After months of fucking my self with home made household toys

>>35624467
What kind of homemade household toys are we talking about here.
Asking for a friend.

>>35624467
>tfw recently got a little hemorrhoid and it hurts

How do I fix it?

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>>35624499
Things I can put in a sock and then put a condom over.
Hair brush handles, rolling pins, tool handles. My favorite are golf balls.
Tell your friend to be extra careful to make sure the objects are smooth.

>>35624508
Go to the store and get preparation H

12 inches is too big! You should of went with a solid 6-7 one. You're gonna hurt yourself,anon.

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>>35624666
I'm not going to insert it all at once. I got it so I can work up to taking the whole thing and not have to worry about buying a new one for a while.
Plus its a bendy double dong so I can double stuff my self with it eventually.

>>35624715
Can I get a pic of something in your boihole?

>>35624862
No, homo.
I'm also a hairy middle aged man, unlike these pictures.

>>35624715
It'd be better to get a set of them of varying sizes. But I suppose if you're older it doesn't matter as much

>>35624975
I guess that would be true for a beginner. I haven't done anything too extreme but I know my limits from my home made toys.

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Don't fall down the rabbit hole anon

>>35625782
I wanted to get a BD but they're a little out of my price range for a first time buy.
I have a question though.
How do you store them to keep them from getting dirty?
I don't have any drawers in my room. Just baskets where I keep my clothes. I was thinking of just throwing it under there.

>>35626234

Well silicone is a fucking dust magnet, but they can easily be washed and such. I just keep mine in a drawer.

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>>35624467
>you will never be as cute as a Po-Ju boy
>you will never have cute Po-Ju boytoy