Give me ONE good reason not to convert to Islam. >get to

>>35599304
^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Goes to Israel
>>Gets beheaded

>>35599401
>go to a white country
>have libcucks literally throwing pussy and money at you

Yeah, I think I'll go with the white countries over a bunch of fucking jews.

>>35599618
yeah but you can just convert to an extremist asian christian sect and get all of the above, plus be allowed in israel and able to get a security clearance

You forgot this

>have to blow myself up

>>35599304
i'm a libcuck and when mudslimes try talking shit at me, i rip them a new one.

filthy fucking pigs.

>>35599304
>If you wife disrespects you you can yell at her, refuse to sleep with her, and if all else fails you can beat her (Source: Chapter 4: Women, of the Koran)
Feels good man.

>>35599670
>plus be allowed in israel and able to get a security clearance
You seem to be under the impression that going to kikestan is really high on everyones list of priorities.

>>35599748
>when mudslimes try talking shit at me, i rip them a new one.
Living in a fantasy world is not healthy anon.

Because I don't want to have to conform to a zealous hivemind, lest I be murdered for not doing so. And I don't want to pray by rubbing my face in the dirt five times a day.

>>35599891
No, I have no fear of kebabs if they're willing to pull that shit. The funniest part is most other libcucks agree with me afterwards, they're just scared that SJWs will come after them for agreeing

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>>35599304
this gay Jewish universe itself is a prison constructed by the shitskin demiurge (a BengaIi nigger amongst gods)

>>35599304
Converting to any religion because of these reasons is wrong and you will not fit in.

There is no need to convert. Unlike Judaism, you just say a prayer to Moon Jesus and you're in.

So, instead of converting to Islam, just say you're a muslim and reap the benefits.

It's basically like going to a Church for food and pretending to be Christian.

>>35599304
Islam is supreme, as muslim you are defended by leftists and respected by sluts, chads and - the most important - brothers in faith. Islam is the REAL alternative for the degenerated west.

>>35599918
>I have no fear of kebabs if they're willing to pull that shit
>if
That's precisely what I meant, everyone is real though "if" something hypothetically were to happen. Reality tends to btfo those kinds of people real hard.

>>35600027
They do pull that shit though. Just today a kebab told me not to call ISIS "muslim extremists" because it makes other muslims look bad.

I shut that shit down right away. it's dangerous to allow mudslimes, jews and christians to propagandize.