I've had a yeast infection for the past two weeks that I

how the fuck did you manage to get a yeast infection as a dude? Were you fucking a jar of grape jelly or do you just not shower?

>>35615407

Went three days without showering while wearing tight boxers. Big no-no.

Crush a clove of garlic and spread it over your dick. Yeast infection cured.

>>35615302
>creamed his peen with drugs.

Welcome to big pharma, your escape will not be easy.

>>35615741

What else could I do? I read something online about pouring vinegar on cock but that doesn't sound fun.

>>35615302
Scrape out all the gunk so that nothing irritates you any more

You could make some delicious bread with all that yeast too

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Shit anon, you should stick your dick in a tub of natural yoghurt to kill the yeast, make sure there's no added sugar in it. It's better than meme cream.

>>35616003

It honestly doesn't look disgusting. There's no actual yeast discharge like a vagina; it's just a red, itchy spot and some skin peeling off slightly.

>>35616128
Even so, it should soothe the itchiness. Wearing loose fitting shit should help your dick breathe also.

Get checked for the beetus while youre at it.

>>35616480

I'm skinny af.

oh wait, I've been eating a lot of confectionary, sugary stuff. Maybe that's why it won't go away.