Fellow fembots, what are your plans for tonight? I wanna go

A friend of coming over to my place since my parents are going out. Just gonna have drinks and chat I guess.

I'm going on a date with Anon.

He's a very desirable man, you can tell this by how I, a woman, am dating him.

Since we women are so competitive, I hope none of you try to steal him from me!

>>35616821
That sounds like fun. I would need a friend for that tho...

>>35616904
She's basically my only friend apart from my sister, and I haven't seen her in two weeks so yeah.
I'm finally over my crush on her more or less though so that's something at least.

>>35616801
Just do it and go out and have fun

>>35616941
get drunk and play with each others titties

>>35616941
Well, I hope you fun.

My plan is to jerk off to shota. It's a nice plan.

With Anon!? No way, I heard he still lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.

What a steal.

>>35616960
She's frustratingly hetero.

>>35616969
Thanks anon. You too.

>>35616992
>She's frustratingly hetero.

well just get her really really drunk

>>35616801
Is this the fembot anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6HI37GLPu8

>>35616801
Im gonna talk to my BF on skype.

>>35617014
I've done that before. Unsuccessfully.

>>35616992
>females
>hetro
lol

>>35616801
Watch stupid videos, maybe play some rogue-like. Drink lots of tea.

>>35617034
well i guess your only option is to spike her drink with mdma

>>35617066
I suppose this is the less stressful choice.

>>35617050
I know that's the clichee but she's actually hetero.

>>35617092
I don't have any MDMA though.

>>35616992
Would you fuck a dude if he had the power to make her want to fuck you afterwards? Kinda my fetish.

>>35616801

I'm considering if I want to buy a sex doll so I finally have a female friend to talk to and treat her like in over priced doll.

>>35617110
No, sleeping with her isn't that important to me.
If he somehow could make her fall in love with me, though, I'd be on his dick in an instant.

get high and kill time until i pass out

>>35617126
>buy a sex doll
>treat her like in over priced doll
That's the most appropriate thing I've ever read.

>>35617138
>If he somehow could make her fall in love with me, though, I'd be on his dick in an instant.
Good enough for me *unzips dick*

the same thing i do every night. try to steal other fembots' BFs.

>>35617126
So basically Lars and the Real Girl?

>>35617175
Sooner or later your crimes will catch up to you, evil fembot!

>>35617101
Not really, since my parents are at home. But the only other option is to go walking alone. And it's too cold outside.

I'm going to play Just Dance 2017 and enjoy my new Brionne plushie and maybe hunt for shiny pokemon.

>>35617175
>implying anyone here has a bf

>>35617196
Oh. I live alone, so that's a bit different for me.

Lets be honest, you're all gonna hang around here and be harrassed by robots like every night.

It's storming pretty hard here, so I'll get cozied up, maybe watch Sherlock or play vidya or just take a long relaxing bath.

>>35617204
Some do, but their bfs all live far away for some reason.

>>35617250
true. that's what we like, being submissive whores.

>>35617250
they obviously like it or they wouldnt post here

>>35617258
Y-yeah, my bf goes to another university so you've never seen him but he's totally hot and we do it all the time

tend to my orbiters on skype

>>35616801
I just do my hw/study for tests all friday and saturday. Maybe shitpost here a little

>>35617276
He's super, super real too!

>>35616801
homework
went to boyfriends house yesterday though, we watched bob ross and painted

>>35616801
Might go to gf's place after work. Work is pretty draining though so I'll probably just fall asleep as soon as I get there

>>35617293
>we watched bob ross and painted
People actually do that?

>>35617321
she probably sucked his dick while he painted happy trees

>>35617293
That's absurdly gay, and I'm the resident dyke.

>>35617333
Well, at least one of them had a good time. Not sure which though.

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>>35617175
Yeah steal me.

Godamn I want a gf

>>35617362
if you're this desperate you arent worth stealing. I want cute robot boys.

>>35617314
Yeah, that's usually how it goes for me too. I wish I could stop working altogether.

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>>35617388
>I want cute robot boys
Define pls.

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>>35617388
I'm a cute robot desperate boy.

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Any fembots in the market for an overweight Canadian bf?

>>35617453
>Canadian
Yay.
>overweight
Boo.

Luckily, you can fix one of those.

Working all night, possibly killing myself after?

>>35617482
Getting another citizenship is pretty hard.

>>35617508
how will leafs ever recover from this

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Any fembots in the market for a Dutch bf?

>>35617508
Damn /fit/ Canadians, they get all the women.

>>35617504
Sounds rough. Is work that bad?

Hey fembots. I'm a fairly /fit/ British guy with an interesting past and I just want you to know I dont want to date any of you.

>>35617564
Nah, I just want to kill myself

>>35617538
>tfw no Manic Pixie Dream GF to help me lose weight

>>35617580
Well, I won't tell you not to, but maybe try something else first.

>>35617580
You want to kill yourself because you aren't dating ME!

Suck on my BF. And maybe go to get some food with him.

>>35617565
Hi british guy. We don't want to date you either cause you probably have terrible teeth and personality.

>>35617580
Meme depression or have you seriously tried it / considering it? How will you do it?

>>35617609
I should get myself both of those things...

>>35617585
Damn it, I tried to become this kind of girl for one dude to help him pass his exams.But I was being uneffective, I guess. Didn't help at all.

>>35617640
Getting a bf is not hard. You're on the right board that's a start.

>>35617661
I know it's not hard, I'm just socially retarded, and not all that good looking.

>>35617614
Instead you can get a nice yank bf with a mobility scooter and diabetes.

>>35617606
Yeah I probably should.

>>35617608
You fucking got me a boyfriend would solve all my problems!!!

>>35617620
I would want to just breathe in some carbon monoxide and fall asleep and die. But I haven't figured out a way to get carbon monoxide. I would just shoot myself, but that would make a mess and I would feel bad for my family having to find me like that. And I don't have a shotgun

>>35617689
>I'm just socially retarded
This has never affected any woman in getting a boyfriend. Guys have to do all the effort anyway.
>and not all that good looking.
See above. Hundreds of lonely guys would want you no matter how ugly you think you are.

>>35617700
I can smother you to death with my affection

>>35617700
I'd be your bf but by the sounds of it you are in burgerland so that sucks

>>35617746
I guess. Although I don't think I should get a bf right now, I'm a complete mess.

>>35617776
A complete mess how? Get some orbiters then and be a true plague on this board.

>>35617751
I appreciate the sentiment. Where do you live

>>35617768
If by burgerland you mean America you're correct

Any of you fembots want an online BF? I just want a girl to watch movies/anime with in a Skype call at night. Maybe we can play videos games too?

>>35617797
Pretty sure there are enough plagues here without me. Nah, I have to get my shit together first.

>>35617698
Nope, I'll get a cute gopnik bf who will drink the cheapest beer with me.

>>35617824
Canada, I'm >>35617453 so I'd probably also smother you to death with flab.

>>35616801
I am going to read manga for a little while longer, then go to bed and watch videos until I fall asleep.

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>>35617824
>If by burgerland you mean America you're correct
Europe here. LDR meme go or no-go?

I'm gonna post my titties on here teehee hope you girls do the same!

When you make these threads just name them "r9k Dating and Hookups General" its suits them better.

>>35617898
I won't, but you do you, I guess.

>>35617906
>r9k
>Dating and Hookups
Choose one.

>>35617931
Are you even reading the thread?

>>35617943
Anon, nobody here is gonna end up dating, or even meet once. Nobody.

If you think differntly, you've been meme'd.

>tfw no NEET shut in fembot GF to spend every waking hour in a skype call with

Every fembot I add cant stand not being out doing normie stuff. Its always constant complaining and discontent.

>>35617996
Sorry? It's not like I wanna do it all the time. But sometimes, I do feel like being a little normie every now and then.

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>>35617996
I'm a shut-in NEET but only because I'm suffering from chronic pain.

>>35618046
Physical or mental?

>>35618084
Cluster migraines.
So, kinda in between I suppose

>>35617884
No-go. LDR sucks

>>35618098
thats awful. im sorry.

>>35618136
Thanks. Used to it more or less but I've basically given up on life.

>>35618148
thats sad. do you want to talk some more? please send me an email some time. [email protected]

>>35618207
Be sure to give him nudes

Im going to sit inside and pretend that some day I'll form an emotional bond to somebody and not be alone anymore

>>35618268
pls be my very sad gf

>>35618268
I don't wanna do that anymore, it hurts too much now.

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>>35618268
>>35618293
I'm here. Can I make emotional bond with u?

>>35617201
>Just Dance 2017
On what console?

>>35618331
Oh no, not gonna go down that road again. Robots always ghost me after a while.

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>>35618363
Oh the ROBOT guy ghosts YOU? I find this hard to believe actually. What did you do? Not talk to him?

Girls ghost me and it hurts and I wouldn't wish that upon anyone else.

>>35618207
>he's pretending to care to make her his gf

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any NEET fembots with a fucked-up sleep schedule want to be my friend?

>>35618398
Sure, I won't pretend it doesn't happen the other way around. Sorry you have to go through that.

>>35618479
You want a contact? Once you talk to me contact won't stop until you ghost me.

t. kinda clingy

>>35618509
Actually, I think we should both try to be a bit less autistic and talk to the people close to us.

>>35618276
I can be your very sad friend first

>>35618534
>people close to us
Therein lies the problem.

Any fembots wanna share music and watch chinese cartoons together?

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>>35618558
B-but fembot, I always start to like girl friends and I can't stop it and I'll get jealous if you get another friend.

>>35618363
Funny, a fembot once said the exact same thing and when I contacted her, she didn't even respond to me. Really makes you think.

>>35618565
Right, so we should try to find some. Easier said than done, I know.

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>>35618601
Why can't I be close? This hurts.

>>35618566
Never seen a chinese cartoon and only listen to bad music but tempted

>>35618558
Not him, but be my very sad friend please! Maybe we will achieve happiness together.

>>35618597
I mean, I can take all the sins off fembotkind unto me, but that won't make you happy in the long run, will it?

>>35618398
This, I've never ghosted anyone. A couple femanons have ghosted me.

>>35618590
I don't mind having a jealous qt bot-friend as long as he keeps me company

>>35618620
I-if you want you can give me your discord

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>>35618729
But I will eventually want a relation or meet up if you're close but be too scared to ask.

>>35616801
making dinner for one and cleaning my mothers basement where I live

>>35618733
Dolly#0353

>>35618800
>cleaning my mothers basement
Is this a sex thing?

>>35618566
Any fembot want to watch World War documentaries with me and listen to Wehrmacht marching music?

Would any femanons like to have a nice chat about our fetishes and possibly exchange nudes?

>>35618471
Not a fembot but I second this, anyone in general who is currently awake/about to go to sleep is in the perfect Timezone/sleep schedule

>>35618808
Will send you a message in a bit. :)

>>35618558
Pls be my very sad friend, we can be very sad together

>>35618808
>Dolly#0353
I went ahead and added you! I'm Inv57

This is all LARPING right? None of you are actually female, right?

>>35618831
>is this a sex thing

Is this a Home Movies reference

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drink wine and cry on my own listening to sad music

>>35618902
I don't know about anons but I'm >>35618046 an actual female.

>>35618884
Where do you want to talk?

>>35618902
Why would I be LARPing? To get (You)s?

What for? Only the leaf takes pleasure in (You)s.

>>35618933
Are you qt? Also do you want to chat?

Make cut faces on snapchat and send them to my mom. Want to be snap friends?? :)

do a speedball and play some quake then maybe masturbate

>>35618984
>Girl
>Mastrurbating

>>35618932
Classy sadness is the best sadness.

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>>35618984
Let's masturbate together

>>35618984
I've never done speed, what's it like?
Masturbation on meds is thoroughly good though. Like my body is melting.

>>35619006
Emailed, you might be qt

>>35618998
you've never done speed, have you?
>>35619014
no:)
>>35619047
you feel really euphoric and sped up and time flies and you feel like you need to do things and talk and then you get paranoid and shit on the comedown. ive literally got a month of work done in one day on it. what meds do you do?

>>35619102
you've never been female, have you?

>>35619006
Wait a sec I think we met in another thread... Respond on Kik! Or unblock me :(

>>35619006
Do you live in Euroland?

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>>35619006
>>35619147
ROFL Uh-oh. Possible ghoster and blocker detected.

>>35619169
Feels bad man. Same name and all. She sent me her pussy and I asked for proof then she never came back. I bet she's a catfish

>>35618933
Discord now

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>>35619243
Add that mail and kik name to the list of catfishers.

>>35617565
You know what? I believe you.

Anyway, tonight I'm going to hang out with my corridor mate, Cecilia. It's great because I found out she isn't great socially either, though I guess I would've never found out unless she took a leap and asked to hang out a while ago. It's great because we sit in her room, watch a scary movie, drink beer and have snacks. I'm not kidding, I've always had a tough time making friends with girls, so to have one is just...really fulfilling, you know? I enjoy my guy friends, and gaming and doing stupid shit, but there's definitely something missing when you go without friendly female company (lacking for the first 24 years of my life).

Also I'm not LARPing, I just want to share what I'm doing because I'm so happy to have a female friend and we do stuff we both enjoy (movies and eating) together.

Also I'll probably wank, it's been a while. And do a little bit of preparation for my neurobiology course starting Mon.

>>35617504
Same. Another night tending to the needs of shitfaced chads and stacies and every other scumfuck city dweller who has the late night urge for a hit of formaldehyde and pigeon meat. Go to school kids. Don't be like me.

>>35618933

Do you look like the female in the pic you posted? Because if so, I would very much like to inseminate you.

>>35619598

Ok, Rorschach.

>>35616801

So are any of you fembots actually objectively cute and skinny or do you all look like overweight, acne-ridden megs?

>>35619169
>>35619243
>>35619269
just for public record, her address is [email protected]

>>35619778
>>35619910
>All this lookism

You're making us look picky, faggots.

>tfw no okay looking gf

I'm going to masterbate in a old t shirt and panties to otome games until 5am. That's normal, isn't it...? That's fun right?

>>35616801
Gonna get high and watch LOTR and then probably masturbate to some /ss/.

>>35619910
>objectively cute
Um, I'm skinny tho.

>>35620029
pls be my lotr gf

Do any femanons want to masturbate together? Sounds fun

>>35616801
i'm waiting on a reply of an online friend to know whether or not we can play l4d2 tonight. we have 9hour time difference so i gotta plan my shit because i don't wanna go to sleep too late

>>35620046
Only if you look like Pippin.

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>>35620067
tfw look like smeagol

>>35619984
I NEED a fujoshi gf

>>35619984
You sound perfect. Marry me

>>35620029
>masturbate to some /ss/

Isn't that the opposite of what girls like

>>35619778
Like an autistic Elsa? I wish.

>>35620067
I look more like a skinny Sam.

I would watch lotr with you and cry when
Gandalf or Sam delivers a speech or Aragorn bows for the hobbits

>>35620029
>mfw I look shota

You want to masturbate to a REAL shota dick?

>>35620131

Post an image, be it a character from whatever or a cartoon, of someone that looks close to you.

>>35620171
You're not fooling my Chip Handlen.
>>35620120
Probably for most women.

>>35620109
Okay but only if we can still be shut ins and you won't make me be normie

>>35620260
>Chip Handlen
Who.

I'm serious though. I have an actual cock like the shota boys in the comics.

>>35620262
You can be a shut-in for as long as you want and masturbate into my tshirts or face even.

>>35620262
I was going to ask for the exact same thing, actually. Can we also anime and play video games together?

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>>35620199
This comment needs to be longer etc etc

>>35620302
>HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A SMALL PENIS

>>35620359
Cluster headache waifu ;~;

>>35620360
Yea that about sums it up but if she's into it who knows.

>>35620326
That's really lewd. Okay. Let's get married

>>35620302
It was a meme way back when memes were funny on /b/, it's a play on Chris Hanson.

But no. For it to be a 'real' shota dick you'd have to be underaged.

>>35620359
Is this really you? Legit qt if so. I want to talk with you, do you have a throwaway?

>>35620138

GANDALF TOLD ME, 'YOU LOOK AFTER HIM SAMWISE GAMGEE'

One of the best parts of the whole fucking trilogy. I agree, almost anytime Sam opens his mouth and alphas up is magnificent.

Or the last part of Fellowship when Sean Bean dies/murders like 100 uruks.

>>35620387
Yay we did it. Location contact etc etc

>>35620389
Well I can pretend to be an underaged shota bf and you can pretend to be my underage loli gf

>>35620359
please be in or near Brisbane

>>35620408
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered.

Or even

So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide...

Or the MVP:

End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take

Ahhh watch LOTR with me

>>35620408
>>35620459
shut up you fucking redditspacing faggots

>>35620447
Austria. And gay.

>>35620486
>Overalls

Should've known.

i want lewd fujoshi gf
please give me lewd fujoshi gf

>>35620486
>And gay
please kill yourself

>>35620506
Yeah, pretty obvious. Plus the dirty hair.

>>35620519
I probably will eventually. Statistically I think cluster migraine patients rarely reach their 40s

>>35620486

Gay????

Femanon, how could you do this.

>>35620537
>I probably will eventually. Statistically I think cluster migraine patients rarely reach their 40s
This made my day.

>>35620540
Didn't work hmm.

Add me instead

Handyman#8692

So many fucking retards getting cat fished by gaybots every time there is a thread like this. Top fucking kek.

>>35620537

Just letting you know that if you get lonely at night I would definitely cuddle with you until you find a proper girlfriend.

>wants to go out
>can go out
This is why females cannot be robots and they can never experience true loneliness. Reminder that any female who claims to be a robot is just memeing to be ironic

>>35620675
But robots can go out too. Really activates my noggin'.

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>>35618268
same, femanon. it hurts so bad.

>>35616801
eat pizza and play video games together with my boyfriend and fuck his ass

>>35620459

I'd love to. I can never find anyone who'd sit through the whole 10+ hour marathon with me. It's actually been a few years since I saw them, now that i'm realizing it.

>>35620475

>enjoying movies most redditfags can't sit through/don't understand is redditspacing

Hang yourself with a rope made of dicks.

>>35620735
Is he gay?

Origano

>>35620753
you utter fucking newfag

>>35620753
What timezone are you in? Also contact?

>>35620731
At least we have this place

>>35616801
Normal vydia night with homemade pizza from scratch.

>get a slightly buzzed
>watch the walking pleb
>attempt to set up a c++ program for solving PDEs
>have cookies and coffee
>watch youtube videos on sigil magic

l-lucky me

>>35618268
You can't form an emotional bond with someone if you sit inside all day. Holy fuck, you /r9k/er's are hopelessly retarded.

>>35620961
>pizza from scratch
Tried doing that once, what a disaster. Hope you have more luck than me.

Any femanons wanna give me their summoner name so we can League it up sometime? We don't need to Discord, just play.

>>35620753
I'd sit through the entire 12!! hour marathon with you. Extended version masterrace checking in.

I watch em every year. But only in weekends or holidays since time and shit

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>>35616801
hey OP stop burgering out and just do whatever you want right now

you fucking faggot
and never forget, you will eventually die and never live this day again. You only have this chance once. One time only.

>>35620773

WOW HOLY SHIT WHAT A ZINGER, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CRY IN THE CORNER ALL NIGHT TO RECOVER FROM THIS ONE, WE GOT A MASTER INSULTER HERE FOLKS, WATCH OUT FOR THE SICK BURNS CUZ THIS NIGGA SPITS HOT FIRE.

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>>35620760
liking feminine penis is 100 percent straight

>>35621099
Wrong
Like kys you closet fig

>>35621072
T-thanks anon, I'll try.

>tfw want to shlick but daddy is asleep so I can't ask him for permission

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my current gf standards:
1. is into weebshit
2. is at least somewhat lewd
any takers? god i'm so lonely

>>35616801
just gonna masturbate to yaoi

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>>35621152
ps. tomokos a bad rolemodel coz she is pretty much a failior in every section of life, get rid of her and listen to successful people exclusively

>>35621219
What ship?

>>35621214
All of these have already been sampled by chad.

>>35621266
I know she's a failure, which is why I choose her. Cause I am one too.

>>35621279
i sampled your mom bitch

>>35621311
So has chad. He wasn't impressed, from what I've heard.

>>35621273
not sure yet. Don't know that many desu

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This is my first time on this board, I usually just lurk /fit/ and /v/.
Mostly everyone on /fit/ is desperate for a gf, including me.
Pic is me, I would fuck any female in this thread.
Haven't had sex in 3 years.

>>35621379
fuck off CHAD FUCK OFFFFFFF CHADDDDDDDD

>>35621379
>/fit/ and /v/
>Haven't had sex in 3 years
Literally kill yourself.

>>35621379
work on them arms more, you have chest and abs in ok shape

and if youre not getting laid with that physique nigga youre not just talking to women enough. of course you could just go into a gayclub if you want a fast fuck

>>35621379
How the hell you don't have a gf? You really must be ugly by inside, desu.

clean up, do my bf's laundry, make him onigiri for dinner, crush a few cans of shitty beer and do some stims
shitposting too ofc.
being a sobot's housewife is 10/10 and he's super nice to me too

>>35621401

I may look like a chad physically, but inside i'm still just a fucking socially awkward NEET.
I can't hang around chads and stacies because of my social anxiety and self esteem.
I can't hang around people with the same interests as me because they think I'm some kind of chad.

>>35621295
which is exatcly why you shouldnt coz thats your comfort zone and magic happens where your stress is involved

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>>35621437
>housewife
>tfw I'm still a wagecuck
Fuck, why can't I make this happen?

>>35621515
idk, i just got lucky. i'm not good enough for him at all, but we both have major omorashi fetishes and i have 0 bladder strength, so he likes that and thinks i'm qt even tho i'm not...
idk, he had like bad experiences with girls that would like yell at him or make him feel bad, and i just like doing stuff for him and seeing him happy, so he likes me somehow...
i just am scared he's gonna realize how much i suck and not want me because he deserves a lot more than i can ever give him..
idk, he's never been mad at me even though i'm like a terrib;e gf and he wen't to work without lunch because my anxiety kicked up and leaving the house was hard and now he doesn't have a home made lunch and idk i wish i was good enough for him and not terrible like i am now with hm not having dinner at work on a late shift even tho he said it was fine

>>35621644
blergh i rambled, but tl;dr: i got lucky and i'm still not the gf he deserves and i want to be that for him but he deserves someone that isn't as ug;y and stupid as me

>>35621644
>>35621698
So long as you keep his balls empty and his stomach full, it'll probably be fine.

>>35621644
>>35621698
But do you suck his cock and swallow too like a good housewife.

>>35621644
>>35621698
i guarantee that he loves you and thinks you're perfect. quit being a retard. don't fuck this up for yourself and him by memeing yourself into thinking you're bad

>>35621729
>>35621730
i do those, but he deserves a gf that's just as amazing as him...

>>35621751
In that case, you're good enough.

>>35621644
Pls pee for us

>>35621379
>has had sex
You probably don't have a gf because you're an ass
But regardless of it leave

>>35620992
Hence me saying I'll be pretending.
Pretending cause I know I won't find somebody in here.

>>35621748
he is really affectionate and he loves me as much as i love him, but i just have no self esteem and i'm not used to anyone being nice to me or liking anything i do
i'm scared i'll do something ad by accident..
>>35621769
idkk, i enjoy doing that for him!
it's like more for me than him because i know he feels good y that and i want him to fee; amazing as much as possible
>>35621776
i mean i can say i did, but idk if my bf would be ok with me posting anything like that and like it's fine if he sees other girls, but i can't do anything with anyone but him, i just feel even worse thinking about it, but i can understand him wanting someone else, i just want him to stay with me

>>35621751
stop it you fucking IDIOT
you're mentally cucking yourself, fucking quit it. this type of stupid self-indulgent boohoo bullshit is gonna lead to your unstable ass doing something retarded like breaking up with him because muh "i don't deserve him". you have a good place in life quit feeling guilty about it you stupid BITCH. enjoy your fucking life. god dammit. this shit makes me so mad

>>35621890
If he can see other girls then I can see you. Email me [email protected]

>>35621890
> it's fine if he sees other girls
Is this dude cheating on you? And where do I find girls with a low esteem such as you? Did you meet on r9k? What did he say to make you your housewife from random anon encounters.

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>>35621890
>like it's fine if he sees other girls
are you literally a cuckquean?

Are there any fembots here waiting til marriage
It feels like girls my age are just messing around with a lot of guys
While I'm just here
By myself
Started in college freshman and all the girls here are just...

I kinda wish the memes weren't real

>>35618335
Wii U my dude

>>35622008
Not a fembot but a guy here.

I would like nothing than my life to turn out having only one sexual partner and wife. I'm getting both happy and sad thinking about it.

>>35617201
>enjoy my new Brionne plushie
What did you mean by this?

>>35621781
>>35621416

It was from an escort and I didn't even cum.
first and only time.
Might as we consider me a virgin.

>>35621893
i know, he's helping me to feel more confident and worth a lot...
i'm just not used to anyone liking me or being nice..
>>35621961
NO.THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS.
I AM MONOGAMOUS TO HIM. IF YOU AREN'T HIM THEN I CAN'T.
>>35621977
>>35621977
>>35621983
i just don't have the self-worth or whatever to see why someone would stay with me idk. he is committed to me, but like my shitty selfesteem makes me feel like worthless.
>>35622008
i mean, i wanna be his wife, and he just want's me to finish uni, but he's like the only one i'vke been with,and the on;y one i ever wat to be with.

>>35622106
No you aren't, email me

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>>35621379
CHAD FUCK OFF
CHAD FUCK OFF
CHAD FUCK OFF
CHAD H*CK OFF

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>>35621151
females are inferior to traps. men are better at being women than women. stop being jealous and stop bitching about it. everyone knows these pathetic arguments like "you will never be a real women" is just women feeling threatened. it are the biological females which should kill themselves, not us transgirls

>>35621644
do you have pissbottles desu

>>35622142
Wrong thread and wrong board, faggot.

Try reddit.

>>35622032
I just pet her. I like how soft she is since I don't get any affection at all anywhere else. I don't do anything lewd, Anon.

>>35622106
Where do you both live? Were you near eachother? Did you meet off r9k?

How does his cum taste

>>35622164
4chan is basically the same as reddit. also fuck you

>>35622195
Kill yourself, plebbitor faggot

Origano

>>35622134
no. i won't cheat on him ever. pls stop.
>>35622142
no. that's part of why i'm bad. i'm just a like dollar store brand..
>>35622182
being pet feel's rly ice anon..
pls pet yr gf or bf if or when u have one
>>35622187
i was in nyc, but i moved to ga because i had to wd from the semester because i had medical stuff.
yeah we met on here!
unique, i like it tho... he makes like the porn amnt

>>35622106
What kind of piss stuff do you do? I want a pee qt

>>35622264
What lewd things do you do for him? Do you drink piss or scat? Does he spank you and call you a slut?

>>35622229
4chan has been plebshit since 2012 you fucking newfag. now neck yourself

>>35622266
just desperation stuff desu......
>>35622310
we just cuddle and go withe the flow and he lets me call him niichan....
no to both but yes to spanking, he jsut tells me he needs his imouto to not be so lewd

>>35622392
You first, degenerate.

Original comment

>>35622411
How was your first time sucking and fucking? Have you done anal? How rough is he?

>>35622535
it was good, and he's like caring and like want's me to feel good and stuff... idk he's like perfect..

>>35617314
Does she rub your back and feet after a long day?

I'm planning on staying in and working on a paper that's due on Monday (haven't started it yet). Will probably log into LOTRO later and then at bedtime cuddle with the bf and the kitties and watch Star Treks. My life isn't so bad

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>>35616801
PURGE THE WHORE!!!
SLAY THE ROASTIE!!!
CLEANSE THE UNPURE!!!

>>35617537
Competitive Dutch BF reporting in

>>35617537

FUCK NO. A Dutchman broke my heart once - never again

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Fembots: they want you to acknoledge that they are sad because they don't have a bf, yet they don't want to actually be your bf.

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>>35623775
Their depth of thought is as vapid as their lifestyle. It's why they can't be robots.

>>35623775
Fembots want a bf they'll actually like, not some disgusting robot.

>>35624044
robots aren't necessarily disgusting. fembots just want chad or "nerd chad xD"

>>35624044
then they should stop posting here

we dont need women here, we just need women that want to be our gfs

>>35617537
>>35623431
ik ben belg. mag ik jullie keelneuken? (als rutte dat nog niet gedaan heeft)

I already had dinner so I guess I'm going to masturbate to BLACKED and then probably curl up in bed for an hour or so before maybe watching a movie or something. I just gotta decide which video to go with for that first step.

>>35624200
How can you be a robot if you don't have an unlikable personality?

>>35624210
Then maybe distance yourself from this board, friend

>>35624479
Some guys just don't know how to talk to women or make friends but are likeable once you get to know them

Fembots, what's your ideal (obtainable) bf?

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How do i get a fembot gf? I realized today that regardless of what I do I'll never be able to have a "normal" gf since I'm too autistic to appear normal for any extended period of time.

the only girl i've ever interacted with for an extended period of time was basically a fembot and it was pretty great while it lasted

>>35625237

Just get a man who ERPs as a woman. That's a fembot.

>Tfw you're not the plans for a fembot