>tfw gf has IBS and is super immature >she literally fart/sharts

don't do it anon
you can't fake it, you either enjoy them or your don't
she's going to want you to change her, and your disgust is going to give the game away

t. diaper fetishist

>>35628265

This is what happens when you date mentally challenged people, anon. I know they're easy, but you gotta have standards.

why are you dating an idiot?

just tell her you don't find it funny and it's fucking gross and annoying erewrewregetrwy fuck wtf

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>>35628338
This pretty much explains what my birthday last month was like

>>35628265
So she makes your food, sets it down, squat over it, and farts and giggles? She takes the time off her days farting and shitting on your things? If I was you I'd be pissed. Good thing I'm not you. I really want to be a friend of you guys so I can see your gf's antics of her farting on your food, your clothes, your computer, and your face while you're sleeping. I would just point and laugh at you while you get angry and irritated on being shitted on (literally). I would also laugh at your gf's immatureness. It would be like watching two retarded toddlers.

>>35628572
It's not always shart. I swear though she can shart on command. A few times I forced her stay on the toilet until her bowels are completely evacuated.

>>35628636
>I swear though she can shart on command.
>A few times I forced her stay on the toilet until her bowels are completely evacuated.

I say, how ghastly.

Is she a thicc type? This sounds amazing in fantasy, but I'd probably flip my shit if this was really happening to me senpai

>>35628265
>choosing to stay with an idiot

You either talk to her and tell to grow because the house it's not a kindergarden or get your stuff and move out.
>Being this sub of a shitting woman

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>>35628265
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hahahahah EPIC HAHAH so good ahahhaHHAAhahahah lol LOL lmao HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHhahahaH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Include me in the /r/4chan screencap please

Just break up with her, out of all the fetishes to try and fake, diapers are expensive. You could be spending up to $340 a month on diapers assuming she stays in it the whole time. Even then she will just torture you by making you change her. She will prolly still shit on your food too.

Source on diaper prices: I'm also a diaper fetishest.

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WHY the fuck does this give a boner

WHY?

>>35629898
I stopped asking why to that question a long time ago.

>>35630013
this
at best you can come up with what you think is causing the boner, but you could be completely wrong

>>35628265
Your girlfriend isn't Asian by any chance? I knew a guy in Korea who had a girlfriend that constantly farted on him expecially his face. We would be playing a game and you would hear his girlfriend fart into the mic.