35630529
>>35630227
>>35630316
>>35630559
1 word: Nair
Pic related

>>35631792

Well yeah... lots of girls do that. Um?

>>35630017
>joking about penis inspection day when women actually do have to get their vaginas inspected on a regular basis

>>35632561
there's nothing requiring you to get a pap smear unless you have a horrible condition or need to go on birth control

>>35630358
lmao no one is forcing you to have children.

This thread delivers

>>35629568
You don't have a vagina. Boipucci doesn't count.

>>35630358
>a literal entire human rubbing against my prostate
That would make me cum so hard.

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>>35633345
A lot of women actually orgasm when giving birth.

If you didn't make your mom orgasm, you were a failure from the start and there's a reason she didn't raise you properly.

Fembots please stop shaving you bodies. I want the hairs to preserve your feminine aroma.

>>35630316
let me pluck them with my teeth

>>35630687
post clit cuntboy

>>35629568
>DUDE I'M LIKE TOTALLY MORE OPPRESSED THAN YOU LMAO

It's funny how robots love to turn their misery into a competition. Kinda like SJW's always argue about who's the least privileged group among them