I want to become a robot boy's plaything. I want so badly

you need to have a pussy for that, op.

>>35627141
Dont make me post more trap songs

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how fat are you
origanle

Every board has a photo filter

>>35627141
You are a trap aren't you? Pretty damn sure you are.

>>35627141
okay you can be mine.

yeah, that ain't happening until people see pics

>>35627141
>i want a beta provider

>>35627141
If you have a vagina and are not fat then I might be interested

>>35627141
are you a actual female (girl) and live around KY or TN?

>>35627167
>>35627180
>>35627169
I am biologically female

>>35627176
>>35627279
I am pretty fat

>>35627407
The state I live in borders one of those states, so I would say yes I live "around" there.

>>35627187
can you take care of me? or are you just saying that?

height/weight? white?

>>35627489
do you have a stinky butt?

>>35627520
I am white, I am tall and fat and I'm not giving out any numbers

>>35627529
I mean, I think it probably smells like most people's butts, stinky when unwashed.

>>35627141
That is what we used to offer, that package has expired unfortunately, now we have the "go crawl back to Chad" package, the "fuck a landwhale cockblocker dyke friend" package and "just missed it read a romantic novel cunt" package
Thank 3rd wave feminism for fucking it up for you, welcome to 2017 where women act like thugs and expect not to get their asses kicked in public, maybe some time after feminism has finally been officially denounced in public we can try to make a new deal for you but right now the situation says you're fuuuucked grill

>>35627550
>stinky when unwashed
be my gf and never wash it

>>35627550
fuck off fatty

fat girls aren't human

>>35627597
Okay it seems like you are the only taker so
post contact info?

>>35627709
>seems like you are the only taker so
I'm from the other side of the world

>>35627962
>tfw no robot bf from the other side of the world to take me away from this place and keep me extra safe in a place where I don't know anyone and who would teach me his culture so I could make his parents proud of him
That's a feel

>>35627141
so you really don't want to work for a living, is that it?

Why dont you wanna share yourself?

If You're Expecting negativity, just heard yourself for what may come. Since you're fishing for positivity though, you have to put a line out or no one will catch the bait.

The whole point of 4chan is images, share your image with us. There is literally nothing shameful in doing so and it will only further your goals in this instance.

>>35627668
Leave the dehumanizing for ppl that need it.

Fat girls, at worst, need to be daily bomborded with health benefiting tips that tear away at their false sense of complacency with life.

Crack a different whip

>>35628043
I actually can't work
I'm getting short term disability payments right now from my last employer while I wait on ssd
They would literally rather pay me 60% wage to stay at home and do nothing rather than pay me full wage to keep coming to work
I can keep a part-time job, but working full-time is way too much stress and I end up just leaving my job because I can't face it anymore, it becomes debilitating

>>35628071
I just don't want to become a meme, for everyone with good intentions there are two more who will take any picture I post and spread it around and make me into a laughing stock, I just don't think that is what I want, surely you understand

I figure if I found someone at all interested then we could talk in private and I would share pictures then.

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I'd take you up in a heartbeat if I wasn't a fucking loser who lived with his family.

Yet another opportunity I've missed.

>>35628071
this

how fat is "fat" tho? need height and weight measurements we can't backtrace you over simple descriptions
there's chubby
chubby/fat with a qt face
standard belly fat
then there's shitty fat, no tits and a chris farley ass
then fucking obese

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I want this, but I'm a guy and want a girl to buy me. I couldn't care what she does to me short of permanent mutilation.

I'll never be good at doing anything beyond basic house cleaning and not talking.

Holy Shit Lose fucking weight its not that fucking hard for Fuck Sake.

>>35628200
if I had to describe myself I would say
big belly, nice ass, ugly/no tits, long legs, arms disproportionately fatter than the rest of me, 7/10 face without makeup (don't wear it)

but I have been going to the gym, so at least there's that

>>35627141
What country? If you don't live where I do not interested

>>35628167
Okay, where where do you live?

Let's pass that info and get to fucking

>>35628289
I can help you to not be a complete Loser at Life

>>35628289
ok

sooo what's wrong with you mentally

>>35628037
>teach me his culture
I'm Australian, I wouldn't need teach you much

>>35628355
I live in the Midwest, Indianapolis specifically

>>35628369
Are you good at life? I mean, can you really say you can teach me? You don't even know me, what if I'm hopeless?

>>35628167
>>35628289
In all seriousness, would you be willing to relocate to Texas?
I've been working so much for so long that I haven't had time for dating and desu, I'm probably really bad at it. I'm legit interested.

>tfw plenty of good guys feel this devoted to their women and will never find a woman to devote to
>tfw it takes a woman to be undesirable to even begin to feel this sense of devotion

you sound stupid AND dumb

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>>35628167
I don't think posting a single picture of your face on a huge image board full of peoples pictures wood make you suddenly become a meme.

If anything it'll cut a lot of the bull shit out of the thread and get people to instantly jump one way or another. Just a simple picture of your face is enough, maybe a separate photo of your naked body without your face would also do. If you don't give us anything to run on we're just going to lose interest.

Well, besides the absolute betas who will orbit you forever

>>35628384
You will need to keep me safe from bugs I'm legitimately terrified of everything except moths

>>35628380
Everything, more or less
I promise though as long as I feel loved nothing bad will happen

>>35628419
I would go anywhere that I have a chance at being happy, I don't have much of a preference as long as there's someone who will help me and keep me safe. is your name Tim?

post a pic of you feet OP (soles)

>>35628509
meh I wouldn't post face on here but a non lewd body pic won't nobody save or be meme material

>>35627141
Imagine if this was real and you could contact the girl, get to know her and get a gf.
Just imagine if it were so easy. What a nice world.

Too bad, though.

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>>35627141
>I will do any fetish shit he wants.

if that means letting me suck on your sweaty waxed armpits then I'm in

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1. Are you a virgin
2. Would you date a fellow fat person

>>35628547
No ma'am, it's not. I guarantee that I've never posted my name here.
I make a good living, earning around 6 figures as an IT professional. However, I'm hella fat and bald.

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>>35628289
>big belly, nice ass

>>35627141
Is this the response to the Anon who said he achieved financial success but still has no gf?

>>35627141
You're insecurity and clinginess would annoy most people (robot or not) in the long run.

You'd make an awesome girlfriend for a few years though

>>35628410
Yes I can teach you, Listen to me

Everyone I have been around to influence has a better Life and made better choices because of me

You will be lucky to speak with me I am giving you a chance

>>35628613
>>35628547
Just do it. I want you two ugly people to fug and be happy.

op you better post a throwaway because mods are going to 404 this shit

>>35628581
1. No
2. Yes

>>35628613
Sorry, I've only heard of a guy called that from Texas, apparently he pumps and dumps girls from this board and works construction, I just didn't want to get myself involved with that guy.

I don't care what you look like as long as you are kind and loving to me. We could lose weight together since I have been working on that.

>>35628556
That is literally the point of this thread
Why are you talking like that

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>>35628876
>1. No

W
O
W

ORIG

>>35628876
Because it's not real, bro. It'd be nice if it was, but it's all fiction. Oh well.

>>35628725
So talk to me, then, I want to know what you have to say

>>35628719
>for a few years
I want a forever boyfriend or nothing.

>>35628751
Alright, I'll post this as a throwaway email
[email protected]

Anyway, for everyone freaking out about pictures, here's a picture of me from a couple weeks ago at the Planet Fitness I go to
I'm fatter than it looks like.

>>35628969
Cant handle a non virgin on r9k?

>>35628876
Aight, if you're for real. Drop me a line at my email above. I'll want a time stamped picture of you or communications will cease.

>>35629029
>isn't a virgin

I just don't get it

>>35628876
Didn't include email :x.
[email protected]

>>35628289
>7/10

don't believe you
orgyinal

>>35629030
What's even the point if she isn't a virgin?

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>>35629029
We appreciate you taking the time out of your life to try and improve yourself. You should be commended in every regard for this.

That being said, I honestly was expecting you to be a much larger ham Beast. You look like you have a decent figure still and if you keep working you can get a nice fit body.

>>35628289
>nice ass
post it

>>35628289
>no tits
>big belly

HAHAHAHAHA

fat girls with no tits are absolute vomit

>>35628876
Goddamn autocorrect.
[email protected]

OP, do I have to be white?
If not, then I will seriously gf right now and fly you to NYC.

>>35629146
nvm, just read that you aren't a virgin

>>35629081
>>35629137
>>35629059
I emailed you using GM

>>35629100
I am trying to work on it but it's just hard
with my life in the shitter, no job and no one who cares about me it's hard to still want to get anything accomplished
I literally need someone else to even want to be alive

>>35629120
no ty I don't want to post nudes or lewds on the internet

>>35629232
How many guys have you had sex with? Casual?

>>35629029
Damn, OP looks like THAT?

>>35627550

Post some contact info, I sound like just your guy. I'm 6'4 and very dominant. Give us a place to talk and I promise I'll bring you to your knees in an hour flat.

>>35629294
I did post contact info here >>35629029

>>35629279
I deleted the picture because I'm nervous to have a picture of me on the internet
sorry

>>35629269
I've never had casual sex only with a boyfriend.

>>35627141
sent ya an email

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>>35629364
>I deleted the picture because I'm nervous to have a picture of me on the internet
>sorry

>>35629232
I feel it. You have needs.

It may be hard, but don't give up. If nothing else just maintain. Try to find Solace and happiness in maintaining if you aren't able to push for actual gains. There's nothing wrong with that

>>35629417
oh come on, don't be like that, I knew I was wrong to trust you guys with a picture
why do it? pls delet

>>35629433
I'm doing my best, I really am.

yeah women can't be robots as this thread proves yet again.

mods should make a autob& word filter for anything related to female, woman, women, girl, gurl, gril, fembot posts

just have a vagina and males will throw themselves at you, it's literally that simple. I might just neck myself, I think this thread might be my threshold about how fucked male robots are

>>35629486
hate to break it to you but even if you delete it pics still get saved in the archive regardless.

no ones going to care tho it's a random pic

>>35629486
Nonvirgin, boyfriend, etc.

>>35629417
fuck how the hell did you get so fat?

>>35629521
just delete it, I don't know why you have to come in and be a shit like this, I just want to find someone to connect with
please delete it, I can't deal with this

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>>35629492
>fembot gets robots
>robot threatens self destruction

Hanging a robot won't do any good. You need to take a fork to a outlet or drop a toaster in the bathwater.

>>35627550
>Completely anonymous
>won't give out height an weight

uhhh... Fuck off

>>35629617
wasn't me bae I was just stating how this site works. honestly it's one pic with nothing revealing, if you don't make a big deal out of it no one will even save it.

now git the fuck off my board i hope you find a nice robot to live a quiet life with roastie attention whore

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>>35627141

[email protected]

Will fulfill your request as long as you are willing to lose weight and keep it off. I've lost 150+ myself, I'll help you, but you have to promise to marry me and be my eternal robot waifu in return.

>>35627141
Where do you live OP? I wouldn't do a LDR but if you're in California I'm down.

>>35627141
You're gonna have to post a pic.

How do you feel about marrying a 23 year old?

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>>35628876
>1. No
>mfw
at least you can stop eating like a pig and do some exercise and lose fat but you can't get your virginity back
Dropped for being a slut.

>>35628289
I want to torture you with exercise.
I want to make you get in shape and loose weight.

>>35629486
That image doesn't have your face.
Of all the images on the internet this is the tamest and there is nothing wrong with it.
If anyone found it from your personal life they would think nothing of it.
When you uploaded it to 4chan all location data was removed. All we can gather from that picture is that you work out at planet fitness.
If you were my gf I'd make you go to lifetime fitness and get /fit/
Planet fitness is where fat people go to stay fat.

>>35630123
I want to get /fit/ too obviously
you and
>>35630038
>>35630092
could all stand to read the thread

>>35630207
I know, but it just makes me really fucking nervous
surely you understand

anyway PF is all I could afford since not working recently
I took advantage of the new year special where you pay $1 down plus the regular ten per month
I've lost like 30 lbs so far so it's obviously working, though I've had a pretty strict regimen

>>35630381
Has the alarm on the wall gone off while you were there?
I also want to congratulate you on your weight loss.
What type of exercises have you been doing?
I'd make you do squats to get a thicc butt.

If you had children how would you raise them?

>>35630381
Would you date a half black guy?

>>35630467
I've been doing a modified version of P/P/L
I added core exercises to pull day
and have been doing squats and abs every day
plus 5 days cardio on top of the strength training

It's hard to say about kids. I had a bad childhood. I would want to read a lot on the subject. I think spanking or any physical punishment for kids is out of the question. I would probably want them in public school through primary and middle school and then maybe homeschool them after that because most public high schools in America are shit.

I would be really careful to raise non-fucked-up children because my mom was not careful like that and raised three really-fucked-up ones.
I am not like a GMO-hating hippie but I think the fewer chemicals and shit I can expose my children to the better, would use filtered water over tap, and would like to do home canning and homemade food as much as possible.

>>35630582
If he wasn't ghetto and didn't act like a nigger and also had the good half of the genes, sure.
I really don't want to raise mixed-looking kids and I'm definitely not interested in any ghetto swag 420 lmao coked up nigger.

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>>35628384
>I'm Australian
Triple kek

>>35630788
I'm basically a regular half black guy with a job and apartment. I don't do drugs or smoke. I mainly play drums and vidya in my free time. I should be going back to school soon now that I'm situated living on my own.