>mom is out of town for a couple of days >decide I should

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>mom is out of town for a couple of days
>decide I should try give myself a prostate orgasm
>look around the house for something dildo shaped
>can't find anything so go into the bathroom and grab the empty toilet paper holder and stuff it with tissue until it's rock hard and then wrap it in clingfilm to make it smooth
>try stick it in my ass but it doesn't work so just jerk off instead
>decide it would be a bad idea to throw it away so try and rip it up and flush it down the toilet
>dildo too big and toilet gets blocked
>continueously flush the toilet to try and make it go down
>start fisting the toilet bowl to try and plunge it
>toilet seat breaks off due to leaning on it while fisting the toilet
>literally just lay on the bathroom floor just covered in cum and laying next to a broken toilet seat

my mom will probably wonder why the toilet seat has broken off and why the toilet is blocked, she's no doubt going to call a plumber and my homemade dildo will be exposed.

I honestly feel like ending it right now.

Also my bathroom floor is starting to warp since it's covered in a puddle of water from the toilet overflowing.