>go bald >girl who was crazy attracted to me 2 years ago

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>>35615051
Baldness is where the true ride begins. Welcome to hell boyo

>>35615095

my derm told me I can get a transplant for $11,000, since I am only thinning at the crown mostly and have a decent hairline

I might take him up on the offer in a couple years, holding my hair still with fin for now...

>>35615051
I know that feel. I used to have a girl stalk to me and girlfriends all the time and I got bald and it made me get fat now they just look at me like they feel bad for me and nothing is the same my whole life changed like I feel like I was reborn into a hell. I feel like my life from when I was happy doesn't even exist anymore

>>35615161
How do you afford all that

Are you some kind of normie

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>>35615181
>now they just look at me like they feel bad for me

You actually get sympathy?

People just look at me like I'm a creepy skinhead weirdo and they want nothing to do with me.

>>35615209
It wasn't a sympathetic look it was more like I can't believe that happened to you

>>35615161
It probably won't stop there pal.

>>35615051
You have to be an idiot to go bald these days. Minox, fin, Nizoral

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I'm slowly balding McConaughey-style and I don't know what to do. I always took for granted I could have a hairline like young McConaughey, but I realized too late that those days are gone. Going bald and getting worse and worse hangovers are the first signs that I'm becoming old and unattractive and I just can't deal with it. It feels like I threw away my youth.

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>>35615297
>tfw had a Jude Law hairline by my senior year of high school

>>35615237

it doesn't work for everyone, not even stopping the process is near 100%

>>35615181
lose weight

orgynalcomment

>>35615181
At least you used to be happy, you know how being happy feels like... now that I think of it maybe it's even worse for you.

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Why the fuck didn't you snatch her in the 2 years she was into you? There's nobody to blame but you.

>>35615051
that shits rough son.
how qt was she?

>>35615237
>having to choose between a working penis and hair

I'm just choosing death. Soon my friends

>>35615384
Man, that sucks. Have a friend who had/has the same problem. He didn't look too shabby when he was 16, but now he's hideous.

if you're not balding or AT LEAST noticeably receding YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT

You MUST have one of these

1. Manlet
2. Balding
3. Small dick
4. Ugly face

>>35615680
I have none of these but has never had a gf isn't that more pathetic.

Then again anything below 8 inches 7 foot is small according to r9k these days

>>35615051
Shouldn't have starved your hair cells by clogging your tubes with cholesterol, dumbass.

>>35615849
As if that's it it's a combination of genetics, fitness, nutrients, and the biggest one is personality

>>35615705
you're not suffering from real problems like those, tfw no gf is smalltime newfag shit

Yeah... That's not how it works dude

>>35615592
Cut the pill in 4ths and take 0.25mg, I read some study that effectively is like 90% of the benefits of full dose but way less side effects

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This guy pulls it off just fine.
Surely baldness is far better than being a manlet, yet I know of manlets with gfs.
Of course they're outgoing and charismatic (to normies) as fuck.

>>35616040
This guy has a masculine face and is muscular. My face looks like an egg and I have skinny arms and legs with a big gut. Pure genetic trash

>>35616122
Your bones are probably fine under the fat. Shut up and get fit. It requires deliberate action, not just wishing.

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Why dont yu guys just shave of your hair?

You would look much hotter than being Costanza tier partially bald

If they already spent decades on unsuccessfully finding something to regrow hair, why not just redirect wasted effort into improving wig technology?

>>35616122
then lift and grow a beard to masculinize your face

How do I convince my bf to stop shampooing and conditioning his shaved head?

>>35615592
>not drinking a finasteride + viagra cocktail every morning
it's like you don't even want a gf

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>>35616040

God I don't want to look like this. I fucking hate Bruce Willis and all the "good looking" bald people are basically an army of Bruce Willis clones.

MAKE IT STOP.

>>35616040
>on EVERY thread about balding, no matter in which forum, some idiot posts Jason Statham or Bruce Willis, as if any normal baldlet could look like that

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>Not embracing the baldness

>>35616391
The point is to attract basic bitch qts, not look cool for your own sake

I fucking hate my life as a bald person. I get so mad when my parents are around or I have to ask them something and they keep looking at me and I know my shitty hairline is sticking out like a sore thumb

I hate life

>>35616398
> as if any normal baldlet could look like that
They could if they lift

>>35616454
you still need FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT to be sexy

>>35615181
I dont believe this. Know a guy who was in a similar situation like you. Shaved his head and still has girls chasing him

>>35615051
Shave clean and bulk up.

>>35616488
My hair was my only good feature and even that wasn't good. My hair made me go from a 4 to a 6 on a good day now I'm like a 3