You're not handsome. You're not charming You're

Why? I don't think they should anyways.

this post mad eme laugh
sister i love y0u

Because she isn't either. She won't be able to get a guy like that. Hopefully I can try the best I can.

Because they number 4 billion and I don't expect any of those traits from them either.

>>35606510
If that's your top six then yeah you're right I'm not your dude.

>>35606510
Maybe we're like that guy from Perfume, who realises his only true emotion is hate, and he just wants to hate and be hated. And women are a good target for hate.

>>35606510
Haha why would they. I'm not interesting to talk to and I'd rather not doing anything on a Friday night then go socialize. So if you're not going to join me, like Albert Einstein once said, fuck off.

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>>35606510
You're not beautiful
You're not charming
You're not funny
You're not talented
You're not rich
You're not great in bed even if you have lots of sexual experience
You hide all your flaws behind some kind of a lie
You expect special treatment you don't deserve

Please explain why a man in the 21st century should settle for you of all people

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anyone else want to lick christina hendrick's asshole?

>>35606510
i thought girls liked autists

we can talk about differential equations

>>35606756
back to lookism

>>35606510
Who the fuck are you and why do you make these kind of threads? Are you trying to create a war between GENDERS?

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>>35606667
Yessir, I would.

>settle
you are implying the average girl my age (mid 20s) is worth anything

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Because your used-up-roastie ass is getting old. Oops. Too little too late. You've hit the wall and I've got anime girls. Too bad.

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I dunno why but I got a bunch of matches on okc.

They have filled out profiles and everything, don't appear to be bots

Because I am one or two of those things and I started browsing /r9k/ ironically before I got sucked into it like a black hole.

>>35606510
ooooooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooo you exposed me
low quality bait

>>35606510
You just need confidence and you'll get all the girls!!!

>>35607379
They're bots, pham.

>>35606510
I am pretty funny

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>>35606510
You girls are just distractions until the Golden Age of VR waifus.

>>35607619
bee like self

>>35606510
You're right. I'm none of those things. Funny enough, I've met girls who were like all of those things.

>>35608166
When will anime be real
How much longer must I suffer

>>35606510
You're right. They shouldn't. I am human garbage.

>>35606645
MGTOW is the only way to go. The modern day women is spoiled beyond belief. And the war on men is very successful.

>>35606510
You are correct. I'm none of those things.

Yet I have had sex with 3 women in longterm relationships and my current gf was a virgin before me and has been with me for the past 3 years now.

So i dunno, jus beeing myself kinda worked out lel.

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>>35606510
>You're not hot
>You're not endearing
>You've never been funny
>You have no skills
>You're not rich
>You're a gaping slut
>You're arrogant (unearned pride)

Please explain why anyone should carry your ass in the 21st century?
You think you women are something precious, something rare but you're not, you've all fallen for the Chad's dick carousel, you lost your purity, you fucked up your personality (emotional baggage) and everyone thinks you're a slut

Better catch yourself some orbiter while you still can, im sure you'll land a fat ugly dude, oh wait 4chan is full of those and even they don't want you anymore, guess you gotta make do with a Paco, oh shit Pacos don't want your skank ass? well shit grill you fucked then, enjoy being cat lady

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>>35606510
when I was a high schooler and "lucked" my way into a relationship with a batshit crazy manipulative evil nightmare bitch, my mind haunted by the knowledge of a robot future (before /r9k/ was a thing, but I was raised on the internet and talked to MANY would-be robots on vidya forums) I became obsessed with getting good at sex
I figured I'd never get it ever again, and so if I ever lucked into it again, I'd have to be able to fuck my way into a second chance

turned out not to be such a big deal, but that effort paid off. I was convinced I had a small dick I needed to make up for, turns out I'm fine. Effort goes a long way.

As long as you're 6 foot or taller, any woman will fall for you

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Reminder for the youngfags - if you somewhat have your shit together, dating for men gets a million times better once you're a bit older. I'm late 20s and I have a respectable white collar job that pays a lot more than the average burger makes. I have my own nice apartment and I'm in decent shape.

Women around my age throw themselves at me on dating sites but I can do better (younger) so I ignore them. It just takes a little effort to impress college grills and fuck them now that I'm no longer a poorfag. inb4 beta provider memeing, that is why I ignore women who are my age because that is what they want. Younger girls just want to have fun and are impressed by a man who can afford to take them to a bar that has better beer than Bud Lite.

Anyways, 99% of women are boring, shitty, plastic people so I just fuck young cute girls until I'm bored with her. I will keep doing this until I find one worth keeping. Also, dating younger women when you are noticeably older really triggers roasties, even ones who would never date you. I took a 19 y/o I was hooking up with to a cousin's wedding and just about every one of my female relatives made some cunty passive aggressive comment about how I should date a more mature woman.

>>35606510
They shouldn't, and that's good for me. I have a disdain for relationships. Eat shit.

>>35608514
What job do you have? I'm totally fucked in terms of a job. I have a useless degree and retail work on my resume

>>35608189pp
In due time anon.

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>>35606510

You forgot the biggest red flag of all for any sensible girl: no friends.

Been there.

Done that.

One emotionally devastating divorce behind me and a whole lot of losers rammed it home over and over again.

If you are a lonely robot, you are fucking SELFISH if you rope any young girl into being your sole social outlet. You are UNDATEABLE if you don't have a close social circle of at least six, preferably eight or more good friends.

Not only is it exhausting, but loner boys invariably have deep,dark emotional issues that need to be sorted out by a professional. A normal, fuckable man will keep friends or make new ones. Never, ever any exceptions.

Femanons, if your crush stays in every Friday and doesn't socialize at least once a week on average with other people, don't just walk away. RUN.

Isolated robots, I don't want to have your excuses. It is YOUR responsibility to sort out your shit and learn how to interact with other men and women before you so much as shed another year over being single.

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>>35608753

Insurance underwriter. I have a shitty degree too plus a shitty GPA but they didn't care, they just wanted anyone with a degree. I got lucky because my division was growing fast and hiring for a dozen entry level positions so I wasn't cucked out of the position for not being the absolute best candidate to apply like at every other job. The industry is projected to grow under Trump so search for openings on Google. If you know how to use a computer and follow directions you can do my job.

It's a great fit for robots. Don't have to deal with people face to face (most of my communication with coworkers is through email or IM), work from home often which gives me lots of extra vidya time since it only takes a few hours to get all my shit done for the day, if you autistically double- and triple-check everything like I do that is very important because your work must be accurate.

>>35608888
And pray tell where would an adult socialize?

>>35608951

Can't wait for the normies to chime in about approaching random people at a bookstore or other inane bullshit they themselves would never do and would only work for giga-Chads

>>35608888
nice get
much checked

>>35606510
haha jokes on you I could be all of those things if women were worth working for

naturally handsome, often told I have a mischievous personality and enjoyable company among people I work to be less abrasive with; plenty smart

I just dont see a single fucking thing in this world worth working for so I settle for being a hedonistic NEET because hey, it's a cut above suicide

>>35609042
I'm actually partially curious mostly because I've never had friends. Everybody I interacted with in school was either indifferent (like the adults) or complete shit towards me (as in "stop pointing the hairspray blowtorch in my face's vicinity please" shitty).

I already know the post is bullshit because a psychologist/therapist doesn't help a good lot of the time and costs money to do so. I am already capable of reflecting on situations, and most of the advice is "just look at it positively brooo" even on a professional level. It says a lot more about the roastie-postie when they assume a lot of negative traits of people that just flat-out did not find anybody to connect with.

I don't much care for the dating scene, I just find this excluding behavior appalling from other human beings. It's more of a negativity echo chamber than /r9k/ is, and that really says something. At least here I can identify with others instead of getting alienated for having poor luck.

>>35606510
Because women:
who are not:
beautiful
rich
charming
talented
funny
great in bed

should fuck someone who is like them.

>>35606510
>Handsome
I'd be happy with a 6/10 with a good personality
>Charming
This is such a fucking meme that just boils down to ability to appeal to lots of other people, which is a normie trait that I'm not looking for in a partner. She just needs to appeal to me.
>Funny
I am pretty funny, actually.
>Talented
Very. In many different areas.
>Rich
I'm not a materialistic asshole so this does not impact my choice of mate
>(Premarital) sexual experience
Fuck off with your degeneracy

>>35606510
What a superficial greedy asshole
you're pathetic op

>>35606510
I am very cute and cool

>>35609512
>women should fuck someone who is like them.

Should according to whom?
If you live in Western society you need to keep in mind that women get to choose, therefore we allow them to call all the shots.

It doesn't matter what you think they should do.

>>35609605
The question OP asked was "why a woman should settle for you" and that poster gave an answer. "Should" is a normative term, not a descriptive one. You're right that women call the shots, but that poster doesn't have to agree with how it works. Thus, women SHOULD, in a just world, fuck people like them.

>>35608904
You get unironic cool points for this my friend.

I'm envious because I'm 33, never had sex and no car, or degree, i share an apartment with dad, too sickly to work.

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You only hate women and others around you who are even slightly successful due to your autism and lack of social cues.

Therefore, it's only natural that people aren't going to hang around you because not only do you lack a personality, you're boring, provide no humor 'nor hold up a proper conservation without mumbling away about "muh feelings."

>>35608205
MGTOW doesn't work because men are not valuable anymore. Your absence makes absolutely no difference in the dating world

>>35609885
>responding to that many posts
Diagnosing you with autism my man.

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>>35609885
Code Purple. Pretty common.

>>35609885
Has to be bait
I'll be impressed if it isn't but I won't believe you either way

>>35606510
You're not pretty without makeup
You're not charming
You're not funny
You're not talented
You're not rich
You're not great in bed, you literally just lay there doing nothing

Please explain why a man in the 21st century should settle for you