>be black woman >at malmart >have shopping cart with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iOdgx-Ttaw

>>35610838
jhezzzzz

>moar
>greentext story thread

>>35610838
All because that white woman bumped into you. smdh dumb white people these days.

>sad

Fucking christ idk why this was funny

>>35610838
I thought we were getting the payoff of a video of a black woman acting up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae0AS9-SStM

>>35610838
Black women are gross and funny at the same time.

>>35610838
hmmm gurl you was rite that bitch goin arond bumpin into yous you shoudda kiked her ass if yo know what im sayin
daym white craker ass secrity lettin her get away wit it.

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>>35610838
>>im done taking off my jewerlries

the life of a black woman seems very comical, sucks you'd have to be black though

>>35611880
youd need self awareness to realise this. Self awareness is an inherently white concept.

>>35611880
As an actual black female it's nothing like what OP describes.

>>35611944
white and asian concept

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>>35612497
Please Iet me breed you.

>>35612497
so your saying your life isn't actually full of comical sassyness and silly banter?

>>35612542
I would be down if you're a pure virgin and like hipster music.

>>35612786
Do you listen to KEXP?

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>>35612786
I thought you listen to stuff like beyonce and ying yang twins

>>35612497
Fucking aunt tom smdh

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>>35612869
>aunt tom

>>35612786
I am a virgin but I listen to actual hipster music, not trendy and popular pseudo-hipster tumblrcore trash.

>>35611944

I became self aware at 12. I look (((white))) but come from rapist Moors.

>>35612786

I'm a virgin and like all music. I have no favorites. I just look up mixes of certain genres with multiple artists and listen to them.

Also, I'm on neetbux and live with parents. You could move into my room with me, plenty of room for a crib and my sister and her two kids live here (3 and 5) so our kid can play with them. Don't worry about money. As long as you aren't a materialistic whore, we can live happy. You could also get gibs too.

>>35612869
>smdh
Why are you typing like that?
Do you have water on the brain?

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Black women are nothing but trash, whites, asians, and latinas are all more desirable than sheboons

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On a scale from 1-10 how sassy are black females?

>>35612916
>I look white

No you don't.

>>35613001
Fcking dik ass cracka motherfucker

>>35610838

7.5/10 you have potential
oreganoogrena

heres a good vid from daddy OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bOMCluiEmw

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yis i will make moar green text stories for you robots :3