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>>35613841
hows life?


oregano comment

Can I get a quick rundown on what were the circumstances on your life that made you end up like this? I missed the first tread

>>35613841
You abandoned the last thread, you traitor!

Son, this is not foot ball team, i am disappoint

You haven't had a job for 1 year longer than I've been alive. I hope I can be as cool as you.

>>35613841
Anon, as an expert NEET I ask you, should I get the Bioshock Collection that is on sale on Steam?
I played them all in PS3, no DLCs, just quick playtroughts.
Is only 15 Euros, should I go for it or nah?

Thank you, kind sir.
I'd kiss you on the cheek, but I don't think you'd like it.

>>35613946
You must be very bad at math. Or very poor, so you can't afford a calculator.

>>35613974
>He has been jobless since 1987
>I was born in 1988
>One year longer than I've been alive

Nice reading comprehension you stupid faggot.

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>>35613841
How do you get by financially?

Hows your mental and emotional health at this moment?

You are an archwizard, all should revere you.

Prove you're as old as you claim to be.

How do you survive?
With no job and all

>>35614006
Oh. Sorry, my fault.

>>35613974
Are you fucking stupid, there was no fucking math other than
>job in '87
>1 year older
>must be '88
Not everyone needs a calculator to add 1, retard

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>>35613857
>hows life?
It is going very slow. The older I get the slower it becomes. I feel like I have been alive for a hundred years and now time is barely crawling. That said, things are better than I expected at this age.
>>35613870
>Can I get a quick rundown on what were the circumstances on your life that made you end up like this? I missed the first tread
Dropped out of highschool in the middle of grade ten. I worked at my uncle's shop for six months before he fired me, and that was my first/last time working. I retreated to my bedroom and I've been there ever sense (supported by parents), although now it's not really just my bedroom as my things have taken over the entire basement. I got the internet in 1999 which was the year I stopped wanting to kill myself.
>>35613892
>You abandoned the last thread, you traitor!
Sorry, sorry. I got busy if you can believe that. I am here to redeem myself.
>>35613898
>Son, this is not foot ball team, i am disappoint
Sorry dad
>>35613946
>You haven't had a job for 1 year longer than I've been alive. I hope I can be as cool as you.
I believe in you anon
>>35613953
>should I get the Bioshock Collection that is on sale on Steam
Torrent everything possible. Save your money, don't buy games on steam unless it is a last resort.
>Is only 15 Euros, should I go for it or nah?
Save your money.
>>35613946
>>35613974
>>35614006
kek
>>35614033
>How do you get by financially?
Supported by parents. My own income is less than $100 a month. At my peak I was making $300-$500 a month getting donations from a minecraft server and peddling crap on ebay.
>Hows your mental and emotional health at this moment?
I have depersonalization disorder but that's it. No depression, bipolar, etc.
>You are an archwizard, all should revere you.
No sir. I am merely a level 40 warlock. I hope one day to be an arch wizard, but that day has yet to come.

>>35614104
Every now and then I go through phases of depersonalization. It's a very surreal experience.

My experience with drugs probably spurred that on, because it happens randomly.

>>35614104
How do you make $100 a month?

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>>35613841
How fucking bad are the nostalgia/time-related feels for you now?

>>35614104
How are your parent(s) dealing with your NEETdom?

Do you have plans in the future?

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Do you have any major regrets?

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>>35614042
>Prove you're as old as you claim to be.
I vaguely remember watching the pope visiting the commies on TV when I was 8 years old, and my grandfather got upset and said it was all Carter's fault... somehow
>>35614057
>How do you survive?
>With no job and all
I am financially dependent on my parents.
>>35614131
>Every now and then I go through phases of depersonalization. It's a very surreal experience.
Unfortunately for me I have had it 24/7 since I was fourteen. I took a nap on my 14th birthday and woke up in a depersonalized state which has never gone away. Nothing triggered it. I didn't know other people experienced it, or what it was called, until the early 2000s.
>>35614165
>How do you make $100 a month?
I still make money from the minecraft server I run. But it is not very popular anymore, and hasn't had any new players. Only the core player-base remains. The server I run it on (an old dell 2950 III) consumes a ton of power and makes a lot of nose, but I will keep running it as long as there are still people who want to play.
>>35614181
>How fucking bad are the nostalgia/time-related feels for you now?
I have never felt nostalgia. I don't understand how people in their early twenties can feel nostalgia either.
>>35614187
>How are your parent(s) dealing with your NEETdom?
My mom has always been okay with it and therefore my dad is too since he's a betacuck who never argues with my mom.
>Do you have plans in the future?
I would like to start a runescape bot farm at some point (oldschool, not rs3)
>>35614243
>Do you have any major regrets?
In grade 2-4 there was a disabled boy who always got picked on and I never struck up for him. I never joined in but I just watched. His family moved and I don't know what happened to him.

Do you parents make enough to give you enough to support yourself if they both die?

If not, what will you do?

You're actually 1 year older than my dad.

Forgive me for being blunt, but any plan for when your parents passed away?

I assume you've got enough money, why never crossed in your mind to hire prostitute or escort?

What motivates you in life?

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>>35614324
Thanks Carter.

>>35614324
>Unfortunately for me I have had it 24/7 since I was fourteen. I took a nap on my 14th birthday and woke up in a depersonalized state which has never gone away. Nothing triggered it. I didn't know other people experienced it, or what it was called, until the early 2000s.

can you expand on that this disorder fascinated me greatly and is very relevant to my experiences but I can't quite imagine that what I temporarely got is on the same level as what you describe having constantly (like the difference between being confused for a few secs because you got something wrong vs being confused due to some disorder constantly), how does this feel for you

Where are you from? As in, country.

Oregano.