I want a robot boyfriend but I'm thicc and I noticed that

Timestamp, then we'll talk, you stupid bitch.

>>35611427
>I want a robot boyfriend
I know that it's bait but why would anyone want that?

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>>35611427
Be my gf and then get lost with this shitty bait.

>guaranteed replies

wow you're so boring and you've killed this board with the constant talk of women, I know you wont feel guilty though because you're a normie with no soul

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>>35611427
Try another board, dumb fat roastie.

>>35611427
You want a robot boyfriend.
Robots want a thinn girl.
You are thicc.

Therefore, become thinn. It's that simple, my dude.

>>35611442
I'm a fembot and want someone who understands me.

>I want a robot boyfriend

No you don't. We're pathetic, boring, and a waste of life. Any "omg I can relate" sentiment is far outweighed by the above

>>35611468
>someone who understands me
So you actually want a boy friend and not male boyfriend. Basically a person who would understand you and be shoulder to cry on but wouldnt want to have sex .

I would be interested in a thicc gf for sure, but
>>35611438
this

>>35611534
No, I want a boyfriend. That includes friendship and love and sexual activities.

>>35611692
Well that's me good job you did it you win the ticket out of here.

>>35611696
Are you thin? I don't like being much bigger than guys. You also have to be into facesitting/oral.

>>35611692
>>35611696

In reality you both probably have very little in common besides the ability to type coherent sentences on an autistic image board. Bummer.

>>35611427
You don't want a robot. They're robots because they consistently fail to follow through on anything. He'll routinely go incommunicado for days without notice because he misplaced a phone and doesn't have the sense to check email once a day like any reasonable person would. And then still freak out if you don't respond within an hour.

>>35611717
I am thin yea. But I am tall. Also I can work with facesitting if you have a clean and nice pussy.

>>35611717
You're too picky, you fat hag.

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>>35611723
Holy shit you just described me but most of us are severely depressed so that should be expected. Never had a fembot girl before tho.

>>35611723
I'm too autistic for normie guys though so what do I do?

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>>35611427
what you could do is GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE WHORE REEEEEE

>>35611843
Go for robot guys obviously. Like the ones in this thread at the very moment. What is your plan

>>35611852
Robots think I'm fat though. I have a flat stomach, but they want Eliza kinda girls. I don't get why people don't like thicc.

>>35611867
Post the pic you posted where people called you fat. I don't believe you.

>>35611867
Post pics or fuck off, rostie girl

>>35611427
>fembot
Surprisingly, many robots here actually don't want girl(boy)friends.

>start messaging thicc robot girl
>she stops replying to you after a couple weeks
hold me while I die

>>35611992
You die alone.

>>35611427
People who don't like thick girls go out their way to let everyone know, while people who do keep their preferences to themselves, so it only seems like so.

Post your height and weight.
Also there are certainly robots into thicc girls

>>35612617
and if there arent any bots into thicc girls, there are still enough people here so desperate they wouldnt care if you are half manatee

>>35611719
Yup
Its definitely this

>>35611427
I love thicc girls

Kik: mikethefan

>>35611427
You're not thick, you're fat.

>>35611427
>I'm thicc
End this nigger meme. You're a fatty guaranteed.

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>>35611427
>>35611717
Probably a semi well written troll, but shit. Know that im writing this post only to quell the risk of missing out on having a thicc robot gf whos trynna sit on my face...

Do you live in maryland?
Are you thicc? Or fat?
Wht is your race?

no, if you are thicc but have the fat in you're ass and in you're titties and not just a ugly fat belly.
then you're not more attractive to me as a thin girl

>>35613470
>I love thicc girls

translation: I'm desperate for pussy

Fat girls always say they're chubby, chubby girls say they're average, and average girls say they're thin or fit