Why haven't you found an older daddy to take care of you,

STOP POSTING FUCKING MUTILATEDD DICKS GOD DAMN

nobody wants some fucking d-word (fuck you for saying that dumb ass word), lol at you for typing this gayass post out, ew for thinking this guy has a dick, how the fuck is he even hard right now he must have an inverted penis with negative length. and god he is fucking ugly as shit kill me now.

also i already have a boyfriend whos YOUNG and CHAD and SUCCESSFUL PROFESSIONAL and everything and more in a person. it's not even chemistry, soul connection

if you're into dd/lg you need to die.

is your mom a whore? why do you post shit bait with your shit face?

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>>35607022
>also i already have a boyfriend whos YOUNG and CHAD and SUCCESSFUL PROFESSIONA
you wish, BITCH. Also you're a normie so GTFO the board

>>35607226
he is so hot and ironically looks like someone i know. like close to mehahaha:) and no i don't wish - its literally standard and i wish i could namedrop but i won't kekekekekekeek^______^ and i'm a turbonormie so byeee~!

>>35607282
>and i'm a turbonormie
BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN

I have a sugar daddy without the sugar

>>35607226
That gif gets me soaked

>>35607522
So an old guy is fucking you but you're not making any DOLLAS?

>>35607568
Doesn't the sugar refer to the sex?

>>35606895
that is a tiny penis

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>>35607587
>tfw Grandpa starts taking nude selfies

>>35607626
Looks almost exactly like my cock. Nice?

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>>35607226
>tfw I have this gif but worse quality
Except yours doesn't have the smirk on the end

Can someone supply me with the full gif in good quality please and thank you

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>tfw elderly men will look better than 20 year old nerdgeeks no matter how much reddit PUA they read

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only if christopher meloni is my daddy

>solar panel blocking meteorites
i could fry an omelette on that 10head

Cut penises are so disgusting. These poor, poor men.

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When did uncut dicks become mainstream popular?

>>35608055
Go wipe off your stinky smegma, uncut scum

>>35607770
men age like fine wine
this is known

>>35606895
the idea of waxing my ass myself fills me with horror
the idea of getting someone else to wax my ass similarly fills me with horror
the worry of other fetishes of someone who doesn't mind an absolute backdoor jungle fills me with horror
blowey joeys are gross; bad taste isnt a sensation I can put up with

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>tfw lifting only turned me into a power hungry faggot who uses gay men for money and free shit


Based...all i have to do is get fucked which is whatever anf they pay for drugs and im hot so who gives a fuck tbqh.

>>35608937
tfw to intelligent too lift for gay man money
tfw still get gay man money because degeneracy has no limits

>>35608969
I lifted just because i always enjoyed it. But after a while o realized gays fucking love a hairy muscleboy and im a low moral capitalist who doesnt really have pride and a closet tranny so who gives a fuck.

Money is money

>>35608215
lt's not your fault

Yeah, if only I could do my life over again...

>>35608132
The scale tipped when up to half of posters on these sites are not American, because most non-Americans don't have cut dicks. (Not that I'm criticizing- as if nature got the dick wrong.)

>>35606895
Lmao why would you show anyone your dick if it's this small?

>>35607022
Faggot, I like a cut dick. but then I was blowing one earlier and it's put me in a shockingly good mood