ITT: most awkward moments youve ever been in >friend and

>>35618653
holy shit anon, is the guy alright? id not leave my room for weeks if that happened

>>35618653
>fell over a banana skin in highschool once
>pretty much like in the cartoons

i never really lived that down

>>35618653
>be 15
>youngest in class, so everybody else is 16 and drinking
>get invited to barbecue
>only a few friends
>we have strawberry prosecco, tastes amazing
>barbecue takes some time, I am hungry
>prosecco tastes amazing, drink one bottle by myself
>get into fight after friend punches me in the balls, ree the fuck oit and punch him in the back
>tell people everything they do not want to hear about my "love life"
the rest I only know from being told
>totalmad.jpeg
>run around chasing people, making them afraid
>they convince me to strip, which I do
>somehow, In my boxers I get the idea I need to get off
>idea.webm
>grab cake and push it into my pants, yelling it is the best lube ever
>grap ketchup
>finish in my boxers
I did not even have a hangover, but this pretty much ended my friendship with these people for years
worst thing is I don't remember anything but the moment I cum in my boxers with cake and ketchup on my dick with several girls and guys watching

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>be 17
>drunk and making out with a female friend in an RV
>she leans more towards lesbianism so she doesn't know if she really wants to get dicked down at the moment
>boner getting impatient
>she's still saying shit like "i dunno if i want to" as she bites my lip and grinds against my dick
>say to her "jesus christ, you're just like my brother"
>she stops and laughs
>"wait what?"
>realize what I've just said
>have to explain to her that my brother is extremely indecisive about the most stupid shit and that's why I said it, not because I'm into gay incest
>end up finally putting my dick inside her
>cum in literally a minute
>still thrusting semi-hard to try to recover
>she gets a phone call
>"ay hol up"
>pulls my dick out with her hand
>puts her pants on and continues her phonecall outside

>>35621019
>drunk and making out with a female friend in an RV
aaaand out you go normalfilth

>actually have some kek story to share that might match the autism level of this site
>thread dies, nobody reads it
>feel sad about it instead of relieved
lowest I've sunk in weeks

>>35620919
you have consumed entirely too much internet
run away if you still can

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>senior year of high school
>english class
>entire semester was focused on doing a massive research paper
>we all did lots of work gathering sources, taking notes, writing the essays and presenting them
>teacher said that after all the presentations were done, we should have a little party in the class to celebrate
>some people sign up to bring in food like chips or soda or cookies
>day of the party comes
>one girl actually baked an entire plate of brownies for the whole class
>people take a brownie, then pass the plate to the next seat
>im in the second row
>when the plate gets to me, I stumble and drop the plate and all the brownies go spilling on the floor
>all the work the girl put in those brownies was ruined
>i awkwardly mumble "...sorry.." and scramble to pick them up
>everyone is silent and starting at me
>for some dumb reason i put them all back on the plate and put it on the table at the front of the room
>i say "i'm really sorry" to the whole class. the girl is stone-faced and she's trying not to act too upset
>i go to sit back down and the rest of the class period is agony

>>35621019
would you have preferred her faking it? I mean, this is downright rude, but at least you can spin it as "she thought your ego was big enough to take that hit"

>>35621122
5 second rule?
Shit can happen to everybody, man, that's just bad luck
still, I would not want to be in those shoes

>>35621102
how does this relate to internet?
One of my biggest fears right now is that there are actually people on this board who know me irl, as for somebody who was there this story is basically a mugshot of me screaming "I'm anon!"

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Oh boy.

>Be 16
>Friend volunteers at a church on weekends
>He meets a girl there, who starts hitting on him
>Friend spergs the fuck out and tells her that he has a friend who might be interested
>He texts me later that day trying to push her on me
>She's like a 6/10 and I was fairly desperate so I was down
>Plan to have them over at 9, spend whole day cleaning house in preparation
>anxiety.exe
>Text my friend the whole was as he travels to my house, until he goes blank a few blocks away from my house
>Texts me: "Sorry anon we hooked up in the park next to your house."
>HE STILL INSISTS ON COMING OVER
>MFW
>They come into my house
>Most uncomfortable silence of my life engages
>Friend insists we put on Reservoir Dogs, girl does not enjoy movie
>Texts my friend to say that she feels very uncomfortable, and that she desperately wants to leave
>Girl leaves, with friend, they proceed to hookup more in park

I can no longer watch Reservoir Dogs without physically convulsing.

>>35621122
Shit anon that was painful to read, that sucks my dude.

>when she gets her drink he spills it on her
So did he spill the drink on purpose (like take it from her hand and then spill it on her) or accidentally bump into her and cause the drink to spill? Still slapping someone for spilling your drink is uncalled for

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>>35621414
i hope you still found other people to date anon, unlike me
>mfw

>>35621061
Repost it, anon. I will read it.

>>35621122
lol your whole class was full of fags if they didn't eat that