Just lost my virginity to a trap. There's poop on my dick

>>35626305
That sounds hot. How did you meet? Were they good looking?

No

You're still a virgin

It doesn't count

You're just gay now

>>35626305
What the fuck op, poopdick isnt supposed to happen, that trap must have been lazy and didnt bother douching

>>35626305
>her

Congrats man but you are gay

>>35626305
Fucking a passing trap isn't gay OP. If they looked like a man though...

>>35626321

They passed enough that our waiter was visibly confused when her ID had a male name. We got drinks and fucked in the woods o:

>>35626336

It was only a tiny amount. She took a bath and deep cleaned.

>>35626369
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt

And yeah I'm probably gay now but at least I'm no longer a virgin. Being a fag is fine with me

>>35626401
Wait you guys just fucked in the woods? That seems odd. You gonna fuck them again?

>>35626419
>fucks a trap
>thinks he's gay

nah, unless you'd fuck a man that didn't look like a girl, you're not gay.

>>35626419
You're not gay you're prision gay like 95% of this board. If a cute girl offered to be your gf you would brake that crossdressing man's arm for it.

>>35626305
Damn that sucks, poop on the dick.

Traps are nice. Be careful about calling them traps offline though, some take offense to it even though we know it's a compliment. Mine was only 5'2, small breast buds, almost like loli tits. Luckily /s/he sounded like a regular girl, been on hormones for awhile. Was fun bouncing "her" on my dick like an oversized cocksleeve.

>>35626450
Neither could host :( had to do the deed somewhere

>>35626518
Sounds like you're just using them as sex dolls.

>>35626305
How did you meet them? I've been considering doing the same.

>>35626518
Where did you meet her? I want a loli tgf.

>>35626580
That's all she wanted, she literally said treat me like a whore or something I'll take a screenshot of the message. Apparently she was bored of her normal fuckbuddy and like me rare Pepe

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>>35626305
Where to meet them OP?
You pay for it or was it a hook up?
I'm super ugly so they'd probably make me pay either way. Or just refuse me.

>>35626650
I mean you could always get a ugly tranny to fuck you even if you were ugly.

>>35626518
How tall are you? Please greentext or share one of your sessions with her, it sounds very erotic.

>>35626305
>There's poop on my dick
How can it be if you used a condom?

>>35626305
OP please let us know where to find a passable trap to fuck.

>>35626305
sorry senpai that's gay and you didn't lose your virginity

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>>35626795
Are all homos virgins then?

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where the heck do i find a trap gf reeee

>>35626745
Didn't. I'm a virgin and she got tested a few weeks earlier so hopefully I don't have aids :^))

>>35626773
Grindr, surprisingly

so now instead of just being a virgin, you're a really gay virgin with a smelly dick

>>35626944
It's hard to get aids when unless you're the one receiving unless you ate their cum or something

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> There's poop on my dick

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>>35626305
You can only lose your virginity to a vagina, you idiot.

>>35626528
>Neither could host :( had to do the deed somewhere
why didn't you just get a cheap motel?

>>35626650
There are plenty of traps who look nice and are desperate/anti social. If that fails then you can always just find traps that are not that pretty they are very common, but alot of traps are mentally retarded and just want attention, so if you give them that your set.

have fun with the UTI faggot. Hope it was fun banging a dudes shaved asshole LOL

>>35626938
Finland <3

>>35626725
>>35626650
>>35626617
sorry i typed a whole greentext thing but i exceeded the text limit, idk how to greentext for shit, always ends up being too long so

tl;dr checked cragislist during a weekday because had house to myself, normally this only happens on weekends. turns out during the weekdays it isn't a sellers market you could say, if you're patient you can get what you want if you catch them in time and have a big juan. this was my first time hanging out with her and maybe the last since she doesn't reply to my texts hardly ever, if you're ugly it doesn't matter as long as your cock is big. i'm 5'10 about, and this person was literally tiny. never saw her dick in person, she showed me a pic of it hard and said she topped someone for the first time recently. she came a few times i came once wearing a magnum condom(tm) in her butt.

so yeah, just check during weekdays and not on weekends, literally everyone in the world is trying to nut on weekends so it the traps can pick and choose, but weekdays everyone is busy pretty much. i'll post pics from my phone as well!

>>35626305
Just so you know, you haven't lost your virginity. Your gay virginity maybe but that doesn't count because homosexuals are not natural

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>>35627205
Also yeah Grindr works.
Pic#1, the boypuss

>>35626938
>>35627196
RL traps are fucking hons, don't do it bro it's not worth it
Also Finland? really nigger you couldn't come up with Sweden or is it already a Caliphate because the faggots went rampant with hugsies?

>>35627205
Come on senpai, tell us what lewd things you did to her, I want to hear about a loli boy getting dominated.

>>35627265
muslims don't like faggots, all Swedish traps are either dead or hiding

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>>35627265
Pic #2
Not all are hon. The only thing masculine was head shape but that was easily ignored, just the jawline, which can't be seen during head, and lots of sex positions.

>>35627272
posted pics from my phone, i could tell you but i'd rather over an instant messenger that way i can make sure i'm not losing you, i have terrible writing skills

>>35627317
>not all
over 90% of traps these days are fucking hons, and the rest are following suit with time
Seriously all the traps ive seen have been pretty much guys in girls clothing, no amount of make believe will make them look feminine enough to fuck while maintaining a good erection

>>35627317
I would've fucked her too.

>>35627388
In all honesty it's around 70% but believe what you want.

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>>35627411
Or we have different criteria on what we consider hon and what we consider hot
I don't give passable rating to just any dude in a dress, if there are clearly mannish features it's a hon solo type of thing

>>35627391
the vapor i saw when i first walked in wasn't from a vape it turned out to be meth, luckily this was after sex otherwise i wouldn't be able to get hard. she said she doesn't use meth often but fuck that, in a few years she gonna be nasty prob, that's what meth does.

i asked her "what's the catch, you're too good looking of a trap to fuck me" and that was it, meth.

>>35627388
just wait for the ones who are, or find one who can't pass yet and help mold them into a cutie. yes i may be able to get random sex like this a few times a year, but it doesn't help feeling lonely and having nobody to love.

>>35626401
Whoa, you fucked a dude in the wood, dude.

>>35627212
>homosexuals are not natural
literally every animal is bisexuel

>>35627522
Yeah damn that sucks she was actually pretty good looking. Meth will definitely do a number on her in the years to come.

>>35627243
eww you can see the shit in the ass that's fucking disgusting

>>35627391
>her
I don't think so

>>35627317
wtf post a picture of yourself op so we know if we stand a chance or if your just a chad

This is quite gay, as is r9k, gay losers fucking shit asses in the woods. Good work guys.

>>35627608
That's not shit friend

>>35626305
Im sorry for your loss OP
When ever you feel suicidal just go to bed and give it a night

>>35627635
here i'll post a pic from my phone hiding my eyes like pizza does okay
>>35627589
i physically winced when she said that it was meth

gagging her on my cock was fun though. also i forced her down with my hands like it was rape when i was buttfucking her. grabbed her neck and kept her against the floor/bed

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>>35627635
Do you like my lipstick
give me a kiss fgt

>>35627839
theres no hope on this earth, is there

>>35626305
.....you didn't make it, OP. If anything you fell headfirst down the abyss.

>>35627859
so am i chad now?
when can i expect a gf if so

>>35627883
Not as bad looking as some people here.

>>35627688
>That's not shit friend
then what is it?

>>35627243
>Pic#1, the boypuss
wtf i'm straight now

>>35627906
>Not as bad looking as some people here.
post a picture of a bad looking person

>>35626412
Pretty clever anon ill give you that

>>35627906
pls give gf(male)
or tell these hoes i been fucking to let me love them emotionally reeeeeeeee

>>35627963
you wouldn't eat that shitstained pucker?
gayyyyyyyyyyyy

>>35627937
like a minor hemaroid or something from being fucked too much or shitting too hard

>>35627388
>>35627317
>tfw hon
>tfw nobody will love you not even robots

i want to fucking die

Getting shit on your dick comes with the territory.
lel
wash it off and deal, Anal sex is hot as fuck..

>>35628462
>>35627937
It looks just life fuzz from underwear to me.

>>35628503
I know the feel it sucks