Hey robots, am bored and alone. Anybody want to just chat?

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i just found my apartments cat dead on the road tfw i used to feed him tuna

>>35606144
Oh Anon :( I'll give my cat a treat in his honor.

RIP kitty

>>35606054

Hello, sir. Pretty nice cat. I'm trapped in my room on the iPad because my roommate came home with her hair reeking (reeeeeeeeking) of this horrible chemically conditioner and I've had e windows open and the fan on for hours and I still can't go out to the living room because the smell disgusts me and may be harmful. Meanwhile she's spending the night at her friends. Talk about a bullshit.

>>35606054
I rate your cat 11/10. Nice to meet you

I like your cat
I have nothing to do too. my pc is too shitty to play good games, have nothing to watch or energy to watch, been lurking /r9k/ and thinking "should i fap now or just go to sleep?" its 2.24 am here so, what should i do, anon?

>>35606303
Damn that sucks. Did you say anything to her?

>>35606359
I told her that a stranger likes her and she had no response. Typical.

>>35606365
I've been watching some Critical Role (a bunch of voice actors get together and stream them playing D&D) and it's pretty entertaining. Might not be your thing but i like it.

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Sup homie. Cute cat. (:

>>35606413
Yeah, she knows it was a great inconvenience to me, and I texted her to whine about it like an hour ago but she hasn't responded. Why must I live in this world of harmful fumes. I have no faith that common fumes like those in hairspray or new plastic or whatever aren't going to turn out to be very harmful. We learn all the time that some shit we thought was ok is actually terrible. Like look up balsamic vinegar, turns out it has a ton of lead in it. And I just learned that rice and rice-based cereals have super-high arsenic levels. You can look that ship up too. Stupid corporate bullshit world and brainless dogshit people make me suffer for their greed and ignorance. Cock ass.

>>35606537
Ooh tell me about yours

>>35606054
yeah dude, i know I shouldn't be depressed because I have everything I need. It's just... fuckin roasties man.

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Just gonna drop my cat off too.

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>>35606054
>>35606537
I like these cats

view my cat please

http://live.nicovideo.jp/

Why not talk to japanese qts and get them to say lewd things?

>>35606639
I feel the same way sometimes. I'm not one to believe in a catch all way to make life better, but I've been on a new antidepressant for about two weeks now and oh my god life is looking up man. I think we're all gonna make it.

>>35606661
>>35606690
These cats are fantastic. Please, details. Names, ages, anything weird they do?

For example, my cat (OP) will routinely wake me up at 3:30 am for attention EVERY day without fail.

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>>35606690
>>35606605
Thx. Her name is tali. She's adopted.

>>35606697
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8

>>35606786
my cat is >>35606690
his name is The Real Slim Shady aka Bacon Burger aka Rocket Boy aka Fahrtz von Schitzen aka Major Meow-Meow Junior aka Scrimpy (he has a lot of nicknames)

he is very small for an adult cat he is kitten sized and his favorite thing to do is look out the window

when you pick him up and he doesn't want picked up he makes a high-pitched squeaking sound

he is afraid of catnip bubbles

he runs into shit like chairs and coffee tables every single day bonking his head on everything he is top clumsy

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>>35606786
His name is Baloo, he's just about a year. He loves playing with the bottom crack of doors, sometimes I'll just hear scratches on the door in the night and it's him on his belly pouncing at the bottom of the door. He's a goof.

>>35606926
That's quite a mouthfull! Part of me wishes my cat was dumb and ran into things, but alas she is graceful.

>>35606951
I want to rub his tummy

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>>35607102
He welcomes belly rubs but be warned, he likes to attack at random!

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This is a reddit tier thread. Now all we need is a shitty cat pic with a lame unfunny caption and we're good to go.

>>35607327
Sounds like someone doesn't own a cat.

>>35606054
That's a pretty good looking cat you got there, anon. Is it a boy cat or is it a girl cat?

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>>35606951
>yfw your cat passes away and you finally learn he was keeping a revenant from killing you while you sleep

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>>35607426
Cats are for fags. Real men own dogs

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>>35606054
here's my kot, steve

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>>35607602
My dog died, thanks for reminding me.

>>35607541
It is a girl cat. Named her cleopatra.