A previously invisible alien suddenly materializes before you.
"Hello human. My name is Zredk from planet Llonoar of galaxy Triomega. We have been researching your fapping and browsing habits. It appears you deviate quite a bit from the norm. Could you please explain this anomaly?"
wat do?
Milfs and creampies are pretty normal your research sucks alien bro.
>>35618267
well you see Mr. Zredk, during the formulative years of most young adults, they form healthy relationships and experiment with each other.
Unlike most others, I spent my formulative years on a digusting website where pictures of feminized men and tentacles were prevalent. This led to me equating arousal with horrific images, as opposed to the normal intercourse between man and woman.
I am also not from this planet. I look to destroy it from within.
its just drawing its okay
t. Space nigger
Back the fuck out
>>35618267
why explain when i can show
>proceed to fuck
>>35618435
"You will regret that human."
*vanishes and materializes behind you*
>>35618267
It's actually much less scary when it's claws pop out.
Little faggot hasn't got shit on me in a physical fight. It's mind powers that makes Grays spooky.
Violently rape the illegal alien
Can I come with you Mr. Zredk? This place is not for me.
ayy lmao
>>35618267
Fuck off dude, seriously..It's none of your business
But it's like the third most common fetish, come on
>>35618267
>wat do?
rape
i run away and demand heavier medication
why did you bother to tell me your planet name and the name your people gave your galaxy as if that would be of any use to me?
>>35618267
Uh. Can you please explain why you're watching me masturbate? Does it turn you on? Because it turns me on knowing you watch me. *unzips pants* Go ahead. Take a sperm sample.
>>35618267
Go fuck yourself grey stop mucking around on my planrt kidnapping children *zap* *zap* burn motherfucker I know you are behind the trap and nigger posting on r9k now go burn all your treaties with the government