>tfw so disconnected from society that I didn't even

>>35608391
I usually have a few friends over and cook something like bangers and mash for them because I'm half irish. This year I had already figured out that I was driving home to visit my family later that day so I wasn't doing anything to celibrate. I got dressed and drank the 5 oz left in the bottle of rum I was drinking the previous night before I even realized it was still paddy's day. I wore no green.

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>about to call you a fucking retard and that St. Patrick's day was a week ago
>realize

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>giving a shit about a potato nigger holiday

Its not that big of a holiday. Really just an excuse to drink. What is it even for? To celebrate irish ppl? To celebrate leprechauns?

Useless fucking holiday. Just as much as valentine day. Its just excuses for normies to mass consume some product

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I woke up today thinking it was Wednesday.

>>35608391
>tfw grandmother is irish
>call her every saint patricks day as a joke/cute grandkid thing
>didn't even think about it this year
>been shitfaced alone spring break most this week
>afraid to even call tomorrow and tell her I didn't even know what day it
why am I such a shitty person

>>35608391
The fuck is St. Patrick's day?

i didn't even know it was march already what the fuck

>>35608391
>He still celebrates holidays

Holidays were created by big companies to make big bucks, I don't even celebrate my birthday...

>>35609070
Celebrating by wearing green and getting shitfaced

Some people will pinch you for not wearing green. Also it's spring break so that's an extra reason to get fucked up.

This is how my state celebrates it.

>t. Texan

>>35608570
I thought St Patrick's day was a couple weeks ago?

I was like, "Oh cookies!!! Why are they all green?"

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>>35608391
>tfw so disconnected from society I didn't even realize yesterday was St. Patrick's day until I read this post

Without looking at the time and date at the bottom of your screen or using any other methods, tell me right now what the date is and what time it is

>>35608391
What's with r9k and posting feel faces with cigarettes every time I see one I'm reminded of how fucking much I want a smoke right now and it's pissing me off

>>35609309
Earlier today I realized I wasn't positive which month it was.

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>tfw know its St Patrick's day, am Irish
>tfw it's my favorite holiday
>tfw no friends to do anything with
>tfw too avoidant to to a bar by myself
>tfw homeless, spent the night drinking and smoking in my car
>tfw hoping that it will get better

>>35608391
I only knew because my mom was setting shit up to make it look like lepracons came for my younger brothers

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>>35608391
>thought we were still in February
>mfw this thread

>tfw didn't know about the most recent Super Bowl game until it already happened

>>35610119
SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU GUYS

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>>35608391
Don't worry dude, it's a normalfag holiday where you get drunk and do social things.

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>>35610144
Here, anon. You need to chill.