My roommate has his girlfriend over and I can hear them fucking

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>>35618638
tell them to shut the fuck up and that you're trying to sleep.

that or you can play hentai or porn really fucking loud.

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Try and snap a photo of them doing it.
i promise you it can be amazing materiel to blackmail/get away with something/anything you fucking want.
i promise you won't regret it later on.

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>>35618638
there's only one option anon: become an hero

>>35618867
>guy is fucking his gf in the privacy of his bedroom
>someone takes a picture of the act
>somehow this is blackmail

Are you actually retarded?

Knock on their door a bunch and then when they finally open it, ask to join in while holding a jar of peanut butter and having an obnoxiously large smile

crank some porn and start masturbating audibly

>oh my god your creep roommate is disgusting

maybe, just maybe they'll learn something, but odds are you'll just reflect some of the discomfort back at them

>>35618638
suck his dick obviously

i like that this isn't original