How did you spend prom night? >A bottle of vodka and marathoning

Can't remember, whatever it was it was completely insignificant though. Just any other night. Probably masturbated in the shower.

No way could I have been getting bottles of vodka at 17. Gotta have friends for that.

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Cried as even the ugliest kids at my school went and had fun while i stayed home and played rainbow six siege

>>35622963
>rainbow six seige
>in high school
so many younglings on /r9k/

>>35622963
you had fun
they had artificial fun

>>35622914
>law and order
every episode is about le strong and independent female fbi agent trying to catch the guy that "raped" a stupid cunt that drank to much, had sex and regretted it

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>>35622914
>Went without a date and sat next to my two only highschool friends who had dates
our prom didn't have the same kind of stigma around as I'm not American so it wasn't all bad

>>35622914
>cutfag dick unironically looks like a desert
ayy lmao

>>35622914
I drank too much at the after party, spent all night outside barfing then walked home as the sun rose.

Got drunk did a load of coke and some lewd stuff with my boyfriend at the time :3

i have no idea, it was just about eleven years ago. i worked at a place that had weddings, proms and company picnics. they had a few proms it seems boring. i had to gave away cotton candy one year. everyone just danced then they announced the queen and king they danced.

>>35622914
Literally cried in a corner at the afterparty after drinking 10 shots of vodka. The girl I went to prom with hooked up with Chad afterwards. It was 6 years ago and ive been a shut-in Neet since.

As a home schooled kid I never had the opportunity.

>>35622914
I had already dropped out at least a year before the prom; it's kind of weird to think about how many "normal" high school things I just completely ignored so that I could be by myself in my room watching anime and playing video games.

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>>35622914
>friends decided to jump in a cab with a group of randoms
>meeting point was in mutual friends house
>intentionally went late because I didn't want to be the first one to show up
>friends were playing a prank on me, I was 1 hour early
>knock on the door
>mutual friend's mum, with her qt daughter getting dressed
>she assumes I am her date, asks questions about me
>Role play a bit to pass the time, pretend that I am her date
>qt comes downstairs
>mum explains what a wonderful bf I am
>she gets confused, then angry
>kicks me out, refuses me a lift
>walk 5 miles to prom
>friends are already there

Odd night, but at least I had practice on how to behave to my future gf's family, and kinda felt what it was like to have a gf

>>35622914
I can't remember. All I know is I didn't go.

My american friends tell me high school is exactly like it is in the movies, only less dancing and more buggery.

Is prom really like this big event that not going to is a mark of shame. Do people beat you with sticks if you don't go, and made to be an example to the youngins coming up before you,

>>35624356
>Do people beat you with sticks if you don't go, and made to be an example to the youngins coming up before you,

lmao what drugs are you on. believing you'll be ridiculed for not going to prom, is like believing the stories before you start big school that the big kids will shove your head down the toilet on your birthday.
to be ridiculed for people for not going to prom, you have to be in contact with those people so they can ridicule you.
our prom was booked in for right after exam season. i wasn't staying on at that school. as soon as i completed my last exam, i peaced the fuck out and 99% of those asshats didn't even see the dust settle in my wake.
good fucking riddance to the lot of em.

>>35622914
It was probably a lot like any other day. In the weeks leading up to it, I remember overhearing a lot of normalfag infighting and petty disputes over dates, dresses, limousines, and people attending parties afterwards, so I was pretty satisfied with my decision to not get involved.

>>35622914
I nervously asked a girl and she said yes
but she started dating another guy the day after and fucked a third guy after dancing with me once, calling me a creep, and telling me to not talk to her again

>>35624442
>lmao what drugs are you on.

British sense of humor.

>>35624356
At my high school, people that didn't attend big school functions like the prom were considered strange and dangerous, but the normals didn't really go out of their way to bother you about it.

>>35624542
you sound like a right tosspot mate just thought i'd let you know.

>>35622914
Went to the prom twice with my then-gf. Fucked her hard afterwards, then snuck out to smoke weed and drink more with my friends.

Honestly, I wish I would have just stayed in and smoked weed and drank with my bros. That bitch really broke my heart and fucked me up for a few years when she cheated on me.

>>35624597
Maybe thinking less would suit you better.

I spent both prom nights alone wishing i was cool enough to know where the partues were. Feels real bad man.

Playing Portal 2 with my buddy

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>>35622963
underage b&
oganoli

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I was at the gym, which was right next to my school for some reason. As I walked there I saw everyone in the parking lot with their prom dates dressed up nicely while I was in gym shorts. I thought my lifting would pay off some day while the stupid normies were busy having fun and doing drugs. But it changed nothing at all and I stopped lifting and lost my gains anyway.

>>35622963
>rainbow six siege
children OUT

>>35623002
Rainbow 6 siege came out over a year ago, he's probably around 19 now.

>>35622914
>told gf I moved in with russian lesbians
>she refused to come with me
>I danced all night with the cute girl in blue dress I had a crush on
>year later, different prom
>end up dressed as japanese schoolgirl
>almost molested by a greek
>he found balls under skirt and ran away
>his discovery lured in a bulgarian
>friends beat his ass before he could really molest me
>best prom nights ever

MY school didnt have one so who fucking cares.

>>35622914

half life 2: deathmatch

>>35622914
Not American so it wasn't the be all end all of my life. I stayed at home and worked on my history assignment. Stole some of my dads whiskey and researched Lawrence of Arabia. Got an A+ on that and the teacher showed it to all the other history teachers. I wasn't a good student at all but when I was interested in something my sperg powers would go into overdrive

>>35624985
Such is life at Moldova High

Spent it on /r9k/ because I had no bf, no friends, and nothing to do.

Still have no friends but 2/3 ain't bad, not even mad

wageslaving instead of hanging around with a 75% black school. Literally only 2-3 white girls in our class worth jerking off too.

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>>35622914
From the look of Jewbook, everyone in my year went except me, even the autistic Chinese kid and the /skelemode/ kid with a face like an alien. Stayed up with a bottle of vodka like you OP, and marathoned some shit anime, I forget exactly what.

I played WoW. I regret nothing, I went to a dance before and it was pretty fucking lame.

>>35622914
I don't even know when it was, so I couldn't tell you. I'm kindof proud of that fact and I wouldn't take back my decisions for how I handled highschool minus not being able to experience teen pussy. Everything else was positive. I wasn't bullied, I experienced no drama, I was simply there and then not.

>>35626404
>>35626383
Uh no. What the fuck are you doing? Is this all a simulation? How many times have I been in this thread in the past?

Please let me out

>>35626489
Welcome to 4chan motherfucker.

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>>35626489
are you ok anon?
oreganolli

>>35626527
I have read those exact posts. For a second I thought they were pasta. Even the images are the same. I am not making this up.

>>35626527
>interrogation marks

>>35622914

I stayed alone in my room, with the doors locked. I wore a stained pair of sweatpants and a dirty t-shirt.

Days before I half threatened, and half negotiated with my korean buddy whose family ran a grocery store to steal some of their beer for me. He complied and I got a big plastic bag of cans that I hid in my room, and I planned to drink it all like some kind of manly emo fag. Unbeknownst to me korean buddy provided me with a big bag of o'douls, which is non-alcoholic beer. I drank and drank until my gut felt bloated, but was not drunk. Only realized the beer was non-alcoholic after like, the third can.

>>35622914
Drinking obsessively and reciting bible passages.
Mostly John.
Then throwing up on the prom queen and going home to try and play CoD.
Then remembering how lonely I am.

>>35626579
Do you have an east american accent

>>35626543
Maybe the same people people tend to use 4chan and post in the same threads. They don't call it a hivemind for nothing.

>>35626543
I am this guy
>>35626383
and I have posted in this type of thread before ("what did you do for prom?"), said the same thing, Maybe I even used that same pic (can't remember). So it's not entirely impossible that you recognize me.

>>35626609
You're just trying to cover up the obvious glitch in the system like always. I'm probably some fucked up experiment or some kind of truman show character

>>35626632
LET ME OUT YOU ALIEN BASTARDS I HATE IT HERE

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>>35626633
You're right motherfucker, I've had you in here for around 25 years now. Enjoy your stay because the reality you could be living in is far worse than this shit hole.

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>>35626602

Yes. How the fuck do you know? Are you a wizard?

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>>35626661
If only it was that easy my friend

>>35626702
Well I'm the same guy that posted
>>35626489

This is getting out of hand