Who /quatshitter/ here? Yes, I am aware of the risks. I know

As far as I'm concerned it's the only way to do it. Only defective subhumans don't, some are so inferior they can't even enter a proper atg stance.

do toilets made for squatshitting exist?

>>35613702
it imparts no benefit to me when I try it. It's a meme.

>>35614175

Isn't that all toilets? If you can sit on it you can squat on it.

>>35613702
I don't understand your image. What is going on in the first frame?

search for turk toilet, thank me later, roach

>>35614175
yes
they do exist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

>>35614456

The first one is a guy sitting, but has his feet up for some reason. The second one is a guy who can squat right but has a hunchback. I guess the first guy is trying to do something in between the fatty sit shit and the normal squat shit methods.

Feet flat, ass on ankles, open your ass and your heart and mind will follow .

>>35613702
I squat shit on a stool at home, and use my long legs to do it comfortable when traveling. Why am I only comfortable pooping in hostel toilets? When I'm on the other side of the city, I need to go back there to poop. Why is this?

go to your shower floor, squat, shit on a bunch of toilet paper and let the piss flow, then carry the shit to the toilet and flush it, let some water clean the pids away

>>35613702
I squat shit
it is an objectively superior method

>>35614175
they aren't necessary
you can just squat on top of a normal toilet, the flanges are plenty wide enough

>>35613702
I could turn my toilet into a squat pot with 15 dollars of lumber right now. Someone convince me not to.

>>35615993
There's no reason not to, assuming you won't fall and hit your head. But wood will absorb urine and there is always a non-zero amount of splatter if you do it standing. And may not feel so good on your feet. Should maybe just buy a cheap plastic stool.

>>35613702
Fucking stupid turkroach bullshit.

>>35613702
I'm like 400 pounds I can't squat

File: dolan poop on u.jpg (41KB, 536x617px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 536x617px

>>35613702
pajeet pls go originally

>>35613702
I've had chronic constipation for over a decade. Will this help? I've actually got a squatty potty, but it hasn't really worked for me. I haven't used it for more than a week, though.

Does it take some getting used to or something?

>>35613702
>Yes, I am aware of the risks
You're a real trooper.

As a femanon, it's more comfortable to squat or stand to pee. Sitting feels unnatural. Is that weird?

>>35616849
nope, humans didn't evolve to sit while shitting/pissing

>>35616521
Yes, it will help. Trust me. I have not suffered from """"constipation"""" for the past decade. Humans were not made to shit sitting.

>>35616849
...What the fuck, how do you do either of those things while using a toilet?

>>35616887
True
>>35616944
Like a guy does? It's easy once you practice

>>35613702
just get a couple of cinder blocks and prop them up vertically so they raise your knees by your chest while you shit

>>35616125
i miss dolan memes
for me, the best era on memes

>>35615993

Does your toilet not have a seat? The white thing that goes up and down, that's where your feets go.