Who /shitjob here? I'm currently looking for one that'll

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>tfw can't even get a "shit job"
>literally can't even get a call back for a pizza delivery job at the local pizza delivery place
fuck you OP I'd stomp on 12 babies for your job

join the military
they pay for absolutely everything
unless you're not a ameriburger then i don't know

>>35600583
I'm American but I don't think joining while Trump is in charge a good idea

>>35600666
Why not, he's increasing military spending. Just don't pick an MOS that'll deploy it's super easy

>>35600687
Mattis will send you to the Pacific

>>35600666
>>35601488
I'm american and I'm literally considering joining the Navy because it's my final option before suicide.

I could give a FUCK if I get deployed to some asian coast, not even the pothead who owns the pizza shop would hire me to deliver pizzas

>>35600666
>implying it would be a better idea with that warmonger hillary

>>35600687
Increasing military spending does not equal increase in soldier paychecks. Its just a way of them saying the navy and chairforde will get more cash to blow on bombs and missiles.
Even if that were the case, they will only get like a few pennies more.